FabSwingers.com forum: Weird creepy things to say to freak someone out

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I lick your face?

What else

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hiya in a rabbit voice

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I watch you while you sleep

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Moooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didnt wipe properly when you finished peeing before you went to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got a bit off toilet paper still stuck to you

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I see dead people

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I love you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I see dead people "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to clean your windows, I can’t see in properly at night while you are sleeping

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You need to clean your windows, I can’t see in properly at night while you are sleeping"

Ok il clean them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby said can he just sniff people like Joe Biden

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It’s ok it’s just a cough.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

I'd like to drink diet root beer out of your shoe.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Can I lick your eyeball

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd like to drink diet root beer out of your shoe. "

This will catch on

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I lick your eyeball"

Yes

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Can I lick your eyeball

Yes "

Ha ha love you Yas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching you.

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

We’re soulmates now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm so you are about 5'4"? You will easily fit in the boot of my car.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I lick your eyeball

Yes

Ha ha love you Yas

Xxx

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I've looked at your internet history.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hmmm so you are about 5'4"? You will easily fit in the boot of my car."

I'm 6ft 1 so you will have to use your cock

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hmmm so you are about 5'4"? You will easily fit in the boot of my car.

I'm 6ft 1 so you will have to use your cock "

Or hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm so you are about 5'4"? You will easily fit in the boot of my car.

I'm 6ft 1 so you will have to use your cock "

Sounds ideal

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hmmm so you are about 5'4"? You will easily fit in the boot of my car.

I'm 6ft 1 so you will have to use your cock

Sounds ideal"

Oops just looked it's a big one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, now you've eaten it, how doe's dog food taste?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Your mum wrote you a letter and said she'll be over Christmas Eve. She sent a fiver.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"So, now you've eaten it, how doe's dog food taste?"

Delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, now you've eaten it, how doe's dog food taste?

Delicious "

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

Someone genuinely wanted to use a knife and draw blood from my chest under a full moon.

We would fuck afterwards but I still refused, wish I hadn't now lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"So, now you've eaten it, how doe's dog food taste?

Delicious

Better with mayo

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Someone genuinely wanted to use a knife and draw blood from my chest under a full moon.

We would fuck afterwards but I still refused, wish I hadn't now lol"

Was it a witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone genuinely wanted to use a knife and draw blood from my chest under a full moon.

We would fuck afterwards but I still refused, wish I hadn't now lol"

Say what now?

Dude send them my way. Im not kidding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you to fall asleep inside me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, you look even more beautiful when you're awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I’m Rolf Harris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck is that in your photos you said I’m the only one you fab with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you, in a message from a pictureless profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your toothbrush smells nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have such pretty skin, I want to wear it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have such pretty skin, I want to wear it. "

We have a winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I used to be quite close to Jimmy Saville”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, my name is Woody b

normally does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg you can see me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash your windows, my photos keep coming out blurry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know where you live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell me if this cloth smells of Chloroform?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can you tell me if this cloth smells of Chloroform?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have such pretty skin, I want to wear it.

We have a winner!

So can I?

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

It puts the lotion on its skin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm watching you. "

I know you are, I'm watching you.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I like your undertoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you take a different route to and from work as im getting board following you there and back each day also you detergent makes my skin itchy

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Put the fucking lotion in the basket! A very unsettling comment in that movie

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I’d like to fook thee!’

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I love you

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Ner, what's up doc?

Can I boil yer bunny wabbit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello…… apparently……

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

We need to take a paternity test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your skin would make the softest pjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a whole face of freaking out eldest out when hugging her by whispering creepy shit like “your hair smells different when you’re asleep”.

Was funny

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Have a good day off tomorrow ... I'll see you on Thursday

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

"Hello, my names Gyles Brandreth!!!"

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

"Someone genuinely wanted to use a knife and draw blood from my chest under a full moon.

We would fuck afterwards but I still refused, wish I hadn't now lol

Was it a witch

Yes she was a practicing white witch

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"Can you tell me if this cloth smells of Chloroform?"

You stole my chat up line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent in a Mr burns way of saying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad was a better shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're asleep your left armpit tastes different from your right.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

No need for words…. just a close up sniff then the Hannibal Lector flicking tongue in mouth noise

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

not local even if it says I am

Always wanted to answer the phone to an unrecognised number and say “It is done. There’s blood everywhere.”

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