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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you get into bed and your already yawning your head off, you snuggle up under the blankets all toasty and warm and your whole body starts to relax as you're about to drift off, then all of a suddern ...............

You realise its the 1st of Dec in the morn and i've not fished the fucking elf out of its hiding place or thought of a creative / amusing position to leave it in.

I will more than likely continue to do this for the next 24 nights.

Bloody elves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(elf)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was worth a try. ^

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By *riendly_fun_guyMan
over a year ago

Dublin

The elf is in place having arrived today in a balloon to be burst in the morning!!

Need ideas for the next 24 days…. Anyone …. Anyone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mates put hers in a jar with biohazards stickers on for 10 days quarantine. Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick him in a cage. He’s been arrested and jailed for being blocking the slip road of the M6/M55 crossover.

25 days of gaol time.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

When did this shit become a thing?

My kids are in their early twenties and I’d never heard of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did this shit become a thing?

My kids are in their early twenties and I’d never heard of it. "

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/what-elf-on-shelf-funny-9370555

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Saw in the works yesterday they sell little pairs of pjs for elf so cute x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My older son never had this as it wasn’t a thing, being a mum to a new baby if I don’t start it is he going to be an odd one out and wonder why he doesn’t have a naughty elf when he’s at school?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My older son never had this as it wasn’t a thing, being a mum to a new baby if I don’t start it is he going to be an odd one out and wonder why he doesn’t have a naughty elf when he’s at school? "

No.. we don't do it as my kids find elf moving around at night creepy. Phew;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you get into bed and your already yawning your head off, you snuggle up under the blankets all toasty and warm and your whole body starts to relax as you're about to drift off, then all of a suddern ...............

You realise its the 1st of Dec in the morn and i've not fished the fucking elf out of its hiding place or thought of a creative / amusing position to leave it in.

I will more than likely continue to do this for the next 24 nights.

Bloody elves."

I thought this was going in a different direction

Thought you were going to mention about dropping off and then your body suddenly thinks it’s falling and you’re immediately awake for the next hour after your near death experience

But elf on the shelf in quarantine sounds a brilliant idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it for 5 years. Pinterest was my friend

We had a lot of fun with it tbh. Possibly got a bit carried away.

My favourites:

Elf nativity with some other stuffed animals. The shepherds had tea towels on their heads.

Elf with a sun lamp and pair of sunglasses

Elf dancing with the reindeer Strictly Come Dancing Style

Pants on the Christmas tree, elf on top.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"When you get into bed and your already yawning your head off, you snuggle up under the blankets all toasty and warm and your whole body starts to relax as you're about to drift off, then all of a suddern ...............

You realise its the 1st of Dec in the morn and i've not fished the fucking elf out of its hiding place or thought of a creative / amusing position to leave it in.

I will more than likely continue to do this for the next 24 nights.

Bloody elves."

Haha. Yep! Same . Almost always get in bed and think shit! Elf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did this for several years with my kids

It's stressful thinking of nee things each day.

He did hide in my youngests school bag one time she couldn't find him that morning and was not happy when she came home with him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did this for several years with my kids

It's stressful thinking of nee things each day.

He did hide in my youngests school bag one time she couldn't find him that morning and was not happy when she came home with him "

This is a fantastic idea, so simple, i'll get his teacher in on it too.

Mine appeared this morning with a Christmas card from Father Christmas, nice and easy but super effective. However as hes only 4 he was upset when it wasn't Christmas morning

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