FabSwingers.com forum: Christmas Trouser tents

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning,

You know those all day erections, today is one of those days... always around december i have i have uncontrollable horn.

ive woken up at 4.30 with my body saying 'im horny' my minds saying 'im not so sure if i am' my trouser tents saying ' you fucking are'. So ive given in seen to little G 3 times this morning and still he wants more. Im at work alone for the day but all im thinking is Its a perfect day to have one of those lazy bed days.

So many questions, whys christmas so horny for me?

Do you get the same?

Can we think of a special name for the christmas horn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So thats why they wish it could be christmas everyday ps re check the calender now is not the time to open doors and eat chocolate treats

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m more surprised that you have a name for your penis and ascribe it a personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent you a link.. hope its useful. Someone did ask that question before..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas has always been a month long turn on for me. People and families seem to be happier with smiley faces. Parties and flirting just add to the fun x

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By *ookinforfun6972Couple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Ooooo... I like December even more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning,

You know those all day erections, today is one of those days... always around december i have i have uncontrollable horn.

So many questions, whys christmas so horny for me?

Do you get the same?

Can we think of a special name for the christmas horn?

Hmmmm…. Must be all them big Christmas balls , Gats

Usually my season is spring for whatever reason …so I don’t know x but on another note, I’ve been dancing in the living room with my dog, since 6am …so u ain’t the only weirdo

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Men need to take more Christmassy penis pictures.

Those stick on Christmas gift bows or tinsel and fairy lights are just some of the options.

Anyway, I digress….

Maybe you find Christmas a happy time. And when you’re happy ALL of you is happy

Just enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m more surprised that you have a name for your penis and ascribe it a personality

I name everything

, my cactus is called 'vernon'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men need to take more Christmassy penis pictures.

Those stick on Christmas gift bows or tinsel and fairy lights are just some of the options.

Anyway, I digress….

Maybe you find Christmas a happy time. And when you’re happy ALL of you is happy

Just enjoy it.

Yes! Ill docorate him and do one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men need to take more Christmassy penis pictures.

Those stick on Christmas gift bows or tinsel and fairy lights are just some of the options.

Anyway, I digress….

Maybe you find Christmas a happy time. And when you’re happy ALL of you is happy

Just enjoy it.

I was thinking more of a candy stick. Can't be hard to obtain stripey ribbon to .. oh well.. pull that off;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had an all day erection... am I doing sex all wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never had an all day erection... am I doing sex all wrong?

You haven't invited me to sleigh with you.. that would be it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me at trouser tent.

The outline of a hard cock on a hot guy is really sexy. Especially if he's in a suit

I think embrace it and use it as a golden photo opportunity....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad that someone on here appreciates a guy in a suit

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I’ve never had an all day erection... am I doing sex all wrong?

I’m thinking that it would be painful and possibly lead to necrosis…

I’m not saying that you’re not doing sex wrong though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You had me at trouser tent.

The outline of a hard cock on a hot guy is really sexy. Especially if he's in a suit

I think embrace it and use it as a golden photo opportunity....

Yes

agreeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had me at trouser tent.

The outline of a hard cock on a hot guy is really sexy. Especially if he's in a suit

I think embrace it and use it as a golden photo opportunity....

Yes

agreeed

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Why do you think Santa wears those baggy trousers?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Why do you think Santa wears those baggy trousers?

Because he has to carry that full sack around all night?

LvM

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Damn it I thought I was going to see everyone’s Christmas trouser tents

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Why do you think Santa wears those baggy trousers?

Because he has to carry that full sack around all night?

LvM"

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Damn it I thought I was going to see everyone’s Christmas trouser tents

I'm having a sleepover in mine if you'd like to come over

LvM

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m more surprised that you have a name for your penis and ascribe it a personality

I name everything

, my cactus is called 'vernon'

I do that to

Iv had one for about 20 years she’s called Cassie

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Damn it I thought I was going to see everyone’s Christmas trouser tents

I'm having a sleepover in mine if you'd like to come over

LvM"

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m more surprised that you have a name for your penis and ascribe it a personality

I name everything

, my cactus is called 'vernon'

I do that to

Iv had one for about 20 years she’s called Cassie

Mine is a Roger (rodge for short). My cactus has grown so much since I got him

Looks like a prickley penis

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m more surprised that you have a name for your penis and ascribe it a personality

I name everything

, my cactus is called 'vernon'

I do that to

Iv had one for about 20 years she’s called Cassie

Mine is a Roger (rodge for short). My cactus has grown so much since I got him

Looks like a prickley penis

Omg I always think that when I look at her she’s like a massive dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tent is for christmas not just for life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m more surprised that you have a name for your penis and ascribe it a personality

I name everything

, my cactus is called 'vernon'

I do that to

Iv had one for about 20 years she’s called Cassie

Mine is a Roger (rodge for short). My cactus has grown so much since I got him

Looks like a prickley penis

Omg I always think that when I look at her she’s like a massive dildo

Step away from the 'dildo of doom'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m more surprised that you have a name for your penis and ascribe it a personality

I name everything

, my cactus is called 'vernon'

I do that to

Iv had one for about 20 years she’s called Cassie

Mine is a Roger (rodge for short). My cactus has grown so much since I got him

Looks like a prickley penis

Omg I always think that when I look at her she’s like a massive dildo

YES!!!

Literally . But it’s the perfect dildo shape

thickest in the middle

Im such a proud mum.

grown to be so thick and strong

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I think photographic or video evidence of this perma-boner is required

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh PLEASE ..... Gatsby!

The little baby jesus ........ his birthday!

It's a winter horn ....... okay? Winter horn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think photographic or video evidence of this perma-boner is required

I agree

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Chilly Willy Horn .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all good G, you've just temporarily woke up in Winter Wonder Wanka-Land

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Christmas doesn't make me extra horny I'm afraid.

Extra broke though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh PLEASE ..... Gatsby!

The little baby jesus ........ his birthday!

It's a winter horn ....... okay? Winter horn."

Seasons grindings.. ekhmm seasons greetings ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's all good G, you've just temporarily woke up in Winter Wonder Wanka-Land

The Winner !

I like Winter Wanka Land better.....

Can we be a team on that one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all good G, you've just temporarily woke up in Winter Wonder Wanka-Land

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Cos we can sing it to the tune .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think photographic or video evidence of this perma-boner is required

I agree, cos let's be honest, Gatsby has a very good looking cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think photographic or video evidence of this perma-boner is required

I agree, cos let's be honest, Gatsby has a very good looking cock "

What Bella said

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I think photographic or video evidence of this perma-boner is required

I agree, cos let's be honest, Gatsby has a very good looking cock "

I'm waiting for the evidence, very patiently indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all good G, you've just temporarily woke up in Winter Wonder Wanka-Land

The Winner !

I like Winter Wanka Land better.....

Can we be a team on that one?"

Yes, I think this has a better ring to it

Shall we try start a Fab choir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think photographic or video evidence of this perma-boner is required

I agree, cos let's be honest, Gatsby has a very good looking cock

I'm waiting for the evidence, very patiently indeed

I want to see too please

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I scrolled and scrolled (I hate scrolling) yet still no tent pics

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Maybe little G has a Christmas wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines poking through my pj bottoms as I type

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

You need to "Jingle All The Way" haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think photographic or video evidence of this perma-boner is required

I agree, cos let's be honest, Gatsby has a very good looking cock

I'm waiting for the evidence, very patiently indeed

Me too x

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