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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ever been told "Go on, you might get hit by a bus tomorrow!!" - only to find the very next day you are in fact hit by said bus?

Or if not a bus - a revolving door, a wonky shopping trolley or a little old lady in a disabled scooter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you bored? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever been told "Go on, you might get hit by a bus tomorrow!!" - only to find the very next day you are in fact hit by said bus?

Or if not a bus - a revolving door, a wonky shopping trolley or a little old lady in a disabled scooter?

"

Almost - was told that and the next day was knocked down by a car----------driven by a doctor!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"are you bored? lol "

Oh - you're awake now? Wiped that 'sleep drool' from your chin?

It's a valid question - answer it damn you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are you bored? lol

Oh - you're awake now? Wiped that 'sleep drool' from your chin?

It's a valid question - answer it damn you!!! "

No i've not been hit by a bus however i do find that if sometimes i have a conversation about something like for example a certain type of car, or about a person i haven't seen for a while i will see that car or the person would get in contact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"are you bored? lol

Oh - you're awake now? Wiped that 'sleep drool' from your chin?

It's a valid question - answer it damn you!!!

No i've not been hit by a bus however i do find that if sometimes i have a conversation about something like for example a certain type of car, or about a person i haven't seen for a while i will see that car or the person would get in contact "

Yes I'm bored!

Need caffeine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yes I'm bored!

Need caffeine! "

would that be down to the two bottles of wine last night?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I have never been hit by a bus yet!!

Have fallen off my horse a few times

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"

Yes I'm bored!

Need caffeine!

would that be down to the two bottles of wine last night?? lol"

Lol what did I miss last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yes I'm bored!

Need caffeine!

would that be down to the two bottles of wine last night?? lol

Lol what did I miss last night?"

Obi & Kinky drank too much and i fell asleep.. i think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Yes I'm bored!

Need caffeine!

would that be down to the two bottles of wine last night?? lol

Lol what did I miss last night?"

Not much! A couple of winos, the usual banter, cute passing out live on cam and drooling ..... Usual things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i soooo do not drool!!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"

Yes I'm bored!

Need caffeine!

would that be down to the two bottles of wine last night?? lol

Lol what did I miss last night?

Not much! A couple of winos, the usual banter, cute passing out live on cam and drooling ..... Usual things! "

Was the drool stringy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Was the drool stringy? "

there was no drool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Yes I'm bored!

Need caffeine!

would that be down to the two bottles of wine last night?? lol

Lol what did I miss last night?

Not much! A couple of winos, the usual banter, cute passing out live on cam and drooling ..... Usual things!

Was the drool stringy? "

No - might not have been drool of course - might have been shampoo or lynx!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Not been hit by a bus.

Been hit by a new age numpty driving in flip flops And they say I wear silly.shoes to drive in! None of my fuck me shoes ever got caught in the pedals though!

Anyway, just got a call from my insurance and his have finally offered a fat settlement

Admittedly I'll never be able to get both feet behind my ears like I used to but I can start planning more jolidays

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"

Was the drool stringy?

there was no drool "

I don't know who to believe

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I was hit by a double decker.... Then I ate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Was the drool stringy?

there was no drool

I don't know who to believe "

it wasn't drool, she was snowballing in her sleep... *runs*

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

Was the drool stringy?

there was no drool

I don't know who to believe "

Insist on a full reenactment with you as adjudicator/supplier of drool/stringy droollike substitute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Was the drool stringy?

there was no drool

I don't know who to believe "

i have breasts and if you value your manhood i am sure you will make the correct choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Was the drool stringy?

there was no drool

I don't know who to believe

Insist on a full reenactment with you as adjudicator/supplier of drool/stringy droollike substitute "

please i beg you do not subject me to another boring night in the Canadian chat room with Obi.. anything but that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told by a physic medium that if i stayed in this house i would turn into an alcoholic lol bearing in mind i dont drink..so alternative was to kick the ex husband out just in case it was him that finally tipped me lol problem solved and im still alcohol free lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Was the drool stringy?

there was no drool

I don't know who to believe

Insist on a full reenactment with you as adjudicator/supplier of drool/stringy droollike substitute

please i beg you do not subject me to another boring night in the Canadian chat room with Obi.. anything but that!!"

Anything? Ooh - the mind wanders.......

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"

Was the drool stringy?

there was no drool

I don't know who to believe

Insist on a full reenactment with you as adjudicator/supplier of drool/stringy droollike substitute "

Pmsl, stringy drool like substitute?

Good idea though tempting. You can be co-adjudicator if you like. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was told by a physic medium that if i stayed in this house i would turn into an alcoholic lol bearing in mind i dont drink..so alternative was to kick the ex husband out just in case it was him that finally tipped me lol problem solved and im still alcohol free lol

"

Do psychics come in other sizes apart from medium?

I've seen a fair few on telly and they all seemed more 'large' than medium!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"

Was the drool stringy?

there was no drool

I don't know who to believe

i have breasts and if you value your manhood i am sure you will make the correct choice "

And mighty fine breasts they are you cute, but they'll have to catch me first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever been told "Go on, you might get hit by a bus tomorrow!!" - only to find the very next day you are in fact hit by said bus?

Or if not a bus - a revolving door, a wonky shopping trolley or a little old lady in a disabled scooter?

"

She wouldn't hit you if her scooter was disabled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told by a physic medium that if i stayed in this house i would turn into an alcoholic lol bearing in mind i dont drink..so alternative was to kick the ex husband out just in case it was him that finally tipped me lol problem solved and im still alcohol free lol

Do psychics come in other sizes apart from medium?

I've seen a fair few on telly and they all seemed more 'large' than medium! "

hahaa..he was large rather than medium and abit like a red Indian..but was absolutely spot on with everything else apart from the alcoholism..but there is still time!! Even caught me out by saying he knew of the affair i had lol ooppss the ex heard it all as it was taped lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever been told "Go on, you might get hit by a bus tomorrow!!" - only to find the very next day you are in fact hit by said bus?

Or if not a bus - a revolving door, a wonky shopping trolley or a little old lady in a disabled scooter?

lmao we have a blind woman in the village and I always say 'oh look its the woman with the blind dog'

She wouldn't hit you if her scooter was disabled "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was told by a physic medium that if i stayed in this house i would turn into an alcoholic lol bearing in mind i dont drink..so alternative was to kick the ex husband out just in case it was him that finally tipped me lol problem solved and im still alcohol free lol

Do psychics come in other sizes apart from medium?

I've seen a fair few on telly and they all seemed more 'large' than medium!

hahaa..he was large rather than medium and abit like a red Indian..but was absolutely spot on with everything else apart from the alcoholism..but there is still time!! Even caught me out by saying he knew of the affair i had lol ooppss the ex heard it all as it was taped lol "

Fancy a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told by a physic medium that if i stayed in this house i would turn into an alcoholic lol bearing in mind i dont drink..so alternative was to kick the ex husband out just in case it was him that finally tipped me lol problem solved and im still alcohol free lol

Do psychics come in other sizes apart from medium?

I've seen a fair few on telly and they all seemed more 'large' than medium!

hahaa..he was large rather than medium and abit like a red Indian..but was absolutely spot on with everything else apart from the alcoholism..but there is still time!! Even caught me out by saying he knew of the affair i had lol ooppss the ex heard it all as it was taped lol

Fancy a drink? "

I can have fun without drinking..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told by a physic medium that if i stayed in this house i would turn into an alcoholic lol bearing in mind i dont drink..so alternative was to kick the ex husband out just in case it was him that finally tipped me lol problem solved and im still alcohol free lol

Do psychics come in other sizes apart from medium?

I've seen a fair few on telly and they all seemed more 'large' than medium! "

Not all of us are that big!

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