FabSwingers.com forum: When you are d*unk

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What is it you would do but never when sober. Me eat a kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Line dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing and tell everyone I love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven’t got pissed since I was 17 years old but absolutely did not like the feeling of being d*unk.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I wouldn't eat a Kebab even if I was told I'd be brutally murdered by a 28 stone MMA champion haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackout and function still

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Drink doesn't really make me do anything I wouldn't sober, I only get d*unk a few times a year though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't eat a Kebab even if I was told I'd be brutally murdered by a 28 stone MMA champion haha

Funny. Eating kebabs and fighting 28 stone MMA champions is what most like to try when they’re pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlock the full potential of my brain and unravel the mysteries of the universe. Also hug a lot of people and kiss strangers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also how can you write d*unk in the title but it sensors it in the responses?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Pee in the fountain in the park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee in the fountain in the park.

You naughty man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is it you would do but never when sober. Me eat a kebab

100% this. I wouldn’t dream of eating one sober

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Pee in the fountain in the park.

You naughty man

What

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend an entire monthly paycheck in an evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk to strangers.

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By *W_RedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Fall asleep at a bus stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha! Same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fall over hedges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Piss myself"

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fall over hedges

What about Benson

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Fall asleep anywhere and everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fall over hedges

What about Benson

He’s answering the door

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Fall over hedges

Ooh! Hedge jumping!

Wouldn't do that sober. Especially those with spiked fences among / behind them

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fall over hedges

What about Benson

He’s answering the door

Confused you will be after this episode of Soap.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Have the confidence to chat up men who catch my eye rather than just admiring from afar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh cartwheels too. I tend to think I'm a gymnast when I'm d*unk or as flexible as I was when I was young.

I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get into trouble when I’m Dr-unk. I tend to tell people I don’t care for, exactly what I think of them.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Go on a date and spend the night slumped over her toilet puking my guts up

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

"Also how can you write d*unk in the title but it sensors it in the responses? "

Because the site is poorly made. And because the censorship is inane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also how can you write d*unk in the title but it sensors it in the responses?

Because the site is poorly made. And because the censorship is inane."

I don’t get why it would censor d*unk. It also censors the shortened name for Coca Cola. I get it’s the name of a drug but still ridiculous.

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Vomit.

Apart from that all the stupid stuff I do d*unk I tend to do sober, just on a smaller scale.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Dance.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Chat up ladies , don’t normally do the chat up thing…

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Kissing. At social events we do kiss a few more people after we've had a few drinks than what we would when totally sober. We don't get too d*unk though.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I'm more confident when I've had a couple of drinks but I don't think I do anything different than when I'm sober.

Don't drink much anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight up ask if we would shagging later?

*this is true.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Attempt impossible karaoke songs like wuthering heights..I can't even remember finishing it..I do remember starting it thou..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag someone lower than a 4

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

I start ordering pints of water at the bar to drink.

Never do that when sober

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Pee in the fountain in the park.

Laying down, trying to compete?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give my ex a bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop a whole drink on the floor.

Honestly, the table must have grown legs and moved a foot to the left. Husband had another drink in his hand though so *yoink*, that was mine.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Chicken on the bone

can't stand it when sober but turn into a cave woman when d*unk

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m far too tactile when I’m tipsy. I don’t get d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give my ex a bj

How do I become your ex?

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"Give my ex a bj

Lucky fecker …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pour a glass of wine right down my top. It certainly got the gents attention who was chatting me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will give it some thought lol

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Spend £140 on a lamp we don't even need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do things I regret in morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have the confidence to chat up men who catch my eye rather than just admiring from afar."

Who'd have thought?

Me, I throw up, hence I'm rarely d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirt

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Show my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snore

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Snore "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snore

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing because I sing like a crow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snore

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Sing because I sing like a crow "
Cheryl ?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Go wild food shopping and have no space to put away in the fridge or freezer

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Pee in the road

Kiss random stranger's

Fall asleep in odd place's

Gets pissed off a pint= cheap date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sing because I sing like a crow Cheryl ?

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no the black one with beady eyes

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Snore

Cheeky "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snore

Cheeky

You know what I reckon you made it up Im silent when I sleep

...lol

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Talk to anyone and everyone

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Talk to anyone and everyone "

Yeah same here.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I do love a sober kebab though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dance*

*The verb to dance is correct only in that it explains what I think I'm doing. Other people would use verbs like sway or flail to offer a more accurate description.

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

Cow tipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dance*

*The verb to dance is correct only in that it explains what I think I'm doing. Other people would use verbs like sway or flail to offer a more accurate description.

Mr"

My husband actually got asked to leave one of our local bars because they said he couldn't dance

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Fall asleep in a public toilet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep in the afternoon. If ive had a lunchtime drink I’m almost always taking a nap about 3 in the afternoon

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By *ack19300Man
over a year ago

leicester

Same for me with women thro lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk to women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dance*

*The verb to dance is correct only in that it explains what I think I'm doing. Other people would use verbs like sway or flail to offer a more accurate description.

My husband actually got asked to leave one of our local bars because they said he couldn't dance

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Snore

Cheeky

You know what I reckon you made it up Im silent when I sleep

...lol"

You definitely snored!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee in the road

Kiss random stranger's

Fall asleep in odd place's

Gets pissed off a pint= cheap date

Peeing in the road seems very much a thing a woman from Bolton does

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snore

Cheeky

You know what I reckon you made it up Im silent when I sleep

...lol

You definitely snored!

I need proof

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Nothing . It just makes me braver . Eat that kebab I really want to , say the searingly honest thing I really should , attempt to arrange the risky sexual liaison I really crave . Yet I almost never get d*unk anymore because the hangover Isn’t worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order random shite from ebay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play hide and seek. I have a very strange need to hide what I'm d*unk which cause me some problems as I also have a tendency to fall asleep around the same time. I've wakened up under the spare bed, in cupboards, upside down at the foot of the stairs, in the shed and once lamentably with my head in the open freezer - cue panic batch cooking to save the defrosting food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm really d*unk I get so a certain point in the evening and just decide to go home ..

I've literally not told the people I'm with that I've gone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag the ex wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is it you would do but never when sober. Me eat a kebab

Eat a Big Mac

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Err I never get that d*unk anymore, merry perhaps but not d*unk. I don't like throwing up and that's what happens if I'm d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tae Bo.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m a super huggy d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like people.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Collect flowers from fornt garden's on my way home..

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Fuck my girlfriend at the times d*unk friend

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