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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

How do we get in then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful...that creamy looking topping might not be butter

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"How do we get in then??"

The cats can work the intercom

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up "

Salted or unsalted butter?

Shall I bring some Dreamies for the cats?

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Hmm, if I’m buttering the crumpets in the kitchen then they certainly aren’t all making it out of there before I scoff them myself.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Careful...that creamy looking topping might not be butter "

Haha I can't believe it's not (man) butter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No do it yourself im also too comfy and warm to get up

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

Salted or unsalted butter?

Shall I bring some Dreamies for the cats?

"

Ooh I like the cut of your jib

Salted please.

The cats said suprise them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then… I do love a bit of crumpet!!

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

Salted or unsalted butter?

Shall I bring some Dreamies for the cats?

Ooh I like the cut of your jib

Salted please.

The cats said suprise them "

I'll bring plenty of extra Warburton's crumpets as well as I love an evening full of crumpet!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

Salted or unsalted butter?

Shall I bring some Dreamies for the cats?

Ooh I like the cut of your jib

Salted please.

The cats said suprise them

I'll bring plenty of extra Warburton's crumpets as well as I love an evening full of crumpet!

"

Afternoon crumpet is good too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it Lurpack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like there is a queue and they would be cold by the time I get there.

I will make do with buttering my own for now

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By *harlie chesterMan
over a year ago

Chester


"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

Salted or unsalted butter?

Shall I bring some Dreamies for the cats?

Ooh I like the cut of your jib

Salted please.

The cats said suprise them

I'll bring plenty of extra Warburton's crumpets as well as I love an evening full of crumpet!

Afternoon crumpet is good too "

I can be there soon. I have a lovely butter knife

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By *harlie chesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up "

I would butter them

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Do you actually have any crumpets in or is it just a ploy to get people naked?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Do you actually have any crumpets in or is it just a ploy to get people naked?"

Mmn why hadn't I thought of that

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

The big question is buttered hot or cold ?

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

Salted or unsalted butter?

Shall I bring some Dreamies for the cats?

Ooh I like the cut of your jib

Salted please.

The cats said suprise them

I'll bring plenty of extra Warburton's crumpets as well as I love an evening full of crumpet!

Afternoon crumpet is good too "

So is morning crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be hot crumpet

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've just made bourbon butter

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By *orkshireDrifterMan
over a year ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.

I do like a 'buttered bun,'......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, but I’m up for icing your muffins

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

if its Lurpak I'll join you

if it isn't, no thanks

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

How about peanut butter on them crumpets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some jam on your crumpet OP? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up "

Is this euphemism?

Mr

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We'll do it. Is there anything else of yours that needs buttering while we're at it?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ooh err

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By *lex199169Man
over a year ago

tamworth


"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up "

If you’re anything like me you’ll like them oooooozing

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I've just made bourbon butter "

Now that sounds intriguing...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I've just made bourbon butter

Now that sounds intriguing... "

It's like brandy butter... only better

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"We'll do it. Is there anything else of yours that needs buttering while we're at it? "

My buns could do with spreading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crumpets.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Are we talking crumpets or pikelets ?

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