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By *aveman78 OP   Man
over a year ago

cardiff

I know I ain't no Pablo Picasso but why do I find it hard to get a womans attention on here...

What am I doing wrong? Or is it keep trying ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you asking for profile advice?

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By *aveman78 OP   Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Just sent u an inbox then... x

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By *aveman78 OP   Man
over a year ago

cardiff


"Are you asking for profile advice?"
something like that ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start your profile with what I assume is a reference to your star sign- though if this is the case it's spelt wrong. That's two things right there that will put a lot of people off. Those who are into their star signs would expect you to know it is Scorpio not scorpion and those who believe star signs are a load of nonsense would lose interest instantly.

You then say you want a likeminded woman but with no explanation of what bits of your mind they need to be like. I've read your profile several times but know nothing about you apart from the fact that possibly you were born late October/November 40 years ago and believe in star signs.

You're not ugly, face photos are confident - though personally we prefer to see a smile than a pout or scowl.

You can't please everyone and being authentically you is going to get you more interest than pretending to be something you're not. With that in mind, if astrology is important to you, keep it in your profile. If you've only included it because you think it'll increase interest, personally I'd bin it. We wouldn't read past that before moving on.

Good luck.

Mr

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By *aveman78 OP   Man
over a year ago

cardiff


"You start your profile with what I assume is a reference to your star sign- though if this is the case it's spelt wrong. That's two things right there that will put a lot of people off. Those who are into their star signs would expect you to know it is Scorpio not scorpion and those who believe star signs are a load of nonsense would lose interest instantly.

You then say you want a likeminded woman but with no explanation of what bits of your mind they need to be like. I've read your profile several times but know nothing about you apart from the fact that possibly you were born late October/November 40 years ago and believe in star signs.

You're not ugly, face photos are confident - though personally we prefer to see a smile than a pout or scowl.

You can't please everyone and being authentically you is going to get you more interest than pretending to be something you're not. With that in mind, if astrology is important to you, keep it in your profile. If you've only included it because you think it'll increase interest, personally I'd bin it. We wouldn't read past that before moving on.

Good luck.

Mr"

is that better now Dilly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just sent u an inbox then... x"

I prefer to keep things in the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pictures make you look unfriendly and your bio is too brief and also unfriendly. You have to put way more work into your profile to make it appealing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I ain't no Pablo Picasso but why do I find it hard to get a womans attention on here...

What am I doing wrong? Or is it keep trying ? "

your a man there are zillions of men on fab that far outnumber women thats your number one problem before anything else ..

as for anything else only you know you so write about you and what your looking for rather than end up with a profile that look like others who asked for advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing written in your bio about you which one could refer to or relate to really. Put some heart into it I'd say. It doesn't need to be essay worthy but more substantial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You start your profile with what I assume is a reference to your star sign- though if this is the case it's spelt wrong. That's two things right there that will put a lot of people off. Those who are into their star signs would expect you to know it is Scorpio not scorpion and those who believe star signs are a load of nonsense would lose interest instantly.

You then say you want a likeminded woman but with no explanation of what bits of your mind they need to be like. I've read your profile several times but know nothing about you apart from the fact that possibly you were born late October/November 40 years ago and believe in star signs.

You're not ugly, face photos are confident - though personally we prefer to see a smile than a pout or scowl.

You can't please everyone and being authentically you is going to get you more interest than pretending to be something you're not. With that in mind, if astrology is important to you, keep it in your profile. If you've only included it because you think it'll increase interest, personally I'd bin it. We wouldn't read past that before moving on.

Good luck.

Mr"

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

What were your expectations op ? You may wish to lower them.

I've not read your bio, however it should tell the reader your wants desires likes, what you offer in return reflecting your personality.

Hopefully you'll create interest with the words, entice with the pictures you use.

Have fun.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

You are called caveman and you like loud grunting during sex. I think that may narrow your appeal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s nothing in your profile to make me want to engage with you.

Your pics make you look grumpy, and the text doesn’t give anything away about you, the remark about grunting and putting the work in is a bit , and slightly dismissive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Mistake 1 is thinking fabs = sex

Men outnumber woman 1000 to 1, and even if the numbers weren’t so stacked against you, women hold all the cards here

Messaging is a little pointless and a waste of time compared to going to clubs/socials

Also if you could be taller that’s a great start

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Hello, fellow Cardiffian .

In my opinion, your profile is really awful. Sorry, I’m saying that in a blunt way, but I couldn’t put it any other way. Cruel to be kind, I guess!

It’s great you have face pics - you’re way braver than me! I think the women I know on here wouldn’t be to keen because you don’t look happy. There’s nothing in the text that gives any insight into your character either, beyond sounding a bit, well, “caveman-like”, really!

Fab isn’t “rubbish” - it can be great for guys. It’s been a good experience for me, and I’m older.

It needs effort and buying in to the overall community. Get known as a decent, interesting guy with things to say on all sorts, and unexpected things can and do develop. Honest .

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello OP, your latest update is a no no, women don't like whiney men, also please use Google to spell check words against definition.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Think of your profile as a shop window (we all know women love to shop)

Does it draw their attention and make them want to see more? In my opinion..no (but that's just my opinion. I think its quite bland, says next to nothing about you and your pics don't really show you in a good light.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Your profile tells me everything I need to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a Picasso you would not do half as well again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I ain't no Pablo Picasso but why do I find it hard to get a womans attention on here...

What am I doing wrong? Or is it keep trying ? "

For me it’s keep trying mate!!

Everyone on this thread has hit the nail on the head surrounding profile and pics (not that mine are great) but I also think jumping into the forum is a good way to express your personality also and another way of potentially finding someone who is the right fit for you and you for them!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"If you were a Picasso you would not do half as well again "

OP are you having a blue period ?

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

what are you doing wrong?

You are one of thousands of men who out number women 100-1

therefore women cn be picky, if you arent very special then you have no chance.

plus its not insta shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are called caveman and you like loud grunting during sex. I think that may narrow your appeal. "
but don't change that, as that is you ! Fab isn't about appealing to everyone as then you appeal to noone. Find your niche and market there

Imo, you need to have fun with that. Rather than the negative status have Fred looking for his Wilma (and Betty). Show that you get what primal caveman sex looks like, and what the dynamic really is.

And get a pic with a dinosaur. If you can't find a real one, maybe a toy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone will have different opinions on what to change on your profile. For me though if you are confident enough to put a face pic up maybe smile abit, I'm sure you're not a moody so and so but it kinda looks like you are. And if u are a moody git, eh, cheer up it's Christmas .

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

And get a pic with a dinosaur.

"

Fab doesn't allow pics with animals.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I know I ain't no Pablo Picasso but why do I find it hard to get a womans attention on here...

What am I doing wrong? Or is it keep trying ? "

I don't know if you are doing anything wrong for others....... but for me ...... your profile is utter shite. Very self defensive and dismissive wording...

You don't mention one thing you offer for a meet. You seem very blase,as if you think telling people you won't be putting yourself out and they need to accept you as you are and jump on the very little you offer - smacks of a lack of confidence.

So maybe you rely on your face ..... I's not the worse face i've seen but I don't fancy you. You look very scowly in it but TOP MARKS for showing your full face.

Your tag line is very negative.

Well there MUST be some women on here who have on their profile.... Looking for a scowly bloke in Wales who says like it or lump it and doesn't like the site much....

There MUST be loads. If you stay here, they will come.

Good luck xx

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

OP.

You joined this site a year ago in the midst of a pandemic when few people were meeting or were being very cautious.

What did you expect? This is NOT Instant Shag! In effect, you are up against 100's, if not 1000's of other guys Ll wanting the same thing!

Your profile has to be like a Job CV. You have to say what YOU can contribute to any meet, whilst saying what you EXPECT from it too

You effectively have to SELL yourself to make an impression. YOU have to get noticed, so....

Put up a friendly facial pic. People when meeting you will go for a smiling face!

Don't include any negativity anywhere in your profile. EG, to say "this site is useless, or I'm pig ugly" is just negative and others will move on to a more positive profile.

Expand your profile to include the suggestions I mentioned above and those from others.

Get to Socials in your area & become involved in the Forum Pages. It's all about being NOTICED!!!

You will need Patience, and Perseverance by the bucket load, along with a thick skin as rejections will occur.

Have you read the Site Advice that a No Reply to any messages you send out, means the recipient isn't interested!

This site DOES work, but you have to put in the effort to stand out against the rest.

Good luck.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I didn't see your profile originally, but there is no star sign reference, so you must have acted on advice given earlier. So that's a good start.

You have an age range that's not 18 to 99, another positive.

Now add some smiling friendly looking face pics, and let people know why they should be interested in you, and what you offer, rather than saying what you want and your profile will be much improved.

Send out individual messages to people that are written specifically for them and maybe attend socials or a club near you and that will improve your chances further.

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By *ver the hill for fabMan
over a year ago

LONDON


"I know I ain't no Pablo Picasso but why do I find it hard to get a womans attention on here...

What am I doing wrong? Or is it keep trying ? "

your a male

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Grumpy looking, abrupt and a v can't be arsed bio. I wouldn't be keen to find out more.

Why do men find it so hard to put some effort in?

I absolutely hate whiney tag lines about the site and the lack of action. It screams petulant child.

Have a look at other guys profiles and see where you're going wrong.

Effort=results it's not rocket science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op,

1st mistake is asking anyone on forums.. A significant number on here have never met anyone either..

Keyboard warriors, idiots and ppl up thier own arse make up the majority of the rest!

(there are some superb, experienced, lovely folk as well!)

Be yourself, be honest be open be friendly..

Have fun and stay relaxed.. It'll happen

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"what are you doing wrong?

You are one of thousands of men who out number women 100-1

therefore women cn be picky, if you arent very special then you have no chance.

plus its not insta shag"

Numbers.. not all about numbers, if the numbers were evenly split if you weren't what the other person was looking for makes no difference.

***News flash ****

Unless any holes ya goal anyone and everyone can say no thanks, picky ain't the preserve of just ladies,

I'm nothing special and I do ok.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

O/p just see fab as a social club to share ideas, thoughts and humour. Anything else is a bonus. Good luck!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

It’s perfect tells me everything I need to know about you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First of all, don’t ask what your doing wrong. Your admitting that your doing something wrong.

I like to imagine it’s everyone else that doesn’t know the correct rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is good sex about putting in the work?

These woe is me posts are tedious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is good sex about putting in the work?

These woe is me posts are tedious."

Grunting

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

It dosnt matter what yiu put or pics on your profile.

The fact is as a single guy you are outnumbered. There are very few women ot couples that want men and those that do are extremely fussy and specific in what they actually want.

So unless yiu look like a Greek god with a dick the size of a large cucumber and swing both ways and have the stamina of a marathon runner and cum like a fire extinguisher with 200 million and a house in the Costa Blanca as well as a small mansion in the UK I am afraid reality is you ain't gonna get anywhere or mYbe once in 10 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is good sex about putting in the work?

These woe is me posts are tedious.

Grunting "

My kind of gal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It dosnt matter what yiu put or pics on your profile.

The fact is as a single guy you are outnumbered. There are very few women ot couples that want men and those that do are extremely fussy and specific in what they actually want.

So unless yiu look like a Greek god with a dick the size of a large cucumber and swing both ways and have the stamina of a marathon runner and cum like a fire extinguisher with 200 million and a house in the Costa Blanca as well as a small mansion in the UK I am afraid reality is you ain't gonna get anywhere or mYbe once in 10 years.

"

I have told you ten million times to stop exaggerating?

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By *ixi n DogCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Well I ain't a woman but if I was I reckon reading your most recent status would put me right off.

"This suite is useless .. or i must be pig ugly lol"

C'mon man, stop the self pity. You're looking for a lady to spend some intimate time with. Not after a hug from your mum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a look fella, your pics aren't very welcoming and honestly if in your profile you think that being dismissive and telling people bye bye is going to endure anyone to want to meet you then I can only see you either giving up, or not meeting at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even though some have said it's not that effective..I'd def try putting a range of pictures though..

A bit more in the bio.(.my bio itself is sparse & i think i need to add to it.)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I give an attitude in my pics because I want to be left alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always wary of giving advice on these issues but anyway here goes. Studies have shown most dating sites people swipe right or show their interest based initially on attraction. Now this dating site (and it is one) is structured a bit difficult, but the same fundamental rules apply, hence everyone asks for face pics on initial messages (some ask for cock pics as well) so my humble suggestion is, take a break from the site, work on yourself a bit. It could be something small like growing a beard, changing your hair cut and as I'm sure you'll notice lots of women like guys who are athletic or gym fit bodies, so you can also do that as well (btw I got in the best shape of my life earlier this year using a dip and pull up station and a weighted vest).

These sites are mostly based on physical attraction, tap into that and you're in, everything else is on the periphery.

Hope my honest advice helps and that I'm not attacked to heavily for this.

Disclaimer of course you also need to be respectful and don't send dick pics unless asked for etc.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

My advice would be add some nicer photos,

add some more interesting things to read on your bio,

and be more flattering in stating what it is that you are looking for,

the ladies here have so so many gorgeous men to choose from, ask yourself why would they choose YOU given how poorly your profile represents you?????

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My advice would be add some nicer photos,

add some more interesting things to read on your bio,

and be more flattering in stating what it is that you are looking for,

the ladies here have so so many gorgeous men to choose from, ask yourself why would they choose YOU given how poorly your profile represents you?????

Good luck. "

This is good advice

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Maybe a little smile

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"It dosnt matter what yiu put or pics on your profile.

The fact is as a single guy you are outnumbered. There are very few women ot couples that want men and those that do are extremely fussy and specific in what they actually want.

So unless yiu look like a Greek god with a dick the size of a large cucumber and swing both ways and have the stamina of a marathon runner and cum like a fire extinguisher with 200 million and a house in the Costa Blanca as well as a small mansion in the UK I am afraid reality is you ain't gonna get anywhere or mYbe once in 10 years.

"

OP, the above isn’t true. I have none of the things on the above list, but have managed to have some lovely experiences on here. I’m far from a Fab legend and a far from the only one.

It can be done .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm always wary of giving advice on these issues but anyway here goes. Studies have shown most dating sites people swipe right or show their interest based initially on attraction. Now this dating site (and it is one) is structured a bit difficult, but the same fundamental rules apply, hence everyone asks for face pics on initial messages (some ask for cock pics as well) so my humble suggestion is, take a break from the site, work on yourself a bit. It could be something small like growing a beard, changing your hair cut and as I'm sure you'll notice lots of women like guys who are athletic or gym fit bodies, so you can also do that as well (btw I got in the best shape of my life earlier this year using a dip and pull up station and a weighted vest).

These sites are mostly based on physical attraction, tap into that and you're in, everything else is on the periphery.

Hope my honest advice helps and that I'm not attacked to heavily for this.

Disclaimer of course you also need to be respectful and don't send dick pics unless asked for etc. "

It’s really interesting that you view Fab as a dating site, other refer to it as a sex site and each to their own to call it want you want and use it how you please.

For me and many others it is a social media site for likeminded people.

The way you approach it and your expectations will give you a sense of success or failure

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"It dosnt matter what yiu put or pics on your profile.

The fact is as a single guy you are outnumbered. There are very few women ot couples that want men and those that do are extremely fussy and specific in what they actually want.

So unless yiu look like a Greek god with a dick the size of a large cucumber and swing both ways and have the stamina of a marathon runner and cum like a fire extinguisher with 200 million and a house in the Costa Blanca as well as a small mansion in the UK I am afraid reality is you ain't gonna get anywhere or mYbe once in 10 years.

OP, the above isn’t true. I have none of the things on the above list, but have managed to have some lovely experiences on here. I’m far from a Fab legend and a far from the only one.

It can be done ."

Yep, absolutely not true and to blame a stereotype for lack of success shows clearly why there's lack of success.

You want to get laid? Then be the best version of yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. You're outnumbered massively. Even 2s and 3s in the street are a solid 8 on here and aren't short of offers. If you're not careful, you'll end up in an auction trying to outbid 10/20 other people for an old banger because the numbers are stacked against you. Don't do it, you'll feel dirty afterwards haha.

2. Looks are important on here. People who say otherwise aren't being truthful. If they don't like what they see, they won't even bother striking up a conversation to find out more. So try message people who are in the same league as you. I've not seen your pics, but be honest with yourself.

3. Your profile isn't as important as people make out either. Obviously put something in it that's relevant. It doesn't have to be Shakespeare, but make sure the spelling is correct. Apparently that's really important and correlates directly to how good you are with your dick haha.

4. It's really cliquey on here and in the clubs, so not being in the cliques or knowing someone who knows someone goes against you too.

My advice, don't take it seriously, don't get offended by the lack of replies and go on PoF if all else fails. You'll definitely get a shag from there haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yeah, just looked at your profile, it needs work haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. You're outnumbered massively. Even 2s and 3s in the street are a solid 8 on here and aren't short of offers. If you're not careful, you'll end up in an auction trying to outbid 10/20 other people for an old banger because the numbers are stacked against you. Don't do it, you'll feel dirty afterwards haha.

2. Looks are important on here. People who say otherwise aren't being truthful. If they don't like what they see, they won't even bother striking up a conversation to find out more. So try message people who are in the same league as you. I've not seen your pics, but be honest with yourself.

3. Your profile isn't as important as people make out either. Obviously put something in it that's relevant. It doesn't have to be Shakespeare, but make sure the spelling is correct. Apparently that's really important and correlates directly to how good you are with your dick haha.

4. It's really cliquey on here and in the clubs, so not being in the cliques or knowing someone who knows someone goes against you too.

My advice, don't take it seriously, don't get offended by the lack of replies and go on PoF if all else fails. You'll definitely get a shag from there haha.

"

It's actually 50 or 60 men per old banger.

Apart from that it's all true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm always wary of giving advice on these issues but anyway here goes. Studies have shown most dating sites people swipe right or show their interest based initially on attraction. Now this dating site (and it is one) is structured a bit difficult, but the same fundamental rules apply, hence everyone asks for face pics on initial messages (some ask for cock pics as well) so my humble suggestion is, take a break from the site, work on yourself a bit. It could be something small like growing a beard, changing your hair cut and as I'm sure you'll notice lots of women like guys who are athletic or gym fit bodies, so you can also do that as well (btw I got in the best shape of my life earlier this year using a dip and pull up station and a weighted vest).

These sites are mostly based on physical attraction, tap into that and you're in, everything else is on the periphery.

Hope my honest advice helps and that I'm not attacked to heavily for this.

Disclaimer of course you also need to be respectful and don't send dick pics unless asked for etc.

It’s really interesting that you view Fab as a dating site, other refer to it as a sex site and each to their own to call it want you want and use it how you please.

For me and many others it is a social media site for likeminded people.

The way you approach it and your expectations will give you a sense of success or failure"

It’s a recreational sex site but some try to paint it as a social meeting site.

It’s like clubs having themed evenings which seem to me to be utterly ridiculous. OnHalloween I saw one person exiting a play room after what appeared to be a boisterous social interaction session. The make up had run and it look the said person had been ( badly) embalmed.

Leather and lace, red or dead, and other spurious names seem to be redundant to the main intention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. You're outnumbered massively. Even 2s and 3s in the street are a solid 8 on here and aren't short of offers. If you're not careful, you'll end up in an auction trying to outbid 10/20 other people for an old banger because the numbers are stacked against you. Don't do it, you'll feel dirty afterwards haha.

2. Looks are important on here. People who say otherwise aren't being truthful. If they don't like what they see, they won't even bother striking up a conversation to find out more. So try message people who are in the same league as you. I've not seen your pics, but be honest with yourself.

3. Your profile isn't as important as people make out either. Obviously put something in it that's relevant. It doesn't have to be Shakespeare, but make sure the spelling is correct. Apparently that's really important and correlates directly to how good you are with your dick haha.

4. It's really cliquey on here and in the clubs, so not being in the cliques or knowing someone who knows someone goes against you too.

My advice, don't take it seriously, don't get offended by the lack of replies and go on PoF if all else fails. You'll definitely get a shag from there haha.

"

Now I kinda made myself promise that I would stop being all ranty about things so I’m going to try and take this comment as a joke (as I really hope it was)

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Get your cock out OP and you’ll be beating them off with a big shitty stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your cock out OP and you’ll be beating them off with a big shitty stick "

Any correlation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your cock out OP and you’ll be beating them off with a big shitty stick

Any correlation?"

To good for this thread.....it made me chuckle!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Get your cock out OP and you’ll be beating them off with a big shitty stick

Any correlation?"

Yes, more cock = more attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your cock out OP and you’ll be beating them off with a big shitty stick

Any correlation?

Yes, more cock = more attention "

I meant the big shitty stick part

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Get your cock out OP and you’ll be beating them off with a big shitty stick

Any correlation?

Yes, more cock = more attention

I meant the big shitty stick part "

So did I

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Your profile tells me everything I need to know. "

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. You're outnumbered massively. Even 2s and 3s in the street are a solid 8 on here and aren't short of offers. If you're not careful, you'll end up in an auction trying to outbid 10/20 other people for an old banger because the numbers are stacked against you. Don't do it, you'll feel dirty afterwards haha.

2. Looks are important on here. People who say otherwise aren't being truthful. If they don't like what they see, they won't even bother striking up a conversation to find out more. So try message people who are in the same league as you. I've not seen your pics, but be honest with yourself.

3. Your profile isn't as important as people make out either. Obviously put something in it that's relevant. It doesn't have to be Shakespeare, but make sure the spelling is correct. Apparently that's really important and correlates directly to how good you are with your dick haha.

4. It's really cliquey on here and in the clubs, so not being in the cliques or knowing someone who knows someone goes against you too.

My advice, don't take it seriously, don't get offended by the lack of replies and go on PoF if all else fails. You'll definitely get a shag from there haha.

It's actually 50 or 60 men per old banger.

Apart from that it's all true. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in your pics you look miserable as fk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. You're outnumbered massively. Even 2s and 3s in the street are a solid 8 on here and aren't short of offers. If you're not careful, you'll end up in an auction trying to outbid 10/20 other people for an old banger because the numbers are stacked against you. Don't do it, you'll feel dirty afterwards haha.

2. Looks are important on here. People who say otherwise aren't being truthful. If they don't like what they see, they won't even bother striking up a conversation to find out more. So try message people who are in the same league as you. I've not seen your pics, but be honest with yourself.

3. Your profile isn't as important as people make out either. Obviously put something in it that's relevant. It doesn't have to be Shakespeare, but make sure the spelling is correct. Apparently that's really important and correlates directly to how good you are with your dick haha.

4. It's really cliquey on here and in the clubs, so not being in the cliques or knowing someone who knows someone goes against you too.

My advice, don't take it seriously, don't get offended by the lack of replies and go on PoF if all else fails. You'll definitely get a shag from there haha.

Now I kinda made myself promise that I would stop being all ranty about things so I’m going to try and take this comment as a joke (as I really hope it was)"

Why, what's up?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Get your cock out OP and you’ll be beating them off with a big shitty stick

Any correlation?"

Ooh get you

Correlation

just say

Connected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your cock out OP and you’ll be beating them off with a big shitty stick

Any correlation?

Ooh get you

Correlation

just say

Connected "

But my Eton professor would never forgive me

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By *age500Woman
over a year ago

ashton-under-lyne

In all honesty, your profile comes across a little arrogant. Men massively outnumber women on here so the “bye bye” comment will get you nowhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your cock out OP and you’ll be beating them off with a big shitty stick "

This made me spit my brew out. Brilliant.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Get your cock out OP and you’ll be beating them off with a big shitty stick

Any correlation?

Ooh get you

Correlation

just say

Connected

But my Eton professor would never forgive me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

That’s the issue he is turning too many off?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"You are called caveman and you like loud grunting during sex. I think that may narrow your appeal. "

Definitely this.

The mention of squirters also would put me off.

The second face pic is good

You really need some body shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't have to alter your body to fit in. There's someone for everyone.

My suggestion would be to take some time to look at other single guys' profiles. See what grabs your attention and what doesn't. Same with the photos. Then apply that to your own profile. Looking at what photos get the most fabs on a profile tells you a lot about what people like to see on here.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Too many men too few women and unless you are hungry like a dinky have the body and face of a Greek god and richer than Elon Musk . Yiu have a better chance of winning the lottery

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By *atty39Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Iv seen very good looking dudes complain about never get messages on these forums too so it's definitely nothing to do with looks it's just the way off the Internet theres thousands of guys to every one woman and that one woman will most likely get dozens of messages every day from different men, its very difficult for all blokes on any type of online just all about patience one day you'll get a hi

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