FabSwingers.com forum: Which magazine cover would you be on?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Of you could choose any magazine cover and feature just for the one issue, which one would it be?

Do you choose something for your looks or your personality? GQ, Vanity fair, loose women (I’m sure the have a online publication)

Maybe a hobby like train spotter monthly?

Maybe it’s job related? Ticket warden quarterly perhaps

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Vogue

Elle

Marie claire

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Viz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slimming shaggers weekly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2000ad. And I'd have to be drawn by Leonardo Manco, in a Judge's uniform, gun drawn ready to blow some naughty 'Cits' head off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Max Power' id have loved to be on the cover of that with my car back in the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impractical caravanning

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Aiming for Forbes magazine but will probably end up on the Big Issue

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Toys “R” Us

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Lidl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farmers weekly, wearing my green wellies, just my wellies, oh and a wooly hat as it's snowing

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Farmers weekly, wearing my green wellies, just my wellies, oh and a wooly hat as it's snowing

Better get my subscription sorted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vogue

Elle

Marie claire "

100% you’ve got this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free ads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2000ad. And I'd have to be drawn by Leonardo Manco, in a Judge's uniform, gun drawn ready to blow some naughty 'Cits' head off

This is great. Do it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Vogue

Elle

Marie claire

100% you’ve got this

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Max Power' id have loved to be on the cover of that with my car back in the day

Never too late (unless max power isn’t around any more then it definitely is)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farmers weekly, wearing my green wellies, just my wellies, oh and a wooly hat as it's snowing

Better get my subscription sorted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Farmers weekly, wearing my green wellies, just my wellies, oh and a wooly hat as it's snowing

Isn’t this standard farmers weekly anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crime stoppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farmers weekly, wearing my green wellies, just my wellies, oh and a wooly hat as it's snowing

Isn’t this standard farmers weekly anyway?

I must of been reading the wrong pages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

National Enquirer, with some ridiculously scandalous headline.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Embroiders & Knitters Weekly".

It would have my woolly audience in stitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playboy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Bollywood glamour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wilderness monthly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Farmers weekly, wearing my green wellies, just my wellies, oh and a wooly hat as it's snowing

Isn’t this standard farmers weekly anyway?

I must of been reading the wrong pages

Sorry that’s young farmers monthly then

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

The Beano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Playboy

Dear lord, I'd like to see you on a Playboy's cover!!

(Wolf whistling)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vogue Italia, Vogue France, British Vogue, and Vogue Hong Kong

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Playboy

You're far too classy for Playboy.

I'd say Penthouse.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Vogue Italia, Vogue France, British Vogue, and Vogue Hong Kong

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...and don't forget Vogue Papua New Guinea.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

PcGamer on the burning crusade cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crime and criminology Christmas annual

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Gardeners World

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Christmas Living

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

If there’s one aimed at fat 55 year old females then I’d be on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there’s one aimed at fat 55 year old females then I’d be on that one

If there was I’d get a lifetime subscription

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vogue Italia, Vogue France, British Vogue, and Vogue Hong Kong

Any vogue that would have you then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christmas Living

Ho Ho Ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Max Power' id have loved to be on the cover of that with my car back in the day

Never too late (unless max power isn’t around any more then it definitely is)

Yeh its extinct now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I follow on Instagram some National Geographic photographers... to be portrayed by someone with those incredible skills of capturing humans at their most vulnerable or emotive moments.. that would be unforgettable experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there’s one aimed at fat 55 year old females then I’d be on that one

Chat. I was going to say that one, but you need to marry you're brother or something to be on that cover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitting weekly

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By *atie-friendlyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Country Life, in a gorgeous designer dress in front of my huge mansion House.

Well a girl can dream lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knitting weekly "

Knitting socks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Country Life, in a gorgeous designer dress in front of my huge mansion House.

Well a girl can dream lol"

Without dreams we have nothing but reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As in my profile pic? Kerrang maybe?

As in my life in general? Probably slapped on the front of Max Power

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Rolling Stone!

Or Viz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So not me but my dog was featured in Dutch Vogue. He posed beautifully with the model. Sadly we lost him recently

Me I’d probably be on a pop magazine ideally posing with McFly coz I love them.

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By *orkshireDrifterMan
over a year ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.

Hounds magazine......

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By *orkshireDrifterMan
over a year ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.

Hounds magazine......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Beano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayfair or horse and hound

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Money Weak

I've just paid through the nose for an emergency roof repair.....

Actually I think they took it straight from my veins ......

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By *atie-friendlyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Mayfair or horse and hound

Oooo yes horse and hound in full hunting gear, love a pair of jodhpurs so flattering for the figure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mayfair or horse and hound

Oooo yes horse and hound in full hunting gear, love a pair of jodhpurs so flattering for the figure. "

White breeches, black jacket, long black boots

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The Face - Naturally

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By *atie-friendlyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Mayfair or horse and hound

Oooo yes horse and hound in full hunting gear, love a pair of jodhpurs so flattering for the figure.

White breeches, black jacket, long black boots

Absolutely perfect, don't forget the crop though lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mayfair or horse and hound

Why did I read this as horsing around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A magazine about Donkey farming,or Llama baiting

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd like to appear on the front cover of New Scientist, for- let's say- coming up with a new Grand Unified Theory.

I'm more likely to end up on the cover of The Digger though.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Horse and Hound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it! Magazine

"I had sex with my husbands dad after I chopped my husbands dick off."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to appear on the front cover of New Scientist, for- let's say- coming up with a new Grand Unified Theory.

I'm more likely to end up on the cover of The Digger though."

I was thinking The Digger too but figured hardly anyone would know what that was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love it! Magazine

"I had sex with my husbands dad after I chopped my husbands dick off.""

I love a good romance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TV Choice?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"TV Choice?"

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Gardeners World, I’m the prize turnip!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gardeners World, I’m the prize turnip! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I'd love to be featured on Amateur Photographer

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"complete bawbag" monthly

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Shooting Times

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

St Austell

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

St Austell

Private eye x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FBI’s Most Wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Summit magazine, the BMC's monthly mag.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Photocopier repair porn stars monthly - for qualified photocopier repair guys who like shagging porn stars and fixing photocopiers!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Kerrang.

Men's health - before and after transformation issue obviously.

Empire.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Aiming for Forbes magazine but will probably end up on the Big Issue

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"The Face - Naturally"

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God, I miss "The Face". I had every edition from 1988 to 2000. And all those memorable covers from River Phoenix, Matt Dillon, Juliette Lewis et al plus remnants from the Brat Pack era.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Tbag Monthly

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I've been on one! Well, my article made the cover.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Bumhole weekly

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Bumhole weekly "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Bumhole weekly "

No shit..suits you sir

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I give good face

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I give good face "

I give good head

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I give good face

I give good head

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Slimmers World-the before body and the article about how you look if you are weak-willed and can't resist chocolate.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Time. Because future me has does something absolutely incredible and brilliant that I can't be bothered to do right now

LvM

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Weekly World News

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Sunday sport

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Men's health.....cos these guns ain't gonna kiss themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby had been on loads, his photo is published all over the place in adverts and articles within his industry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic Rock or Uncut would be cool

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

MCN...front page whilst on a JPS Norton

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

The Beano x

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester M3 4JQ

TV Times

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Rolling stone! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rolling stone! X"

Yep. In the words of Dr Hook…”on the cover of the Rolling Stone”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vogue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little People Weekly

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