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Ladies with super long acrilic nails...

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

How do you wipe your bum without hurting yourself?

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Too much!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how they do anything?

Or is that the point, is it like a status symbol?

I am so rich, I pay someone else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine getting a hand job..

Be like getting jerked off by edward scissorhands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much!? "

No, I've always wondered this myself!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If nothing else, I guess they could scrape away what they couldn’t reach with the tp.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I find them very sexy. Especially wrapped around my appendage.

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

I'm fascinated by this also and I've watched long-nailed people use their hands quite effectively. I think the secret is using the pads of the fingertips rather than the top, as in touching surfaces at a different angle than what short-nailed people are used to. Don't like to be fingered by anyone with long nails though and keep mine as short as possible, butch hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fascinated by this also and I've watched long-nailed people use their hands quite effectively. I think the secret is using the pads of the fingertips rather than the top, as in touching surfaces at a different angle than what short-nailed people are used to. Don't like to be fingered by anyone with long nails though and keep mine as short as possible, butch hands!"

I have to keep my nails short because of work, so butch hands too!

And the mere thought of being fingered by someone wearing these long sharp pointy things makes cross my legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s really not that difficult. You just need a bit more toilet paper. Also with other things like typing on the phone, you use the side of the fingertips etc

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fascinated by this also and I've watched long-nailed people use their hands quite effectively. I think the secret is using the pads of the fingertips rather than the top, as in touching surfaces at a different angle than what short-nailed people are used to. Don't like to be fingered by anyone with long nails though and keep mine as short as possible, butch hands!"

I've seen a girl with extremely long ones using her knuckles on the till. That was something!

And I recall being scratched inside by a not filed albeit short nail. Bloody hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you wipe your bum without hurting yourself? "

I wonder too!!! X I struggle with my long natural ones and they aren’t that long compared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find them very sexy. Especially wrapped around my appendage. "

Dirt burdddd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine getting a hand job..

Be like getting jerked off by edward scissorhands "

That wouldn’t be a happy ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I’ve seen them with their phone. Now I use the end of my digits to use touch screen, so makes me wonder how they type anything with any accuracy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We do it very easily!

I wouldn’t be without my long acrylic nails… I still use the pads of my fingers for typing on laptop & phone..

Loo visits are fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We do it very easily!

I wouldn’t be without my long acrylic nails… I still use the pads of my fingers for typing on laptop & phone..

Loo visits are fine "

Well I will just have to take your word for that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can barely type if I go a week without cutting my nails so God only knows what it's like with talons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine getting a hand job..

Be like getting jerked off by edward scissorhands

That wouldn’t be a happy ending "

A handy with the risk of a vasectomy doesnt sound like my idea of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If nothing else, I guess they could scrape away what they couldn’t reach with the tp. "

Pmsl i just seen this and now im in tears laughing at this

Acrylic poop scoops!!!! Im fucking howling!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If nothing else, I guess they could scrape away what they couldn’t reach with the tp.

Pmsl i just seen this and now im in tears laughing at this

Acrylic poop scoops!!!! Im fucking howling!!! "

And now you’ve cracked me up by giving them a name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If nothing else, I guess they could scrape away what they couldn’t reach with the tp.

Pmsl i just seen this and now im in tears laughing at this

Acrylic poop scoops!!!! Im fucking howling!!!

And now you’ve cracked me up by giving them a name "

Dont forget crack scratchers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't wipe your bum with your fingertips you know. Unless you do?

No acrylics here BTW, I am not a girly girl at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes some getting used to if you’re used to short nails and then go for talons.

I’ve grown my nails to longer than I had my acrylics when I was recovering from surgery and had nothing better to do than paint them with gel. I learned as they grew I guess.

I was kind of aware I’d changed the way I did things but there were also bonus skills: that hard to reach bogie just left of my cerebral cortex was child play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't wipe your bum with your fingertips you know. Unless you do?

No acrylics here BTW, I am not a girly girl at all."

They can be handy to get those poop chips that get stuck in the anal pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to work with someone who always had those nails. Had to keep putting headphones in because they way she typed on her keyboard was so. Fucking. Loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used to work with someone who always had those nails. Had to keep putting headphones in because they way she typed on her keyboard was so. Fucking. Loud "

Click click click.

My piano teacher hates me now cos I keep my nails too long for acceptable piano standards (which have to be trimmed at all times)

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Imagine getting a hand job..

Be like getting jerked off by edward scissorhands "

Do women you have sex with normally use their nails when giving you a hand job. I hate to break it to you but they are doing it wrong

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine getting a hand job..

Be like getting jerked off by edward scissorhands

Do women you have sex with normally use their nails when giving you a hand job. I hate to break it to you but they are doing it wrong

K"

No but if she has those super long acrylic ones then id be quite apprehensive to let her give me hand job. I dont like the idea of my banjo string being inadvertently severed

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Imagine getting a hand job..

Be like getting jerked off by edward scissorhands

Do women you have sex with normally use their nails when giving you a hand job. I hate to break it to you but they are doing it wrong

K

No but if she has those super long acrylic ones then id be quite apprehensive to let her give me hand job. I dont like the idea of my banjo string being inadvertently severed "

They are actually thicker than natural nails so I find them less dangerous. I haven't had my nails done for a while, but I used to wear them for years and never hurt anyone (apart from accidentally stabbing myself in the eye while doing my makeup )

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you wipe your bum without hurting yourself? "

Acrylics are quite thick and blunt so no scratchy stuff going on... Worked wonders for my eczema lol... The stupidly long ones tho... Just why?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine getting a hand job..

Be like getting jerked off by edward scissorhands "

That made me LOL

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