FabSwingers.com forum: Horrific shock this morning

By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

I came downstairs this morning to a horrific shock. All the windows and doors were open, everything had gone.

The fucking dog had got to my advent calendar!

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over a year ago

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By *moothGrooveWoman
over a year ago

Durham

You should have got the new advent calendar from Premier Inn! There are 24 windows and none of them open

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came downstairs this morning to a horrific shock. All the windows and doors were open, everything had gone.

The fucking dog had got to my advent calendar! "

Are you sure it was the dog?

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"You should have got the new advent calendar from Premier Inn! There are 24 windows and none of them open

Like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have got him one of his own then!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Hope it wasn't a chocolate one, highly toxic to dogs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would take the dog to the vet chocolate is very bad and toxic and poisonous to dogs

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Silly mistake leaving it where the dog can get to it (did it myself once).

Mine are in a filing cabinet in my back room.

I don't open the window until the evening.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Would take the dog to the vet chocolate is very bad and toxic and poisonous to dogs

Chocolate is not poisonous to dogs, its the chemical they add to baking chocolate to stop it melting whilst cooking in cakes or biscuits that is poisonous so never give a dog chocolate chip cookies or similar. Normal milk chocolate is fine

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"For milk chocolate, any ingestion of more than 0.5 ounces per pound of body weight may put dogs at risk for chocolate poisoning. Ingestions of more than 0.13 ounces per pound of dark or semi-sweet chocolate may cause poisoning."

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By *irty CatsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ffs, think that it was supposed to be a joke!!!

????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would take the dog to the vet chocolate is very bad and toxic and poisonous to dogs

No it will not it’s to do with theobromine witch is from the coco plant in fact chocolate is poisonous to us humans as well and can kill us it just takes such a high dose that you could never consume that much chocolate before your body has cleared the toxin out ur system

But in dogs it only takes very low doses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So serious people lighten up it's a joke post, no dogs were harmed in this thread

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"So serious people lighten up it's a joke post, no dogs were harmed in this thread

It was of course meant as a joke.

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