FabSwingers.com forum: My mate got you this…

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With apologies to Posh, a twist on My Mate Fancies you…

Someone in here caught your eye? Let them know via our army of willing posties, and while you’re at it, let them know what you’ve got them for Christmas

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire including your Christmas gift idea. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and OPEN YOUR FILTERS PEOPLE!

Hope you get just what you always wanted!

Postman Mouse x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be someone's mate!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I like this idea

. I’m in

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

That sounds hilarious

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m waiting for a few more Ins before I post what I got in my sack

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’m in. Like the Christmas twist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have here a very fetching set of Crotchless Panties addresses to Nora, the gift tag reads:

“I don’t fancy you, but I love you dearly”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have in my hands a rather beautiful framed photo of a pair of boobs, with a note attached for Nora:

“I love your boobs so I got you a picture of my boobs to keep them company”

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I have here a very fetching set of Crotchless Panties addresses to Nora, the gift tag reads:

“I don’t fancy you, but I love you dearly”"

Haha the crotchless pants gave that away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun op. I could join in.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I have here a very fetching set of Crotchless Panties addresses to Nora, the gift tag reads:

“I don’t fancy you, but I love you dearly”"

That’s just never going to not make me laugh

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By *lark_KentMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'll give this a go, I'm curious what gifts people would get me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I have here a very fetching set of Crotchless Panties addresses to Nora, the gift tag reads:

“I don’t fancy you, but I love you dearly”

That’s just never going to not make me laugh"

Hahahah. I thought you’d have probably heard about it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I have a lovely cake tin here addressed to Saffron40 with this message

Saffron - If you ever offer cake, I’d like it to be ready and fresh.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I have a lovely cake tin here addressed to Saffron40 with this message

Saffron - If you ever offer cake, I’d like it to be ready and fresh."

Erm what other kind is there?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This year I possibly only deserve some willow stick spanking.. but hey let's not lose hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a lovely cake tin here addressed to Saffron40 with this message

Saffron - If you ever offer cake, I’d like it to be ready and fresh.

Erm what other kind is there?!?!

100 year old Christmas fruit cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I have a lovely cake tin here addressed to Saffron40 with this message

Saffron - If you ever offer cake, I’d like it to be ready and fresh.

Erm what other kind is there?!?!

They’ve obviously seen the food stash in your downstairs loo

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I have a lovely cake tin here addressed to Saffron40 with this message

Saffron - If you ever offer cake, I’d like it to be ready and fresh.

Erm what other kind is there?!?!

They’ve obviously seen the food stash in your downstairs loo

to be fair it’s got worse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome. Sounds fun !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in you mad bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds a laugh. In.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I should add I’m in for gifts or delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here!!

Well, I'm at tescos but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dangermouse - Myself and Penfold clubbed together for some Dangermouse socks. No, really it was our pleasure xx

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Woody B, i have a parcel for you from a vixen…she got you a mini fridge… she always think of that poor squirty cream being overheated down your pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dangermouse - Myself and Penfold clubbed together for some Dangermouse socks. No, really it was our pleasure xx "

For you (whoever you are) I’ll get over my fear of novelty socks

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Mrs Sapphire, This foxy bitch is giving you a pearl necklace. Real one you perverts. Girl is a gem and a treasure to hold

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

If anyone wants to fill my sack I'll be happy to slide the gift into the recipient's box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AppleTree1000 - I am giving you a 1000 acres of land to expand your orchard and come up with a 1001 prototype of the apple tree to make Britain great again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woody B, i have a parcel for you from a vixen…she got you a mini fridge… she always think of that poor squirty cream being overheated down your pants

This is true. And thank you

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I have in my hands a rather beautiful framed photo of a pair of boobs, with a note attached for Nora:

“I love your boobs so I got you a picture of my boobs to keep them company”"

Oh I missed this!! Oh thank you. That’s the perfect gift

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I have in my hands a rather beautiful framed photo of a pair of boobs, with a note attached for Nora:

“I love your boobs so I got you a picture of my boobs to keep them company”

Oh I missed this!! Oh thank you. That’s the perfect gift

We’re you too busy trying your new knickers on?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I have in my hands a rather beautiful framed photo of a pair of boobs, with a note attached for Nora:

“I love your boobs so I got you a picture of my boobs to keep them company”

Oh I missed this!! Oh thank you. That’s the perfect gift

We’re you too busy trying your new knickers on?

. Don’t start me off again. Hahahaha

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I have in my hands a rather beautiful framed photo of a pair of boobs, with a note attached for Nora:

“I love your boobs so I got you a picture of my boobs to keep them company”

Oh I missed this!! Oh thank you. That’s the perfect gift

We’re you too busy trying your new knickers on?

. Don’t start me off again. Hahahaha"

cannot deal!!!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Not in. I keep getting told off for playing these games

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Nora Nora..my gorgeous friend is presenting you with a peach shaped cushion. That bench must be uncomfortable for long periods of time and you've been sat there a while

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oooh I have a gift for dangermouse just been delivered

Dangermouse, I present you with a giant hamster wheel. All complete with hand and ankle cuffs. Hop on

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora Nora..my gorgeous friend is presenting you with a peach shaped cushion. That bench must be uncomfortable for long periods of time and you've been sat there a while

Hahaha. That’s so kind

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Rex my filthy friend is giving you a annual subscription to Bumholes Journal. Hope it makes for some deep reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keyser soze I'm giving you a specsavers voucher and a new measuring tape - no more of this shaft misleading business for you!

and a ring doughnut for after... for me. Take us for a spin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For TeaMonkey, I am giving you myself. For tea plantation purposes

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Rex my filthy friend is giving you a annual subscription to Bumholes Journal. Hope it makes for some deep reading

This person is my newest bestest friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rex my filthy friend is giving you a annual subscription to Bumholes Journal. Hope it makes for some deep reading

This person is my newest bestest friend

Not so newest you moron

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a very stinky gift for Bah Humbug, looks like a selection of cheeses from 2016, and the note “thought you might want these, well I don’t so might as well pass them on…”

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I have a gift of Anusol to Rex from a beautiful friend…

It will help sort out his little problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora Nora..my gorgeous friend is presenting you with a peach shaped cushion. That bench must be uncomfortable for long periods of time and you've been sat there a while

Hahaha. That’s so kind

You are very welcome.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh another present for Rex from a beauty.

Rex Holes… I’m giving you a blow up doll with my face on it so you can finally put your winky in my hole…

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora Nora..my gorgeous friend is presenting you with a peach shaped cushion. That bench must be uncomfortable for long periods of time and you've been sat there a while

Hahaha. That’s so kind

You are very welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Sapphire, This foxy bitch is giving you a pearl necklace. Real one you perverts. Girl is a gem and a treasure to hold

I got a present!!! Thankyou the real or durty one is very appreciated

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Rex my filthy friend is giving you a annual subscription to Bumholes Journal. Hope it makes for some deep reading

This person is my newest bestest friend

Not so newest you moron

Does your brown cave appear in the book?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Can I play? I like presents

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh I have a gift for dangermouse just been delivered

Dangermouse, I present you with a giant hamster wheel. All complete with hand and ankle cuffs. Hop on

Really quite worried about the mindset of this generous gifter…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, how I'd love to be sandwiched between these two!

Bellaseas I am giving you a mini lighthouse necklace for those poor souls to be guided home as they haven't yet lost themselves in your cleavage

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I have a gift of Anusol to Rex from a beautiful friend…

It will help sort out his little problem.

Will it be delivered by DX? If so please leave it in my designated hiding place

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Oh another present for Rex from a beauty.

Rex Holes… I’m giving you a blow up doll with my face on it so you can finally put your winky in my hole…"

This is ErectJim isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appletree,my friend got you an identical blue dressing gown, so you never has to be without when it’s laundry day.

Envious! I love dressing gowns haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have an Allen Key with a note attached to Presentsinmydrawers. It reads:

Presents in my drawers I present you with an all expenses paid trip to IKEA for all your drawers needs and desires.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Im in

Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy friends said:

For Rex Ho Ho Holes - I'm getting you a razor so you can shave my bumole.. give my husband a little rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*friend!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Out now. Mums taxi service needed. Have fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Russel Sprout, it’s you’re lucky day, I have some tasty bacon to wrap around your sprouts to add flavour. Streaky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A certain feisty beauty told me to tell Bob:

Please can you give the giant Bob a pair of pjs for a 4,10 person… just for shits and giggles…

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"My sexy friends said:

For Rex Ho Ho Holes - I'm getting you a razor so you can shave my bumole.. give my husband a little rest

Now this is definitely ErectJim

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm in, if anyone is in need of a postie to send a message!

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sexy friends said:

For Rex Ho Ho Holes - I'm getting you a razor so you can shave my bumole.. give my husband a little rest

Now this is definitely ErectJim

You are so wrong !

Jim just give him something.. he definitely is convinced he is getting something from you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bellaseas, I have this beautiful diamond encrusted fart tube that you can use to blow the candles out on your next birthday. It looks pretty sturdy to I reckon you can use it as a weapon too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an Allen Key with a note attached to Presentsinmydrawers. It reads:

Presents in my drawers I present you with an all expenses paid trip to IKEA for all your drawers needs and desires. "

Oh this person knows me, I think! Perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you give Dicky a years supply of massage oil because that look is seriously hot!!!

Ps. She is so hot too.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Curious scouser

I am presenting you with a box of craft supplies with a hope there is more to come beyond those wicked wiggly giant eyes

I think this is code for jiggy jiggy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Spider Bunny, here’s a gift beautifully wrapped in brown paper and string and on the tag:

Bob, the only thing you could need for Christmas is more items with POSH on, so I enclose a fluffy onesie with her name embroidered on it. Love, a fan

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By *G999Man
over a year ago

Everywhere & Nowhere

I'm in.

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I howled reading this.. she is as funny as good looking one

For Rex Ho Ho Holes - I'm gifting you Jim with a nice pretty bow on his head. Quite clearly your ONLY Christmas wish

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over a year ago

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Can you give Dicky a years supply of massage oil because that look is seriously hot!!!

Ps. She is so hot too.

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lmao

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on I'm in

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Curious scouser

I am presenting you with a box of craft supplies with a hope there is more to come beyond those wicked wiggly giant eyes

I think this is code for jiggy jiggy

Oh... even better than googly boobs: GLITTERY googly boobs!

Thank you anonymous Santa!

(Ps jiggy jiggy also a welcome gift)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Animal trip? I'm coming too!

Jamie I am giving you a ticket to a Beavers sanctuary so you get rid of the idea that you look like a demented beaver biting your lip. Very much incorrect perception!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose, please may I have a picture..

Please can you give the gift of fluffy nipple tassels to the beautiful Rose… her nips are looking like they need some warmth…

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Animal trip? I'm coming too!

Jamie I am giving you a ticket to a Beavers sanctuary so you get rid of the idea that you look like a demented beaver biting your lip. Very much incorrect perception!"

It was disgruntled pug actually!

Is City Jeans back?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rose, please may I have a picture..

Please can you give the gift of fluffy nipple tassels to the beautiful Rose… her nips are looking like they need some warmth… "

That can be arranged

But the thing is they never stay on. So I need couple of assisting hands for those fashion slip offs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kinky inked minx

“My Christmas gift to you is lingerie modelling session.. and you get to keep all the ones you like. And they would be so lucky to come in close contact with your skin. Can i watch?!”

I also, would like to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AppleTree1000 - I am giving you a 1000 acres of land to expand your orchard and come up with a 1001 prototype of the apple tree to make Britain great again "

What a great space for a swingers outdoor festival! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AppleTree1000 - I am giving you a 1000 acres of land to expand your orchard and come up with a 1001 prototype of the apple tree to make Britain great again

What a great space for a swingers outdoor festival! Thank you

Can I have pre sale ticket pretty please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out as a postie. Back later. Have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AppleTree1000 - I am giving you a 1000 acres of land to expand your orchard and come up with a 1001 prototype of the apple tree to make Britain great again

What a great space for a swingers outdoor festival! Thank you

Can I have pre sale ticket pretty please ?

You can have a VIP pass

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Spider Bunny, here’s a gift beautifully wrapped in brown paper and string and on the tag:

Bob, the only thing you could need for Christmas is more items with POSH on, so I enclose a fluffy onesie with her name embroidered on it. Love, a fan "

... I'll have a spare!

Many thanks mysterious fan!

Bob

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Can you give Dicky a years supply of massage oil because that look is seriously hot!!!

Ps. She is so hot too.

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maybe she could lend a hand

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"A certain feisty beauty told me to tell Bob:

Please can you give the giant Bob a pair of pjs for a 4,10 person… just for shits and giggles…

Aw - fanks

Am I allowed to hulk out in them?

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Kinky inked minx

“My Christmas gift to you is lingerie modelling session.. and you get to keep all the ones you like. And they would be so lucky to come in close contact with your skin. Can i watch?!”

I also, would like to watch

Ooh I like the sound of this

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Im in. I’d be happy with a few new tighty whiteys for Christmas. Im easily pleased.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bellaseas, another gift you you!

Curiously, it’s an empty package with NO TOWEL in it, and the message “I’d like you to wear it from the shower when I give you a snog”

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Dangermouse, I have a gift to deliver to you.

It's a golem called Gladys to help you with your postman duties.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I howled reading this.. she is as funny as good looking one

For Rex Ho Ho Holes - I'm gifting you Jim with a nice pretty bow on his head. Quite clearly your ONLY Christmas wish

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Nora my friend says - My gift to you is a naked chauffeur ok he can get dressed when picking kids. So you don't need to leave

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Late to the thread but count us I

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Sirolovingman my friend says I am gifting you a fair maiden doll. She has no limits. and is pre programmed to always say YES sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dangermouse, I have a gift to deliver to you.

It's a golem called Gladys to help you with your postman duties."

I’m very glad of Gladys, some of these gifts are heavy and I’m only wee!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’ll pop my head in if it’s not to late please

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’m out. Have fun everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AppleTree1000 - I am giving you a 1000 acres of land to expand your orchard and come up with a 1001 prototype of the apple tree to make Britain great again

What a great space for a swingers outdoor festival! Thank you

Can I have pre sale ticket pretty please ?

You can have a VIP pass

Never won a lottery! This beats it

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