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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Who's pinched all my teaspoons?

I'm having to stir my tea with a fork!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check your work bag

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Joanna lumley

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By *haggydogMan
over a year ago

Brooklands/London

Do the washing up. They will magically reappear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you have a cup I once drank tea out of a flower vase lol

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Look in the dishwasher, maybe they are hiding in there?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Check your work bag

I may have to "liberate" some from work at this rate

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yuri Geller?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Have they fallen down the back of the draw

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

The dishwasher!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

They've run away with the odd socks from your washing machine

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yuri Geller?

Is he alive

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Joanna lumley

That's the last time I invite her round

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

"Who's pinched all my teaspoons?

I'm having to stir my tea with a fork!

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check kids bedroom my son has all mine lol

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Do the washing up. They will magically reappear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got em all muhahahaha

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"At least you have a cup I once drank tea out of a flower vase lol"

That proper made me laugh.

Hope you took the flowers out first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Look in the dishwasher, maybe they are hiding in there?"

Shit! Someone stole the dishwasher too!

Oh hang on, I don't have one

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

They do go missing, specially when I worked in an office. At home, there is just me so not so much.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Yuri Geller?

The robbing spoon bending bastard, yes you're right , he was round here last week too..grrr

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By *ohnj21Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Uri gheller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like the staffroom at my work. I have eaten and stirred with many a wrong object!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soundgarden.

I appreciate not everyone will get that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's pinched all my teaspoons?

I'm having to stir my tea with a fork!

Our teaspoons used to go missing a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muhahahaaa

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Have they fallen down the back of the draw"

Hmm that may be a possibility...

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By *ustcurious1000Couple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Check the Tupperware draw l

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Check the bin, throw them away by accident.

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

They are all in my desk drawer at work OP

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"The dishwasher!"

Aka the washing up bowl lol.

Nope I've already checked...

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Spooning is very popular especially at this time of year.

Big spoon to little spoon ratio must be off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be the same sneaky bastard that takes my car keys off the key hook, and stuffs them down the back of the sofa. Every night!

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By *ayneKingMan
over a year ago

South East

You've not been doing party tricks and it's still on the end of your nose is it?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"They've run away with the odd socks from your washing machine

LvM"

Ah you could be on to something there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you have a cup I once drank tea out of a flower vase lol

That proper made me laugh.

Hope you took the flowers out first

Luckily they didn't have any in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry ive left all of them inside my mug

(Yes im someone who leaves their spoon in their mug

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

This is the danger of taking an Alanis Morisette approach to planning your cutlery draw

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I use knives just incase I spike the bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’ve ran away with my knives. I don’t know where all this cutlery goes x

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This is the danger of taking an Alanis Morisette approach to planning your cutlery draw

*drawer

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By *otshot14Woman
over a year ago

nuneaton

Think the spoon man took them,or he spoon me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's pinched all my teaspoons?

I'm having to stir my tea with a fork!

You'll have to write to Santa for more

. Mine keep disappearing too.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Who's pinched all my teaspoons?

I'm having to stir my tea with a fork!

Haha welcome to my house. Somewhere there’s a huge stash of teaspoons, pens and lighters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's pinched all my teaspoons?

I'm having to stir my tea with a fork!

Haha welcome to my house. Somewhere there’s a huge stash of teaspoons, pens and lighters

And single socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally find teaspoons in yogurt pots under beds ( if there's children in the house)

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Who's pinched all my teaspoons?

I'm having to stir my tea with a fork!

check kids bedroom my son has all mine lol "

Yes I'm guessing there's a stash under her bed.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Who's pinched all my teaspoons?

I'm having to stir my tea with a fork!

Haha welcome to my house. Somewhere there’s a huge stash of teaspoons, pens and lighters

And single socks

I’m not sure exactly where they hide, but if you throw away the single ones you have, once the bins are emptied , they are sure to turn up

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Can I swap some teaspoons for some forks?

I don't know where my forks disappear to but I think my son has something to do with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emmm don’t know about pinching your tea spoons but i definitely would pinch your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you have a cup I once drank tea out of a flower vase lol"
I've run out of vases have to use pots and buckets now lol

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Who's pinched all my teaspoons?

I'm having to stir my tea with a fork!

Haha welcome to my house. Somewhere there’s a huge stash of teaspoons, pens and lighters

Gremlins ...always Gremlins, and they used to mess with TV antennas until we all went digital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's pinched all my teaspoons?

I'm having to stir my tea with a fork!

Ive been to places where they have forks in the sugar bowl

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I hid them in my pants…. Come and get them!!!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"It'll be the same sneaky bastard that takes my car keys off the key hook, and stuffs them down the back of the sofa. Every night!"

That and all my small change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn’t me, but if you need another fork then I can help?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I've got them.

Just cutting up newspapers now, putting together the ransom note.

Might take a few days to get to you, Christmas post and all that.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Who's pinched all my teaspoons?

I'm having to stir my tea with a fork!

You'll have to write to Santa for more

. Mine keep disappearing too."

World's saddest Santa letter right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's pinched all my teaspoons?

I'm having to stir my tea with a fork!

You'll have to write to Santa for more

. Mine keep disappearing too.

World's saddest Santa letter right there

Dear Santa I wanna spoon....

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Have you had uri geller around recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I have to work away I always liberate the tea spoons from the room

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Emmm don’t know about pinching your tea spoons but i definitely would pinch your bum

Ha!

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Got kids? Probably chucked them out for you lol

Cheap enough thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aha! You've become aware of my mischievous plot to sneak in and hide your teaspoons throughout your home. Good luck find them all MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Who's pinched all my teaspoons?

I'm having to stir my tea with a fork!

Haha welcome to my house. Somewhere there’s a huge stash of teaspoons, pens and lighters

Same here

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