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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why do some mirrors lie?

My home mirror is very certain that I am 5'10", size 10, with big tits and flawless skin.

I was staying with a friend and her mirror insisted I am 3'5", as wide as I am tall and really wrinkly, lumpy and bumpy.

Seriously though, do you have a favourite mirror that can lift your mood because you look, and therefore feel, great when you see yourself?

Is there is a nightmare, evil mirror you avoid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mirror in our bedroom is nice and kind to me while i'm getting dressed.

How ever the one in the lounge needs taking in hand as it's pure evil and keeps showing me nasty things when i look in it

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Two words: lift mirrors!

They are installed by inhabitants of Hades to ensure that your perfectly honed appearance will be ruined by fiddling after the glare of two bright lights and a huge mirror cause spot picking and hair fluffing and attempts to yank out that stray hair you never noticed before...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my bathroom mirror. exposed to plenty of natural light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when u turn ur back...they laugh at u...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why i dont use shop changing rooms..they make me depressed and just wanna cry. My bedroom one does tell lies but have one on top of the landing and if i only put half my body in it i look great! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like our bathroom mirror too its 5ft 6 off the ground and im 5ft 2 and cant see in it

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Never look in a mirror, might because I am blind but they never lie to me that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the mirrors in the fun fair

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"Why do some mirrors lie?

My home mirror is very certain that I am 5'10", size 10, with big tits and flawless skin.

I was staying with a friend and her mirror insisted I am 3'5", as wide as I am tall and really wrinkly, lumpy and bumpy.

Seriously though, do you have a favourite mirror that can lift your mood because you look, and therefore feel, great when you see yourself?

Is there is a nightmare, evil mirror you avoid?"
The mirror I've used for the last 30 years has delivered the same verdict regardless. Strange thing is, I find I get a similar verdict from other mirrors, no complaints here, The trouble only comes with the perceptions of others, they must either all need their eyes seeing to or they have an altered state of mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mirrors are loyal and tell me I still look like a 20 yr old ripped soldier ... However when I look at photos of myself I see a tired old 50 yr old staring back ... Witchcraft lo

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'm sure the mirrors they have in shop changing rooms lie! I am positive that they make you look slimmer than you actually are....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of the joys of maturity is that your eyesight goes fuzzy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All mirrors hate me and I detest all mirrors.

The same goes for cameras.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"when u turn ur back...they laugh at u..."

I think this may well be true...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"All mirrors hate me and I detest all mirrors.

The same goes for cameras."

Don't bring camera's into it! Don't you know they steal your soul?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I like the mirrors in the fun fair "

The ones that make you long and thin or the ones that squish you into a little square?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i like our bathroom mirror too its 5ft 6 off the ground and im 5ft 2 and cant see in it "

That's an excellent mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mirrors are loyal and tell me I still look like a 20 yr old ripped soldier ... However when I look at photos of myself I see a tired old 50 yr old staring back ... Witchcraft lo "

OMG! that is SO true! ... not that my mirror makes me look 20 again, but for some reason I can think I'm lookin' good in the looking glass, then some fucker takes a picture

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By *ald6974Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Mirrors....were ALL beautiful in GODS eyes....im just knackered coz i think i'll be joining you LOT somewhere Warmer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mirrors are loyal and tell me I still look like a 20 yr old ripped soldier ... However when I look at photos of myself I see a tired old 50 yr old staring back ... Witchcraft lo "

thats a separate issue and I think its called a camera if photos are involved lol

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By *andyguy59Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

Try using some smoke with the mirrors it can make the image much more forgiving or give a completely different picture.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to avoid all the mirrors at home, the screams are upsetting the neighbours.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Try using some smoke with the mirrors it can make the image much more forgiving or give a completely different picture....."

Smoke and mirrors? Oh, you mean deception.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find whilst in the shower, steaming my mirror up in the morning makes me infinitly more attractive!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I try to avoid all the mirrors at home, the screams are upsetting the neighbours."

Isn't it worse for total strangers in the public convenience or mirror shops?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I find whilst in the shower, steaming my mirror up in the morning makes me infinitly more attractive! "

Do you shave just by touch then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think i look better in pictures than i do if i look in a mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try to avoid all the mirrors at home, the screams are upsetting the neighbours."

lol i know your pain.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I try to avoid all the mirrors at home, the screams are upsetting the neighbours.

lol i know your pain."

Do you live next door to him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try to avoid all the mirrors at home, the screams are upsetting the neighbours."

Now you know why I never put me glasses on

And yes before you say it I know you hide the mirrors so I don't crack them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try to avoid all the mirrors at home, the screams are upsetting the neighbours.

lol i know your pain.

Do you live next door to him? "

id be nipping round for sugar if he was..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try to avoid all the mirrors at home, the screams are upsetting the neighbours.

Now you know why I never put me glasses on

And yes before you say it I know you hide the mirrors so I don't crack them "

Not saying a word

Also, I've just bought a new bag of sugar *whistles*

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By *andyguy59Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"Oh, you mean deception."

you need deception if you are looking at me in a mirror....

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By *andyguy59Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

There's a bloke in a house near Whitby who gets no reflection when he looks in the mirror......

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