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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That's right WOMEN! Sneaky blokes reply in high pitch text please....... ta.

Women....... during sex sessions. ANY sex session with a bloke ..... do you always take the most uncomfortable position ..... e.g. are you always a balancing act - spinning plates or wearing your elbows down to the bone..... do you find that men tend to think that your hips do full rotations and it's natural to have your head whizzed around like a fucking owl looking for prey ....... Are you the one suspended, roped, slapped, the one left with aching muscles and joints after every session - Do you ever long for some nice supine sensuality where you never got off your back ?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Sometimes when I’m contorted into the most ridiculous positions looking like a roasting joint of pork strapped up in lingerie I long for missionary. Lights off, shirts on, no talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God yes, sometimes I ache more than a full workout at the gym. Though that’s nowhere near as pleasurable. I’m often surprised how flexible I can be x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe if I am sleepy and already exhausted. As a nice sensual closure. Otherwise I get easily bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me of the thread a while back where someone said the fucker did a lot of hard work than the fuckee and it was quite the work out.

I like to get into whatever position the man wants and if that means something hurts or it's uncomfortable I'll go with it for as long as can or needed. And that leg burn when I'm on my feet and bouncing on him is quite a nice feeling. I like to push it myself further each time so I can do it longer and strengthen my legs.

But then I also love being pinned in certain positions harshly. They aren't always comfortable but the feeling is amazing.

I'd love to be suspended but it hasn't happened yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes definitely, I’m always amazed at the flexibility I still have, and more so that I’ve not popped a hip out yet

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think we need cattle prods redesigned for our bedroom use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice if i WASNT the one doing all the hard work once

Whenever i was fortunate enough to be treated to a cowgirl position or whatever on the very rare occasion, it lasted all of 2 minutes before i was back to climbing on top and shredding my leg muscles

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"That's right WOMEN! Sneaky blokes reply in high pitch text please....... ta.

Usually I take the most comfortable position rather than the other way around.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Ohhhhhh Granny I've missed you I'm actually crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think men like to put you in as many positions as they can think of sometimes to toot their own horn. Unless it's spontaneous, it can be a little awkward.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm not very flexible but I can balance on my arms for a while.

My arthritic neck makes missionary painful sometimes, so I jump on top or we do the legs intertwined me on my back him on his side position.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Sometimes I'm comfty, sometimes not. Normally when I'm in the middle if a few men they think I can get into the most bizarre posistions. Bodies don't always bend that way. I've had aches in places I didn't know I had places. However, if my hip gose, that's it. I have to stop and adjust, or stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’m the most annoying person when on top. I get in a good rhythm, building up building up….. and then my legs kill like a bitch and I just stop

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Thanks for the replies. At least I know it's not just me.

I'm adventurous enough ....and very very flexible - strong for an old bird BUT.....

I'm 5'4 and when a 6ft bloke thinks I can do a 69 anywhere else but his belly button if he's doing me...... I can't help wondering just how 'knowledgeable' they are.....

Sometimes I hear..... 'suck my cock' ... and I think ..... I can see it but ... there's not a cat in hell's chance I could even spit at it from here, let alone fulfill your request.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I think I’m the most annoying person when on top. I get in a good rhythm, building up building up….. and then my legs kill like a bitch and I just stop

Good! Mine burn and I give up after about 5 willing ups n downs...... though it's better on a stool or with my feet flat on the floor......

I am not a fooking frog !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God yes, sometimes I ache more than a full workout at the gym. Though that’s nowhere near as pleasurable. I’m often surprised how flexible I can be x

Sex-er-cise!!! It’s a thing.

And It’s boring working out alone.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Thanks for the replies. At least I know it's not just me.

I'm adventurous enough ....and very very flexible - strong for an old bird BUT.....

I'm 5'4 and when a 6ft bloke thinks I can do a 69 anywhere else but his belly button if he's doing me...... I can't help wondering just how 'knowledgeable' they are.....

Sometimes I hear..... 'suck my cock' ... and I think ..... I can see it but ... there's not a cat in hell's chance I could even spit at it from here, let alone fulfill your request. "

I hear you. I'm 5ft 8 and my long term partner is 6ft 8.

We can't do missionary anal as his thighs are too long and I can't push my bum up high enough

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Thanks for the replies. At least I know it's not just me.

I'm adventurous enough ....and very very flexible - strong for an old bird BUT.....

I'm 5'4 and when a 6ft bloke thinks I can do a 69 anywhere else but his belly button if he's doing me...... I can't help wondering just how 'knowledgeable' they are.....

Sometimes I hear..... 'suck my cock' ... and I think ..... I can see it but ... there's not a cat in hell's chance I could even spit at it from here, let alone fulfill your request.

I hear you. I'm 5ft 8 and my long term partner is 6ft 8.

We can't do missionary anal as his thighs are too long and I can't push my bum up high enough

Don't ...... that made me laugh. What an image.... take a photo and put it in your public gallery

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