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"I would cook steak and chips for Wonko" But you are him | |||
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"For the next fabber to post below me. I'm cooking a pork loin with some potatoes in butter!" I don't eat pork | |||
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"I would cook steak and chips for Wonko But you are him" i'm not | |||
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"Does incinerating it count? obviously "Well everyone’s welcome to a plate of charcoal | |||
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"Does incinerating it count? obviously
Well everyone’s welcome to a plate of charcoal "Delicious | |||
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"Chips, egg and beans x" Yum x | |||
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"For bellaseas Chicken rice Chicken curry Aloo curry Daal Samosas pakoras kebabs Salad Mint chutney Curried spinach Chappati Spicy pea soup eat up Bella xx" I don’t think Bellaseas eats chicken  | |||
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"For bellaseas Chicken rice Chicken curry Aloo curry Daal Samosas pakoras kebabs Salad Mint chutney Curried spinach Chappati Spicy pea soup eat up Bella xx I don’t think Bellaseas eats chicken "Then it's for you Bella can have Porridge | |||
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"I will choose the meal but I'm not cooking it. It's a choice of two. Mr will cook. 1) Christmas Dinner - Turkey Wellington stuffed with homemade sage and onion stuffing mixed with sausage meat, a layer a cranberry sauce and then encased in a beautiful pastry. There will be a selection of boiled veg alongside some honey roasted veg. Pigs in blankets, asparagus in blankets and a rich port based gravy. 2) Sticky Chicken - chicken tossed in cornflour, eggs and paprika seasoned flower. Fried and added to a mild homemade sweet chili Asian sauce with sesame oil/seeds. Served on a mound of freshly cooked white rice with a sprinkle of spring onions and sesame seeds." Option 2 please x | |||
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"Can i cook for everyone at a big dinner party? And with so many to cook for i have to write up a menu " No | |||
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"Can i cook for everyone at a big dinner party? And with so many to cook for i have to write up a menu No" BOOOO! | |||
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"Can i cook for everyone at a big dinner party? And with so many to cook for i have to write up a menu No BOOOO!" Pick 1 pick me xxxx | |||
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"For bellaseas Chicken rice Chicken curry Aloo curry Daal Samosas pakoras kebabs Salad Mint chutney Curried spinach Chappati Spicy pea soup eat up Bella xx I don’t think Bellaseas eats chicken
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"For bellaseas Chicken rice Chicken curry Aloo curry Daal Samosas pakoras kebabs Salad Mint chutney Curried spinach Chappati Spicy pea soup eat up Bella xx I don’t think Bellaseas eats chicken
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Hahahaha thank you I’ll eat it sorry Bellaseas "Xxx | |||
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"For bellaseas Chicken rice Chicken curry Aloo curry Daal Samosas pakoras kebabs Salad Mint chutney Curried spinach Chappati Spicy pea soup eat up Bella xx I don’t think Bellaseas eats chicken
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"I’d cool for yas and firstly I’d boil a flip flop and sever that as a warm drink 1st course will be a plate of water Main course is my arse, medium rare cheeks up in a bowl Dessert is half a plumb covered in a reduced lynx Africa sauce " Il still be starving Can I eat you  | |||
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"For bellaseas Chicken rice Chicken curry Aloo curry Daal Samosas pakoras kebabs Salad Mint chutney Curried spinach Chappati Spicy pea soup eat up Bella xx I don’t think Bellaseas eats chicken
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Hahahaha thank you I’ll eat it sorry Bellaseas
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"Can it wait till after Christmas when I've got my Ninja Pro? "No | |||
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"Got to be lasagne everyday of the week" For whom?? | |||
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"Can it wait till after Christmas when I've got my Ninja Pro?
No"In that case, I'll make _asmeen a sugar sandwich xx | |||
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"Can it wait till after Christmas when I've got my Ninja Pro?
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In that case, I'll make _asmeen a sugar sandwich xx"is that it x | |||
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"I'm making tapas , for anyone who'd like to come, even Yas and Tmontana who have already eaten " xx | |||
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"Can it wait till after Christmas when I've got my Ninja Pro?
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In that case, I'll make _asmeen a sugar sandwich xx
is that it x" how ungrateful..
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"Can it wait till after Christmas when I've got my Ninja Pro?
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In that case, I'll make _asmeen a sugar sandwich xx
is that it x
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"I'm making tapas , for anyone who'd like to come, even Yas and Tmontana who have already eaten " Oooh yes pls, will there be enough for seconds?  | |||
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"Mr N of course and I'd make either crab linguine followed by a fruit pavlova or a roast dinner. Otherwise I'd invite all the people that are friendly with me on fab and lay on a huge array of cold meat, olives, salad, cheese etc and desserts. " Delicious xxx | |||
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"I'm making tapas , for anyone who'd like to come, even Yas and Tmontana who have already eaten Oooh yes pls, will there be enough for seconds? "Yes a pea | |||
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"I'm making tapas , for anyone who'd like to come, even Yas and Tmontana who have already eaten " Aw that’s kind of you | |||
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"A vegetarian roasted veg lasagna for a veggie not fussed who x" Xx | |||
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"I’ll cook a slap up breakfast for whoever I wake up with
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"I will choose the meal but I'm not cooking it. It's a choice of two. Mr will cook. 1) Christmas Dinner - Turkey Wellington stuffed with homemade sage and onion stuffing mixed with sausage meat, a layer a cranberry sauce and then encased in a beautiful pastry. There will be a selection of boiled veg alongside some honey roasted veg. Pigs in blankets, asparagus in blankets and a rich port based gravy. 2) Sticky Chicken - chicken tossed in cornflour, eggs and paprika seasoned flower. Fried and added to a mild homemade sweet chili Asian sauce with sesame oil/seeds. Served on a mound of freshly cooked white rice with a sprinkle of spring onions and sesame seeds. Option 2 please x" Good choice! It is so yummy. Im going to invite you round Yas, Banta Claus, Tmontana, Unicornsparkles, and TheVonMatterhorns. We always do big portions
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"I will choose the meal but I'm not cooking it. It's a choice of two. Mr will cook. 1) Christmas Dinner - Turkey Wellington stuffed with homemade sage and onion stuffing mixed with sausage meat, a layer a cranberry sauce and then encased in a beautiful pastry. There will be a selection of boiled veg alongside some honey roasted veg. Pigs in blankets, asparagus in blankets and a rich port based gravy. 2) Sticky Chicken - chicken tossed in cornflour, eggs and paprika seasoned flower. Fried and added to a mild homemade sweet chili Asian sauce with sesame oil/seeds. Served on a mound of freshly cooked white rice with a sprinkle of spring onions and sesame seeds. Option 2 please x Good choice! It is so yummy. Im going to invite you round Yas, Banta Claus, Tmontana, Unicornsparkles, and TheVonMatterhorns. We always do big portions
Unfortunately 2 of you will have to sit on children sized chairs. "xx | |||
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"Normally on dates, a fairly fast and tasty meal I cook is Macaroni pie, stew chicken and fresh salad. Macaroni pie is basically a baked pasta with a cheese crust at the top. As for my stew chicken, of course I season the chicken and put it in in fridge the night before (at the very least to marinate). It doesn't take too long and tastes lovely, it's a lot dish back home. As for who I would cook it for, hmm I'll leave that to be a mystery lol" X | |||
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"I do a mean Pot Noodle and can even dump the contents into a sandwich which is a stodgy delight
Who wants some?
……hello…? "I get a soup starter out of one and then refill it with boiling water to process the main course. Must try the sandwich option, or, how about pot noodle on toast? | |||
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"If I was cooking for Yasmeen, I'd make a lovely chilli If I was cooking for Annie, maybe a nice chilli Appletree would get a chilli NBVN would get end up with a chilli Bellaseas perhaps a chilli, or a chilli Tuberose a cheesecake"
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"A big lasagne for 'jamie hants' served in a cat bowl id give her a garfield tail butt plug too. "YESSSSS. I love lasagne. And butt plugs. | |||
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"Pot noodle for any sophisticated stunner that wants to share it with me " Me | |||
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"I do a mean Pot Noodle and can even dump the contents into a sandwich which is a stodgy delight
Who wants some?
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I get a soup starter out of one and then refill it with boiling water to process the main course.
Must try the sandwich option, or, how about pot noodle on toast?"On toast sounds a great idea - more structurally sound (the high liquid content of the noodles in the sandwich tends to cause it to go all floppy). I’m going to give it a go  | |||
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"If I was cooking for Yasmeen, I'd make a lovely chilli If I was cooking for Annie, maybe a nice chilli Appletree would get a chilli NBVN would get end up with a chilli Bellaseas perhaps a chilli, or a chilli Tuberose a cheesecake" Why the hell not. Start a meal with dessert | |||
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"If I was cooking for Yasmeen, I'd make a lovely chilli If I was cooking for Annie, maybe a nice chilli Appletree would get a chilli NBVN would get end up with a chilli Bellaseas perhaps a chilli, or a chilli Tuberose a cheesecake Why the hell not. Start a meal with dessert "I'd start with desert with you TR because it means we are finished after 1 course and can get on to burning those calories off. | |||
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"I offer cock … with cream
Cheeky "Haha. Funny.
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"I offer cock … with cream
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Haha. Funny.
But this is true. "Xx | |||
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"If I was cooking for Yasmeen, I'd make a lovely chilli If I was cooking for Annie, maybe a nice chilli Appletree would get a chilli NBVN would get end up with a chilli Bellaseas perhaps a chilli, or a chilli Tuberose a cheesecake Why the hell not. Start a meal with dessert
I'd start with desert with you TR because it means we are finished after 1 course and can get on to burning those calories off. "Stewing in our own juices is better than some meal you say?  | |||
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"Pot noodle for any sophisticated stunner that wants to share it with me Me" Kettles on and just pouring the sachet of bombay bad boy sauce in. Oh and I have no forks in my tent so we will have to eat it with our hands | |||
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"Pot noodle for any sophisticated stunner that wants to share it with me Me Kettles on and just pouring the sachet of bombay bad boy sauce in. Oh and I have no forks in my tent so we will have to eat it with our hands " Ok x | |||
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"C has always wanted to be a dessert platter where everyone eats fruit and cream from her naked body with their mouths…
K"Is she food safe? | |||
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"C has always wanted to be a dessert platter where everyone eats fruit and cream from her naked body with their mouths…
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Is she food safe? "Well I’ve not died yet | |||
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"I'm making tapas , for anyone who'd like to come, even Yas and Tmontana who have already eaten " I’d like to, and I’ll bring red and white wine. | |||
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"I'm making tapas , for anyone who'd like to come, even Yas and Tmontana who have already eaten I’d like to, and I’ll bring red and white wine." Perfect! | |||
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"If anyone fancies a big mixed grill I can certainly cook that "*waves hand frantically to be first in line* | |||
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"I’m doing a Sunday roast with all the trimmings and I can feed around 6-8 people. " *waves hand frantically to be first in line* (that’s my meals done for two days now….) | |||
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"Does anyone know how to cook chicken parmesan? If so please cook one for me I'll repay the favour somehow "I think you just smother the chicken in cheese and shove it in the oven. | |||
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"I’m doing a Sunday roast with all the trimmings and I can feed around 6-8 people. " On a Wednesday? Is it lamb? | |||
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"If anyone fancies a big mixed grill I can certainly cook that
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"I’m doing a Sunday roast with all the trimmings and I can feed around 6-8 people. On a Wednesday? Is it lamb? " . I never eat lamb, I grew up bottle feeding newborns and could never eat lamb. | |||
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"I’m doing a Sunday roast with all the trimmings and I can feed around 6-8 people. " I will bring along a choice of homemade desserts, apple crumble or sticky toffee pudding. Both will come with hot custard (this won't be homemade, Ambrosia!) | |||
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"If anyone fancies a big mixed grill I can certainly cook that "Count me in on this | |||
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"I’m doing a Sunday roast with all the trimmings and I can feed around 6-8 people. I will bring along a choice of homemade desserts, apple crumble or sticky toffee pudding. Both will come with hot custard (this won't be homemade, Ambrosia!)" I’d send you back home to make a chocolate fudge cake. | |||
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"I’m doing a Sunday roast with all the trimmings and I can feed around 6-8 people. I will bring along a choice of homemade desserts, apple crumble or sticky toffee pudding. Both will come with hot custard (this won't be homemade, Ambrosia!) I’d send you back home to make a chocolate fudge cake. " But... I just got here? It'll take ages and my dinner will be cold | |||
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"If anyone fancies a big mixed grill I can certainly cook that
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"I do a mean Pot Noodle and can even dump the contents into a sandwich which is a stodgy delight
Who wants some?
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Must try the sandwich option, or, how about pot noodle on toast?
On toast sounds a great idea - more structurally sound (the high liquid content of the noodles in the sandwich tends to cause it to go all floppy).
I’m going to give it a go "I save the end pieces of a sliced loaf for just such creations! | |||
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"A big lasagne for 'jamie hants' served in a cat bowl id give her a garfield tail butt plug too.
YESSSSS. I love lasagne.
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"Fat fuggin burger for whoever wants one "Me x | |||
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"Fat fuggin burger for whoever wants one
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"Fat fuggin burger for whoever wants one
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With pleasure! You want gherkins and cheese??? "Love both xxx | |||
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