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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are some weird things you do that makes you kinda go … “what the heck, why” but can’t stop doing them?

Can be anything and everything…

Im gonna name a few..

- I always have to put everything in bowls. Crisps in a packet? They go in a bowl. Yogurt? In the bowl. Crackers and nuts? IN THE FUCKING BOWL.

I don’t know why. I just have to!!

- I organise my things in colours. Pinks with pinks. Reds with reds and so on. That’s how I group things

- I have full on conversations out loud with my self in front of the mirror. Like I’m talking to a friend. Usually when I’m doing my skin care routine, and I do it very much like in them Vogue make up routine vids

…. Someone needs a good DOCTORRRRRRR!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are some weird things you do that makes you kinda go … “what the heck, why” but can’t stop doing them?

Can be anything and everything…

Im gonna name a few..

- I always have to put everything in bowls. Crisps in a packet? They go in a bowl. Yogurt? In the bowl. Crackers and nuts? IN THE FUCKING BOWL.

I don’t know why. I just have to!!

- I organise my things in colours. Pinks with pinks. Reds with reds and so on. That’s how I group things

…. Someone needs a good DOCTORRRRRRR!!!

I do tend to call my mirror a “bitch” quite a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do the bowl thing too. I even put meals in a bowl most times, harder to spill it everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do the bowl thing too. I even put meals in a bowl most times, harder to spill it everywhere. "

Totally! I put a lot of meals in a bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to open chocolate bars exactly where the glue is held together and discuss wn the seem. A part of me dies when I see people just tear it down the middle or Heaven forbid, tear the corner off

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

Mate putting food in bowls? You are crazy girl! Dunno how society handles you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to open chocolate bars exactly where the glue is held together and discuss wn the seem. A part of me dies when I see people just tear it down the middle or Heaven forbid, tear the corner off

*Down the seam. Wtf happened there?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

When smoking I count the last few puffs in my head before putting it out

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Check the locks

Check the gas

Run around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have conversations with myself, and when im annoyed at something ill put on a stupid voice and say things as though i was that person. "HuH-dI-dUh LoOk Me Im So SpEcIaL bLuH bLuH bLuH" and sometimes ill wave my arms around while i do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mate putting food in bowls? You are crazy girl! Dunno how society handles you "

Let’s just say even when it’s unnecessary. Like crisps have their own little bags (even the mono portions) so it makes no sense as bowl needs washing afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When smoking I count the last few puffs in my head before putting it out "

Oh and you wear Oodies and Crocs . Don’t forget that

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"When smoking I count the last few puffs in my head before putting it out

Oh and you wear Oodies and Crocs . Don’t forget that

I will never wear crocs, I will get a oodie though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I calorie count in my head, and if my head says too many, then I portion control to bring it to a “acceptable” level

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When smoking I count the last few puffs in my head before putting it out

Oh and you wear Oodies and Crocs . Don’t forget that

I will never wear crocs, I will get a oodie though

So you lied to me about them TERRIFYING pics

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"When smoking I count the last few puffs in my head before putting it out

Oh and you wear Oodies and Crocs . Don’t forget that

I will never wear crocs, I will get a oodie though

So you lied to me about them TERRIFYING pics

When I say never I actually meant that will be the only time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When smoking I count the last few puffs in my head before putting it out

Oh and you wear Oodies and Crocs . Don’t forget that

I will never wear crocs, I will get a oodie though

So you lied to me about them TERRIFYING pics

When I say never I actually meant that will be the only time

Impatiently waiting like it’s Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mate putting food in bowls? You are crazy girl! Dunno how society handles you

Let’s just say even when it’s unnecessary. Like crisps have their own little bags (even the mono portions) so it makes no sense as bowl needs washing afterwards "

But, it looks nicer, I do the same.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I will *always* tap the top of a fizzy drink can before opening it. I can't not do it, it's just muscle memory at this point... despite K's protests

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mate putting food in bowls? You are crazy girl! Dunno how society handles you

Let’s just say even when it’s unnecessary. Like crisps have their own little bags (even the mono portions) so it makes no sense as bowl needs washing afterwards

But, it looks nicer, I do the same."

100%. Im sure I just do it for my eyes

because it’s aesthetically more pleasing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will *always* tap the top of a fizzy drink can before opening it. I can't not do it, it's just muscle memory at this point... despite K's protests

LvM"

How many times do you tap it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can not leave the house without a bobble on my wrist. I might have one in my hair but you never know when that little bit of elastic is going to let you down and leave you with a big kink!

I feel naked without.

I can not eat anything if my hair is down, it always need tied up and out of my face!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can not leave the house without a bobble on my wrist. I might have one in my hair but you never know when that little bit of elastic is going to let you down and leave you with a big kink!

I feel naked without.

I can not eat anything if my hair is down, it always need tied up and out of my face! "

Ohhh, kinda same. I always have a scrunchie on my wrist

if it isn’t on my wrist then it’s on my hair

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I will *always* tap the top of a fizzy drink can before opening it. I can't not do it, it's just muscle memory at this point... despite K's protests

LvM

How many times do you tap it?

Three

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will *always* tap the top of a fizzy drink can before opening it. I can't not do it, it's just muscle memory at this point... despite K's protests

LvM

How many times do you tap it?

Three

LvM"

Fascinating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im anally attentive to order of things,

Kitchen - tins- labels all facing the correct way in, date & item order, pasta in type order, fridge is the same.

Bedroom wardrobes- in colour order & item order.

It makes me feel relaxed everyone else thinks im barmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to tie crisp packets in a knot after eating, and I always tap my feet when I eat - I know I do these things because my ex constantly brought up how insane they both drove him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im anally attentive to order of things,

Kitchen - tins- labels all facing the correct way in, date & item order, pasta in type order, fridge is the same.

Bedroom wardrobes- in colour order & item order.

It makes me feel relaxed everyone else thinks im barmy

Can I borrow you for a couple of days?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im anally attentive to order of things,

Kitchen - tins- labels all facing the correct way in, date & item order, pasta in type order, fridge is the same.

Bedroom wardrobes- in colour order & item order.

It makes me feel relaxed everyone else thinks im barmy

What’s your star sign?? Are you a Virgo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im anally attentive to order of things,

Kitchen - tins- labels all facing the correct way in, date & item order, pasta in type order, fridge is the same.

Bedroom wardrobes- in colour order & item order.

It makes me feel relaxed everyone else thinks im barmy

What’s your star sign?? Are you a Virgo?

I NEED TO KNOW!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I talk to myself all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and when someone else has used my loo (other than me or the kids), I always have to clean it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, and when someone else has used my loo (other than me or the kids), I always have to clean it."

Haha!! I can picture you, with bleach and rubber gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always say "fork and knife" despite being told many times I'm saying it the wrong way round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I scare myself on purpose. Like, when I look in a mirror I imagine something's gonna come up behind me or my reflection is gonna move by itself. Or if I pull up in my driveway I'll look up at my window and imagine someone (or an evil version of me) is gonna pull back the curtains and look down at me.

I don't know why I do it because it's not like I enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and when someone else has used my loo (other than me or the kids), I always have to clean it."

What if i already cleaned it after using it? And i mean bleach, anti-bac sprayed top to bottom and clean in and under every nook and cranny that usually gets missed

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"When smoking I count the last few puffs in my head before putting it out "

I have a lucky last puff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I talk to myself in a cockney accent when no one's around

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I'm only comfortable rolling over anti clockwise in bed. If I do roll clockwise I need to counterwind to balance it out.

You know its going to be a bad day when you put your socks and shoes on right to left instead of left to right too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and when someone else has used my loo (other than me or the kids), I always have to clean it.

What if i already cleaned it after using it? And i mean bleach, anti-bac sprayed top to bottom and clean in and under every nook and cranny that usually gets missed"

That would be acceptable

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Mate putting food in bowls? You are crazy girl! Dunno how society handles you

Let’s just say even when it’s unnecessary. Like crisps have their own little bags (even the mono portions) so it makes no sense as bowl needs washing afterwards

But, it looks nicer, I do the same."

But then you miss out on all the flavour on the side and bottom of the bag!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I like to use the same cutlery. Even if it's the same set, they'll be a little scratch one one or something that'll let me know that one is mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im anally attentive to order of things,

Kitchen - tins- labels all facing the correct way in, date & item order, pasta in type order, fridge is the same.

Bedroom wardrobes- in colour order & item order.

It makes me feel relaxed everyone else thinks im barmy

What’s your star sign?? Are you a Virgo?

I NEED TO KNOW!!!!

Gemini

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"When smoking I count the last few puffs in my head before putting it out

I have a lucky last puff

I do that as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im anally attentive to order of things,

Kitchen - tins- labels all facing the correct way in, date & item order, pasta in type order, fridge is the same.

Bedroom wardrobes- in colour order & item order.

It makes me feel relaxed everyone else thinks im barmy

What’s your star sign?? Are you a Virgo?

I NEED TO KNOW!!!!

Gemini

FFS!

…another one

I’m convinced you have Virgo scattered all over your chart tho. In Moon, definitely in Venus and in Mercury

I get them vibes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I talk to myself in a cockney accent when no one's around

This is kinda funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tap the top of a can 3 times before opening- (drink can) Have done since I was a teenager

Nikki x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are some weird things you do that makes you kinda go … “what the heck, why” but can’t stop doing them?

Can be anything and everything…

Im gonna name a few..

- I always have to put everything in bowls. Crisps in a packet? They go in a bowl. Yogurt? In the bowl. Crackers and nuts? IN THE FUCKING BOWL.

I don’t know why. I just have to!!

- I organise my things in colours. Pinks with pinks. Reds with reds and so on. That’s how I group things

…. Someone needs a good DOCTORRRRRRR!!!

The bowls and colours things…. Fine that’s just an organised mind. Guilt of that too.

But you know what they say about talking to yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are some weird things you do that makes you kinda go … “what the heck, why” but can’t stop doing them?

Can be anything and everything…

Im gonna name a few..

- I always have to put everything in bowls. Crisps in a packet? They go in a bowl. Yogurt? In the bowl. Crackers and nuts? IN THE FUCKING BOWL.

I don’t know why. I just have to!!

- I organise my things in colours. Pinks with pinks. Reds with reds and so on. That’s how I group things

…. Someone needs a good DOCTORRRRRRR!!!

The bowls and colours things…. Fine that’s just an organised mind. Guilt of that too.

But you know what they say about talking to yourself?

That I need a good psychiatrist??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the cap fits.

They're not fookin cheap though! If I had time over again would deffo do that training. License to print money!

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