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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I seem to be getting a headache and since I want to have sex tonight would like someone to make me laugh.

I was thinking about signs that I've seen that tickle me

At a butchers - We love vegetarians, all our chickens were vegetarians

At a hand car wash - Best hand job in town

Got any more that can raise a smile?

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By *ustin666666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

A scaffolding company

Best Erection in the Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a stretch of the A38 near Lichfield. There’s a sign for a young offenders facility. Directly opposite this sign is a rather plush looking hotel.

It always amused me seeing that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a van advertising 'Mr Spot Window Cleaners'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a car wash near me that claims the title of Fastest handjob in Stoke.

I beg to differ. He’s never seen me work a willy.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"There’s a car wash near me that claims the title of Fastest handjob in Stoke.

I beg to differ. He’s never seen me work a willy."

Thank you, that raised a smile

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

There was a Fish & Chip shop named, ‘Frying Nemo.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A famous laundrette in London near the Arsenal ground called “Wishy Washy Splishy Sploshy Washee Knickers Very Quickee” - true fact*

(* spelling may have varied)

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Steve Tickle from Moonshiners?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Oh .. and on a town's "welcome sign" ... grafettied under

Welcome to Stratford-upon-Avon

Where parking is such street sorrow

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Oh .. and on a town's "welcome sign" ... grafettied under

Welcome to Stratford-upon-Avon

Where parking is such street sorrow"

Brilliant

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By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

Shoe shop Ruby shoes day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flooring specialist man who called himself Lino Richie. “Hello is it me you’re looking floor” (genuinely seen in Bournemouth)

A Lionel Richie inspired butcher. “Hallal is it meat your looking for”

A white van with “BJ Guy” on the side I presume he gives happy endings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to see a locksmith in East London: Bow Locks

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By *edtiggerMan
over a year ago

hampshire

"I seem to be getting a headache and since I want to have sex tonight would like someone to make me laugh.

I was thinking about signs that I've seen that tickle me

At a butchers - We love vegetarians, all our chickens were vegetarians

At a hand car wash - Best hand job in town

Scaffold erectors - satisfaction with every erection .

Got any more that can raise a smile?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

another street sign says thank you for driving Caerphilly.

Can you guess where that is?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"another street sign says thank you for driving Caerphilly.

Can you guess where that is? "

A cheese factory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to tickle her tits. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mexican restaurant.

The Customer is always wrong..

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