FabSwingers.com forum: Pick a forumite to sit on x

By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Xxx

You better brace your legs in prep’ for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And squash?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Xxx

You better brace your legs in prep’ for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to balance between yourself _asmeen .& saffron.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"And squash?"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a tart with a hart so going to say everyone

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd like to balance between yourself _asmeen .& saffron.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I am a tart with a hart so going to say everyone

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Xxx

You better brace your legs in prep’ for me.

Can I sit on you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to have people sat in a line then I can sit on one, swivel on my foot and straddle the next and repeating.

Not sure what everyone would get out of it other than a good leg workout for me.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My eyesight isn’t so good….you did say ‘Sit on’ right….?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I want to have people sat in a line then I can sit on one, swivel on my foot and straddle the next and repeating.

Not sure what everyone would get out of it other than a good leg workout for me."

Could work

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My eyesight isn’t so good….you did say ‘Sit on’ right….?

No H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get to chose what part we sit on? I'd like to sit one someone's hand sticking out a middle finger.. up my..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a tart with a hart so going to say everyone

Though you like that one ha ha x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Do we get to chose what part we sit on? I'd like to sit one someone's hand sticking out a middle finger.. up my..

You can

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I am a tart with a hart so going to say everyone

Though you like that one ha ha x"

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My eyesight isn’t so good….you did say ‘Sit on’ right….?

I am afraid it might have been a typo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna sit on Appletrees lap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busty Belle

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Not sure I get a choice on this. Might still be entangled with Fiddles after that game of naked twister

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Not sure I get a choice on this. Might still be entangled with Fiddles after that game of naked twister

I think that may be the case.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My eyesight isn’t so good….you did say ‘Sit on’ right….?

I am afraid it might have been a typo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I say please can I sit on you Tuberose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna sit on Appletrees lap."

You come and tell me what's wrong and I'll run my hands through your hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuberose for her lovely comment on another post. Not sure where I'd sit though

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I think that I’d rather chose someone to sit on mine…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I say please can I sit on you Tuberose

I make a good pillow

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

There's a few with strap ons to avoid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tuberose for her lovely comment on another post. Not sure where I'd sit though

My face would do so I stop talking so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to be sat on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tuberose for her lovely comment on another post. Not sure where I'd sit though

My face would do so I stop talking so much

High 5 to that

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm gonna need a huge lump of a man to be my sofa.

Don't want to crush someone to death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tuberose for her lovely comment on another post. Not sure where I'd sit though

My face would do so I stop talking so much

High 5 to that

I can't do that. I can't see a thing from down under

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

Can I have The_Regina_Phalange sitting on my face?

Or do we have to sit on someone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t put anyone through having me sit on them but happy to be sat on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs

NBVN x"

Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lap is ready and waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gonna sit on Sophie’s face

make it my throne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs

NBVN x

Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first

Once you're finished there NBVN, just move along onto mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs

NBVN x

Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first

Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat

NBVN x

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over a year ago

"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs

NBVN x

Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first

Once you're finished there NBVN, just move along onto mine

Ooh thank you

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will sit on Ks face please (TheVonMatterhorns)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I lie over at least 4 forumites op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs

NBVN x

Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first

Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat

NBVN x"

I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I'd like to balance between yourself _asmeen .& saffron.

Ha ha anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs

NBVN x

Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first

Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat

NBVN x

I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time

Spat my drink out with that one…brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs

NBVN x

Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first

Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat

NBVN x

I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time

Spat my drink out with that one…brilliant

I know its an awesome response

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs

NBVN x

Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first

Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat

NBVN x

I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time

Spat my drink out with that one…brilliant

I know its an awesome response

NBVN x"

By the way when i say i can make it vibrate, i mean the best i can do is blow raspberries into your vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs

NBVN x

Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first

Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat

NBVN x

I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time

Spat my drink out with that one…brilliant

I know its an awesome response

NBVN x

By the way when i say i can make it vibrate, i mean the best i can do is blow raspberries into your vagina

Hahaha that's exactly what I was imagining, so funny

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to play musical chairs for this one..

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be waiting in the corner.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"I'll be waiting in the corner."

There's my lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs

NBVN x

Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first

Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat

NBVN x

I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time

Spat my drink out with that one…brilliant

I know its an awesome response

NBVN x

By the way when i say i can make it vibrate, i mean the best i can do is blow raspberries into your vagina

Hahaha that's exactly what I was imagining, so funny

NBVN x"

Good, and dont forget your seat also comes with 2 cup holders and a joystick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs

NBVN x

Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first

Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat

NBVN x

I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time

Spat my drink out with that one…brilliant

I know its an awesome response

NBVN x

By the way when i say i can make it vibrate, i mean the best i can do is blow raspberries into your vagina

Hahaha that's exactly what I was imagining, so funny

NBVN x

Good, and dont forget your seat also comes with 2 cup holders and a joystick

Tasteslikesin take a bow fella….I’ve got the image in my head and I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts….you sir have made my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In don't keep a beard for fashion. It's purely functional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In don't keep a beard for fashion. It's purely functional.

To be fair the beard tickling my ass feels amazing

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

He would need to be extra sturdy for me to sit in him

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think Fiddlesticks. I'd tell him what I want for Christmas because I've been a good girl

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I think Fiddlesticks. I'd tell him what I want for Christmas because I've been a good girl

I think there’s a hard soft spot for a good naughty girl here.

Watch out for my wandering hands though.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think Fiddlesticks. I'd tell him what I want for Christmas because I've been a good girl

I think there’s a hard soft spot for a good naughty girl here.

Watch out for my wandering hands though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I try them all and decide at the end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want one with wandering hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would also love to be a seat for a woman who wants to be caressed by the touch of another woman. I am a very attentive seat

NBVN x

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"I would also love to be a seat for a woman who wants to be caressed by the touch of another woman. I am a very attentive seat

NBVN x"

You called….parks rather large peach in your lap xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs

NBVN x

Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first

Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat

NBVN x

I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time

Spat my drink out with that one…brilliant

I know its an awesome response

NBVN x

By the way when i say i can make it vibrate, i mean the best i can do is blow raspberries into your vagina

Hahaha that's exactly what I was imagining, so funny

NBVN x

Good, and dont forget your seat also comes with 2 cup holders and a joystick

Tasteslikesin take a bow fella….I’ve got the image in my head and I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts….you sir have made my day

Thank you thank you, im here all week

And be sure you buy yourself a cushion in the shape of my face which we have on sale in the foyer, perfect gift for you or a loved one this christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want one with wandering hands. "

Find yourself a seat that has cup holders instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would also love to be a seat for a woman who wants to be caressed by the touch of another woman. I am a very attentive seat

NBVN x

You called….parks rather large peach in your lap xx"

Oh my darling I would so give you all of my attention and put your comfort and happiness in the forefront of my actions. Climb all over me and get yourself comfy

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to balance between yourself _asmeen .& saffron.

Ha ha anytime

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"I would also love to be a seat for a woman who wants to be caressed by the touch of another woman. I am a very attentive seat

NBVN x

You called….parks rather large peach in your lap xx

Oh my darling I would so give you all of my attention and put your comfort and happiness in the forefront of my actions. Climb all over me and get yourself comfy

NBVN x"

Gladly! You beautiful woman, we would have a lot of fun, my lap is free for you anytime also xx

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Can I try them all and decide at the end?

Me too, like the Three Bears...too soft, too hard, mmmn just right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would also love to be a seat for a woman who wants to be caressed by the touch of another woman. I am a very attentive seat

NBVN x

You called….parks rather large peach in your lap xx

Oh my darling I would so give you all of my attention and put your comfort and happiness in the forefront of my actions. Climb all over me and get yourself comfy

NBVN x

Gladly! You beautiful woman, we would have a lot of fun, my lap is free for you anytime also xx"

Awesome, I will take you up on that lovely offer one day.

NBVN x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'll be waiting in the corner.

There's my lap

Hope there won't be any surprises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*cough* at this time of year it’s traditional to sit on St Nicks knee and whisper what you want into his ear isn’t it?

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By *W_RedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

There's a few I wouldn't mind being sat on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*cough* at this time of year it’s traditional to sit on St Nicks knee and whisper what you want into his ear isn’t it?

*sits down and whispers…..”can I have a new iPhone please?” I’ll get off if you say yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*cough* at this time of year it’s traditional to sit on St Nicks knee and whisper what you want into his ear isn’t it?

*sits down and whispers…..”can I have a new iPhone please?” I’ll get off if you say yes.

Of course! And remember, Santa NEVER lets you down! (You might want to show this to a significant other / relative in your life

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I want to sit with BustyBelle

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"*cough* at this time of year it’s traditional to sit on St Nicks knee and whisper what you want into his ear isn’t it?

Ok I will and I'll whisper in your ear for someone to sit on my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*cough* at this time of year it’s traditional to sit on St Nicks knee and whisper what you want into his ear isn’t it?

Ok I will and I'll whisper in your ear for someone to sit on my knee

Think of a forumite, on Christmas morning your wish is granted

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"*cough* at this time of year it’s traditional to sit on St Nicks knee and whisper what you want into his ear isn’t it?

Ok I will and I'll whisper in your ear for someone to sit on my knee

Think of a forumite, on Christmas morning your wish is granted

Bugga

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I try them all and decide at the end?

Me too, like the Three Bears...too soft, too hard, mmmn just right

Can it be too hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*cough* at this time of year it’s traditional to sit on St Nicks knee and whisper what you want into his ear isn’t it?

Ok I will and I'll whisper in your ear for someone to sit on my knee

Think of a forumite, on Christmas morning your wish is granted

Bugga

Well it’s not a username I recognise, but I’ve swished some magic dust and on Christmas Morning Bugga, whoever THEY are, will sit on your knee!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

She knows who she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She knows who she is. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"She knows who she is. ^"

I know it’s me, you can’t deny it.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"She knows who she is "
who

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

"She knows who she is who"

I think you Already know

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"She knows who she is who

I think you Already know "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn’t subject someone to my boney arse

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"She knows who she is who

I think you Already know "

You might squash me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might need a few for me to sit my fat arse on them

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Might need a few for me to sit my fit arse on them

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

"She knows who she is who

I think you Already know

You might squash me x"

Pinch me if you need air

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"She knows who she is who

I think you Already know

You might squash me x

Pinch me if you need air "

I could never do that

Please don't fart on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a few I’d like to sit on and a few ladies I’d like to sit on my face too.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"There’s a few I’d like to sit on and a few ladies I’d like to sit on my face too.

I can sit on your face and squash you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a few I’d like to sit on and a few ladies I’d like to sit on my face too.

I can sit on your face and squash you

Hahaha I doubt you would, me on the other hand. Monster thighs x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"There’s a few I’d like to sit on and a few ladies I’d like to sit on my face too.

I can sit on your face and squash you

Hahaha I doubt you would, me on the other hand. Monster thighs x "

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

"She knows who she is who

I think you Already know

You might squash me x

Pinch me if you need air

I could never do that

Please don't fart on me

Do a good job then! You know how I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But my arse might asphyxiate the poor guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But my arse might asphyxiate the poor guy

What a way to go though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But my arse might asphyxiate the poor guy

What a way to go though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But my arse might asphyxiate the poor guy

What a way to go though

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Not sure there's anyone who would want me too

(apart from the obvious one)

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Not sure there's anyone who would want me too

(apart from the obvious one)"

Oh him ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But my arse might asphyxiate the poor guy

Meh, everyone has gotta go sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to sit on faces

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x"

Perch on me

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I like to sit on faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x

Perch on me

I thought you'd never ask, you can have me perching or as your seat

NBVN x

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x"

Certainly. As you asked so nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x

Perch on me

I thought you'd never ask, you can have me perching or as your seat

NBVN x"

Oh my

all of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x

Certainly. As you asked so nicely

Room for a little un?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x

Certainly. As you asked so nicely

Room for a little un?

Now this could be fun...phwoar

NBVN x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x

Certainly. As you asked so nicely

I'm not asking just lie down

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x

Certainly. As you asked so nicely

Room for a little un?

You bet..

Although based on your previous comment, you're not gonna be sitting on my thigh are you

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x

Certainly. As you asked so nicely

I'm not asking just lie down

Okay okay, you can have the other thigh!

Running out of room here

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By *ieman80Man
over a year ago

halifax

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x

Certainly. As you asked so nicely

Room for a little un?

Now this could be fun...phwoar

NBVN x"

12th November

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x

Certainly. As you asked so nicely

Room for a little un?

You bet..

Although based on your previous comment, you're not gonna be sitting on my thigh are you

Nope

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x

Certainly. As you asked so nicely

I'm not asking just lie down

Okay okay, you can have the other thigh!

Running out of room here

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone can sit on me if they like

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x

Certainly. As you asked so nicely

Room for a little un?

You bet..

Although based on your previous comment, you're not gonna be sitting on my thigh are you

Nope

Thought so... Hope you don't mind a beard tickle then

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x

Certainly. As you asked so nicely

Room for a little un?

Now this could be fun...phwoar

NBVN x

12th November

?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x

Certainly. As you asked so nicely

Room for a little un?

You bet..

Although based on your previous comment, you're not gonna be sitting on my thigh are you

Nope

Thought so... Hope you don't mind a beard tickle then

Tickle away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...

But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers

May I perch please?

NBVN x

Certainly. As you asked so nicely

Room for a little un?

Now this could be fun...phwoar

NBVN x

12th November

What does that mean, sorry?

NBVN x

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Posted in the wrong thread maybe...? Guessing he meant to post in the 'fav pic above' thread

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I like to sit on faces

Assuming the position...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Posted in the wrong thread maybe...? Guessing he meant to post in the 'fav pic above' thread

I do have a pic with that date, so you are possibly right. Well done Columbo

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to sit on faces

Assuming the position..."

Wiggling over…

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Posted in the wrong thread maybe...? Guessing he meant to post in the 'fav pic above' thread

I do have a pic with that date, so you are possibly right. Well done Columbo

NBVN x"

It's a great picture! He would be wise to have chosen it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Posted in the wrong thread maybe...? Guessing he meant to post in the 'fav pic above' thread

I do have a pic with that date, so you are possibly right. Well done Columbo

NBVN x

It's a great picture! He would be wise to have chosen it"

I am blushing now, stop it.... no don't stop

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why everyone I wanna sit on left this site??? Literally it’s becoming a curse

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Can I try them all and decide at the end?

Me too, like the Three Bears...too soft, too hard, mmmn just right

Can it be too hard

I'll report back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with warming up, someone sit on me.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I could do with warming up, someone sit on me."
ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with warming up, someone sit on me. ok x"

I don't mind if you fart. x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I could do with warming up, someone sit on me. ok x

I don't mind if you fart. x"

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I don’t think I’m that comfy to sit on, but I’ll offer anyway as long as I can drink tea and eat cake

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