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Worst Christmas Adverts

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By *unandgamegeek OP   Man
over a year ago

Bolton

What Christmas adverts you have seen recently or in the past do you think were awful?

There is one from Germany which to me came of as emotionally manipulative where a lonely grandad pretends to have died just to get his family to come round and be with him for Christmas.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

All adverts are shite...

end of thread

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk


"All adverts are shite...

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Agreed

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

The ones in October

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All adverts are shite...

end of thread

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Ace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What Christmas adverts you have seen recently or in the past do you think were awful?

There is one from Germany which to me came of as emotionally manipulative where a lonely grandad pretends to have died just to get his family to come round and be with him for Christmas."

Was that a couple of years ago? He invited them to his funeral or something? They were always too busy to visit.

He should have told them all to fuck off and had a massive party without them.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"All adverts are shite...

end of thread

Ace!

"

Don't you start on me young lady, or I'll be forced to sell you something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What Christmas adverts you have seen recently or in the past do you think were awful?

There is one from Germany which to me came of as emotionally manipulative where a lonely grandad pretends to have died just to get his family to come round and be with him for Christmas."

Some foreign one I saw where Father Christmas kisses some guy.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy.......fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All adverts are shite...

end of thread

Ace!

Don't you start on me young lady, or I'll be forced to sell you something "

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By *unandgamegeek OP   Man
over a year ago

Bolton


"What Christmas adverts you have seen recently or in the past do you think were awful?

There is one from Germany which to me came of as emotionally manipulative where a lonely grandad pretends to have died just to get his family to come round and be with him for Christmas.

Was that a couple of years ago? He invited them to his funeral or something? They were always too busy to visit.

He should have told them all to fuck off and had a massive party without them. "

That's the one. Apparently, the family left him a message on his answer saying they couldn't make it but would be there next Christmas which never happen. It then shows them going to his house when they found out he "died" only to find he's alive and had the table set up ready.

It just makes the grandad look just as bad as his whole family are.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"What Christmas adverts you have seen recently or in the past do you think were awful?

There is one from Germany which to me came of as emotionally manipulative where a lonely grandad pretends to have died just to get his family to come round and be with him for Christmas.

Some foreign one I saw where Father Christmas kisses some guy."

That was a Norwegian advert celebrating same sex relationships.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Harry meets Santa I think it was called.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Harry meets Santa I think it was called."

What!!

Foreign and ghey?

Whatever next

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The Sainsbury's one is awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lidl with it's futuristic Christmas Dinner

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By *unandgamegeek OP   Man
over a year ago

Bolton


"Lidl with it's futuristic Christmas Dinner "

That one was quite bizarre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peloton scrooge

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The best Christmas advert I remember was from a good few years back.

I sadly can’t remember who did it but it featured a family at dinner and the old gran around who proceeded to reveal that her grandson as I recall, wasn’t in fact his fathers child. Stunned silence followed before she was led out of the room under protest and banged on the piano in protest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What Christmas adverts you have seen recently or in the past do you think were awful?

There is one from Germany which to me came of as emotionally manipulative where a lonely grandad pretends to have died just to get his family to come round and be with him for Christmas.

Was that a couple of years ago? He invited them to his funeral or something? They were always too busy to visit.

He should have told them all to fuck off and had a massive party without them.

That's the one. Apparently, the family left him a message on his answer saying they couldn't make it but would be there next Christmas which never happen. It then shows them going to his house when they found out he "died" only to find he's alive and had the table set up ready.

It just makes the grandad look just as bad as his whole family are."

I always wondered what happens when he actually dies.

"Pfft whatever. Crazy old grandad Hans wanting attention again."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What Christmas adverts you have seen recently or in the past do you think were awful?

There is one from Germany which to me came of as emotionally manipulative where a lonely grandad pretends to have died just to get his family to come round and be with him for Christmas.

Some foreign one I saw where Father Christmas kisses some guy.

That was a Norwegian advert celebrating same sex relationships."

Yeah it was terrible. Not for the message, just terrible acting, too long a story for an advert and the kiss looked awkward.

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By *unandgamegeek OP   Man
over a year ago

Bolton


"What Christmas adverts you have seen recently or in the past do you think were awful?

There is one from Germany which to me came of as emotionally manipulative where a lonely grandad pretends to have died just to get his family to come round and be with him for Christmas.

Was that a couple of years ago? He invited them to his funeral or something? They were always too busy to visit.

He should have told them all to fuck off and had a massive party without them.

That's the one. Apparently, the family left him a message on his answer saying they couldn't make it but would be there next Christmas which never happen. It then shows them going to his house when they found out he "died" only to find he's alive and had the table set up ready.

It just makes the grandad look just as bad as his whole family are.

I always wondered what happens when he actually dies.

"Pfft whatever. Crazy old grandad Hans wanting attention again.""

Yep. It would pretty much be The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"What Christmas adverts you have seen recently or in the past do you think were awful?

There is one from Germany which to me came of as emotionally manipulative where a lonely grandad pretends to have died just to get his family to come round and be with him for Christmas.

Some foreign one I saw where Father Christmas kisses some guy.

That was a Norwegian advert celebrating same sex relationships.

Yeah it was terrible. Not for the message, just terrible acting, too long a story for an advert and the kiss looked awkward. "

I agree the celebration of sane sex was well intended, but I thought the advert was not the best. I wondered though if it was a different countries style. Americans have different humour, Australian films tend to be long winded and sparse etc.

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By *W_RedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

It's not a Christmas advert but I currently despise that top cashback advert with the annoying humming bird

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I loved the mog Christmas advert

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You know the one with the kid in who looks at them with sad eyes and then on the step it's been left as if by magic and everyone is hearty and melty and weepy and smiley and the sky is up and the snow is down and everyone squeezes and Father Christmas winks...... Oh that one is amazingly SHIT.....

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

The John Lewis one a couple of years back where the creepy old bloke gets a telescope so he can look into a young girl's house. Didn't leave me feeling very festive.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Colin the Carrot, what has an orange pointy vegetable got to do with Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definatley Tesco's new one..

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