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"Frogs don't really wear top hats " You thought frogs wore top hats ? | |||
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"Frogs don't really wear top hats You thought frogs wore top hats ?" seen the pictures have a monocle aswell | |||
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" Don't tell me you've forgotten OP... ...mice don't actually like cheese " Hi Emily we all know they love choccy xx | |||
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"FEMALE DRAGONFLIES FAKE THEIR OWN DEATH JUST TO AVOID MALE ATTENTION!" Sounds oddly familiar... LvM | |||
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"Hubby said slugs are homeless snails #helpthehomelesssnails" | |||
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"These are killing me! The octopus sending a dick pic, I'm dying " Glad you liked that one i was howling when i first read that | |||
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"My dogs a knobhead... absolute fact " You know he does it out of love... loves to wind you the fuck up | |||
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"These are killing me! The octopus sending a dick pic, I'm dying Glad you liked that one i was howling when i first read that " It's brilliant!!! I'm still giggling and am gonna steal it for my Facebook hahaha x | |||
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"A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes, I'm so jealous.... Good old Google hahahah x " I'm coming back as a pig! | |||
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" Don't tell me you've forgotten OP... ...mice don't actually like cheese Hi Emily we all know they love choccy xx" ...and possibly cake | |||
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"A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes, I'm so jealous.... Good old Google hahahah x I'm coming back as a pig! " Me too!!! Hahaha x | |||
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"No elephant has ever been found in a room." ...but have you ever seen an elephant fly??? | |||
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"These are killing me! The octopus sending a dick pic, I'm dying Glad you liked that one i was howling when i first read that It's brilliant!!! I'm still giggling and am gonna steal it for my Facebook hahaha x " OMFG IT GETS EVEN BETTER! The argonaut octopus is in danger of being eaten by females, so instead of mounting his mate, he rips his penis off and throws it at the female to inseminate herself, which is simply another way of saying "go fuck yourself" | |||
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"Squirrels plant thousands of new trees each year as they forget where they put their acorns. I'd be much happier if they just didn't eat me fucking terracotta pots thanks! For fuck sake.... " Rub acid on your pots and watch them trip balls | |||
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"Squirrels plant thousands of new trees each year as they forget where they put their acorns. I'd be much happier if they just didn't eat me fucking terracotta pots thanks! For fuck sake.... Rub acid on your pots and watch them trip balls " Thanks! You cheered me up. Having a bad day after having had me booster the other day... A real belly laugh! Yeah, knowing my luck I'd get caught buying some. I did think of leaving food out that had laxatives in them or that & chillies! | |||
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"Squirrels plant thousands of new trees each year as they forget where they put their acorns. I'd be much happier if they just didn't eat me fucking terracotta pots thanks! For fuck sake.... Rub acid on your pots and watch them trip balls Thanks! You cheered me up. Having a bad day after having had me booster the other day... A real belly laugh! Yeah, knowing my luck I'd get caught buying some. I did think of leaving food out that had laxatives in them or that & chillies! " No bud But yeah definitely go with the laxatives, just be sure youre ready to watch them suddenly start dropping their guts everywhere | |||
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"These are killing me! The octopus sending a dick pic, I'm dying Glad you liked that one i was howling when i first read that It's brilliant!!! I'm still giggling and am gonna steal it for my Facebook hahaha x OMFG IT GETS EVEN BETTER! The argonaut octopus is in danger of being eaten by females, so instead of mounting his mate, he rips his penis off and throws it at the female to inseminate herself, which is simply another way of saying "go fuck yourself" " Oh my god now I need to update my fb post hahahahahahahaha ha!! #dead | |||
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"Otters hold hands while sleeping, so they don’t float away from each other. They also use rocks to open clam shells" Otters also have a favourite rock | |||
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"A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes, I'm so jealous.... Good old Google hahahah x " Wonder who and how that was found out | |||
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"A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes, I'm so jealous.... Good old Google hahahah x Wonder who and how that was found out " Ask Rebecca Loos... | |||
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