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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Frogs don't really wear top hats

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Wombats are the only animal to poop cubes.

LvM

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Dolphins are more intelligent than something... Or is it less intelligent than.?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Frogs don't really wear top hats "

You thought frogs wore top hats ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It costs Centipedes a small fortune to wear Dr Martens

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Don't tell me you've forgotten OP...

...mice don't actually like cheese

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Squirrels have a valve at the base of their tale that they open to keep cool and close to keep warm, and in the winter they are happy to share dens for them all to snuggle up and keep warm.

Hedgehogs do hibernate but they are also known to wake to have some food and also to swap nests.

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By *iercedItMan
over a year ago

North West

Your frog may not wear a top a top hat, but does it wear a tank top ?.

There is a frog called the Hairy Frog who watches too much MCU, for defence and attack it breaks its own front legs, forcibly pushes the broken bones out the skin, like a Frog Version of Wolverine and uses the bones to attack or Defend and shank it's target.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Frogs don't really wear top hats

You thought frogs wore top hats ?"

seen the pictures have a monocle aswell

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


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Don't tell me you've forgotten OP...

...mice don't actually like cheese "

Hi Emily we all know they love choccy xx

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

No elephant has ever been found in a room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a male argonaut octopus is ready to mate, he lurks in an area females will be passing by. When a suitable female catches his eye he responds by removing his detachable penis and flinging it in her general direction.

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Basically natures equivalent of sending a dick pic

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Birds can dance

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The loudest animal in the world is a mere 2cm long, prawn. The Pistol Shrimp is capable of snapping it’s claw shut so rapidly, that it creates a bubble which collapses to produce a sonic blast, louder than a Corncode’s sonic boom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbits poo hard and soft poos but eat the soft ones because of the nutritional value

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

FEMALE DRAGONFLIES FAKE THEIR OWN DEATH JUST TO AVOID MALE ATTENTION!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

A snail can sleep for three years.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"FEMALE DRAGONFLIES FAKE THEIR OWN DEATH JUST TO AVOID MALE ATTENTION!"

Sounds oddly familiar...

LvM

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

These are killing me!

The octopus sending a dick pic, I'm dying

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Hubby said slugs are homeless snails #helpthehomelesssnails

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

An elephant weighs the equivalent of a blue whales tongue

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Red kangaroos can travel at 35mph and can bound 25ft in a single leap...

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Hubby said slugs are homeless snails #helpthehomelesssnails"

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

My dogs a knobhead... absolute fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These are killing me!

The octopus sending a dick pic, I'm dying "

Glad you liked that one i was howling when i first read that

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes, I'm so jealous.... Good old Google hahahah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dogs a knobhead... absolute fact "

You know he does it out of love... loves to wind you the fuck up

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Koala’s have fingerprints almost identical to human....It was not me officer it was the Koala...

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville


"These are killing me!

The octopus sending a dick pic, I'm dying

Glad you liked that one i was howling when i first read that "

It's brilliant!!! I'm still giggling and am gonna steal it for my Facebook hahaha x

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin


"A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes, I'm so jealous.... Good old Google hahahah x "

I'm coming back as a pig!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Roadrunners were built by Plymouth

Pumas by Ford

Jaguars by er Jaguar

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Don't tell me you've forgotten OP...

...mice don't actually like cheese Hi Emily we all know they love choccy xx"

...and possibly cake

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville


"A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes, I'm so jealous.... Good old Google hahahah x

I'm coming back as a pig! "

Me too!!! Hahaha x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"No elephant has ever been found in a room."

...but have you ever seen an elephant fly???

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

My cat seems to live a full life while operating on half a brain cell….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These are killing me!

The octopus sending a dick pic, I'm dying

Glad you liked that one i was howling when i first read that

It's brilliant!!! I'm still giggling and am gonna steal it for my Facebook hahaha x "

OMFG IT GETS EVEN BETTER!

The argonaut octopus is in danger of being eaten by females, so instead of mounting his mate, he rips his penis off and throws it at the female to inseminate herself, which is simply another way of saying "go fuck yourself"

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By *iercedItMan
over a year ago

North West

I was on a date recently and she told me her spirit animal was an octopus.

Apparently Octopus out of spite will punch fish for giggles and when Angry.

Since we are on an octopus tip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the cats for no apparent reason in my area really hate me and shit in my garden ever fecking night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs do not age 7 years to 1 human year, it's different for each breed

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Squirrels plant thousands of new trees each year as they forget where they put their acorns.

I'd be much happier if they just didn't eat me fucking terracotta pots thanks! For fuck sake....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirrels plant thousands of new trees each year as they forget where they put their acorns.

I'd be much happier if they just didn't eat me fucking terracotta pots thanks! For fuck sake.... "

Rub acid on your pots and watch them trip balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently many seals are trying to have sex with penguins against their consent.

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

An horse will refuse to move if there is to much scrap on the cart.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’


"Squirrels plant thousands of new trees each year as they forget where they put their acorns.

I'd be much happier if they just didn't eat me fucking terracotta pots thanks! For fuck sake....

Rub acid on your pots and watch them trip balls "

Thanks! You cheered me up. Having a bad day after having had me booster the other day... A real belly laugh!

Yeah, knowing my luck I'd get caught buying some.

I did think of leaving food out that had laxatives in them or that & chillies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs can’t look up….

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

There are no ducks on the moon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirrels plant thousands of new trees each year as they forget where they put their acorns.

I'd be much happier if they just didn't eat me fucking terracotta pots thanks! For fuck sake....

Rub acid on your pots and watch them trip balls

Thanks! You cheered me up. Having a bad day after having had me booster the other day... A real belly laugh!

Yeah, knowing my luck I'd get caught buying some.

I did think of leaving food out that had laxatives in them or that & chillies! "

No bud

But yeah definitely go with the laxatives, just be sure youre ready to watch them suddenly start dropping their guts everywhere

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Otters hold hands while sleeping, so they don’t float away from each other. They also use rocks to open clam shells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows are shit at football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephants are the only animals with 4 knees facing the same way and giraffes are the only animals born with horns

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By *idcotlad2020Man
over a year ago

didcot

Every Zebras strips are unique

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Seagulls can’t fart

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Sheep.........are Not cows, I know right, who the fuck knew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kangaroo’s eyes don’t reflect light in the dark like cats or dogs.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Ducks have a ballistic penis!

Normally, the duck keeps its penis inside-out within a sac in its body. When the time for mating arrives, the penis explodes outwards to a fully-erect 20cm (around a quarter of the animal's total body length!) in just a third of a second

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville


"These are killing me!

The octopus sending a dick pic, I'm dying

Glad you liked that one i was howling when i first read that

It's brilliant!!! I'm still giggling and am gonna steal it for my Facebook hahaha x

OMFG IT GETS EVEN BETTER!

The argonaut octopus is in danger of being eaten by females, so instead of mounting his mate, he rips his penis off and throws it at the female to inseminate herself, which is simply another way of saying "go fuck yourself" "

Oh my god now I need to update my fb post hahahahahahahaha ha!! #dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonobos (small chimps) are the only chimp to like sex, and females will fuck either sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The female praying mantis initiates sex by ripping the males head off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Otters hold hands while sleeping, so they don’t float away from each other. They also use rocks to open clam shells"

Otters also have a favourite rock

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Polar bears are not land animals.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Killer whales aren't even whales

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By *t72Man
over a year ago

kent

Kangaroos and emus are Australia’s symbol as there knees won’t let them walk backwards(they can jump backwards) and so they are always striding forwards.

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By *ripodius WillyusMan
over a year ago

Here and there


"A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes, I'm so jealous.... Good old Google hahahah x "

Wonder who and how that was found out

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes, I'm so jealous.... Good old Google hahahah x

Wonder who and how that was found out "

Ask Rebecca Loos...

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Butterflies taste with their feet. I hope they wash them frequently.

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