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What was the most ridiculous thing that you believed as a kid?

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

I presumed I had superpowers because I could talk in my head... I thought I was special because I could THINK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought somone at school brought in real pokeball

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I presumed I had superpowers because I could talk in my head... I thought I was special because I could THINK! "

What makes you think thinking isn't a super power!! I'd say it is. You were right!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That chewing gum stuck to your insides if you swallowed it, do it too much and you’d get blocked up.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Babies came out of belly buttons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Father Christmas

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"I presumed I had superpowers because I could talk in my head... I thought I was special because I could THINK!

What makes you think thinking isn't a super power!! I'd say it is. You were right!! "

I wish it was, my brain never shuts up

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By *obody1234Couple
over a year ago

Newport

babys came from Woolworths x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be told that unless i went straight to sleep then the sandman would be round. seeing as we lived near a beach at the time i assumed this would be where he came up from. made for uncomfortable trips there for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat your carrots it make you see in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating carrots made you see in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eat your carrots it make you see in the dark "

Touché haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my grandmother was a kickboxer (at said time)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Fairies were really in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fairies were really in the garden "

OMG….they’re not

Magical Dreams up in smoke haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That police officers were afraid of the dark. Every time we passed a police station at night, there were always lights on. I presumed that was because their mums let them keep the light on to stop them getting scared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eat your carrots it make you see in the dark

Touché haha"

Ha ha lol

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Learning about oxbow lakes would be of great benefit in later life....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sausages were penis's i wouldnt eat sausage!

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Everyone told the truth

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

There was a house me and friends used to play near when we were kids. It was old and spooky looking.

One of the boys convinced us that it was haunted. We would spend ages staring at the front door (from other side of garden wall) like we were mesmerised, looking into the eyes of the devil waiting for something to happen.

I can just imagine some housewife sat in the lounge trying to watch Pebble Mill at One shouting out to her husband “Those weird kids are back again Dave!!”

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

That every time I did something bad or naughty a bird would fly to Cyprus and tell my grandmother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you eat snots they turn to worms in your stomach and eat you from the inside out.

Hasn't happened yet

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

'The underground' we're tunnels that ran under every path, and a man used to run down them every night. Flicking the switch at the bottom to turn on each and every street lamp indvidually. - fem.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

If you swallowed chewing gum you would inflate every time you farted and turn into a bubble and blow away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once upon a time way back in the 80s i used to dream i could fly like superman but could only fly about 4 feet tho it was so annoying so one day i woke up excited i wanted to go higher and climbed on the garden shed jumped off convinced i would fly around the garden it wasn't until my knees hit my nose on landing that i realised dreams can be painful things so much claret on my he man pjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That being a grown up would be amazing and easy!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

That if you ate an apple core the pips would grow an apple tree in your tummy.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Fairies were really in the garden "

Ohh but they really are x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you could withdraw an endless amount of money from the hole in the wall. I often wondered why people weren't just stood there withdrawing thousands of pounds.

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By *itguy21066Man
over a year ago

leicester

When not wanting to go to bed at 9pm the 9 o’clock Horses would come down the street !

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

If you swallowed a apple pip an apple tree would grow in your belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the little acorn shells you see are fairy hats, used to spend hours searching for the fairies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you swallowed a apple pip an apple tree would grow in your belly "

Ahem, it does. Hence the name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One bastard told me kissing in the mouth makes women pregnant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember those “X-Ray Specs” that joke shops used to sell? That they could see through clothes and people could see you naked…

And a blow job was .. blowing on a cock, like blowing out a birthday candle or something..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one day I would find a wardrobe with a secret door into another world - I remember looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moon was made out of cheese

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Opposite my infants school was a row of old houses. We never saw anyone go in or out and assumed witches lived there!

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Ducking down on the front seat of the double decker bus for the bridge.

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

That all the people on the TV were tiny and lived inside it and went home at night after I was in bed

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By *ittleREDridingWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"if the wind changes you'll stay like that" I believed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I should listen to 'grown ups'

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Cowboyland...... it really existed to me.

I had no concept of time , place or reality .......

I saw the films read the books.

All germans were war mad killers.

God existed.

That's three There are MILLIONS of em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That adults know best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I presumed I had superpowers because I could talk in my head... I thought I was special because I could THINK! "

Apparently their are people who don't have an internal monologue as such. I talk to myself in my head a lot and out loud a lot more ( I'm hilarious) I tell myself all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to believe that god was smoking when it was foggy outside

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Believed that babies were found. As that is what my parents told me... and that things came to life at a musuem at night..

I told my sister and she believed it for years... that if you ate jelly babies or gummy bears that they would eat you from the inside out.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Used to believe that god was smoking when it was foggy outside "

Was he moving furniture when you heard thunder ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That swallowing apple pips would means tree would grow inside me.

Or the military radar hold ball looking things in Yorkshire were golf balls for giants

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

I believed life would be better as an adult spent mostst of my adult life wishing I was a child

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York


"Ducking down on the front seat of the double decker bus for the bridge. "

Lean forward going up hills

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

That Russia would nuke us and kill everyone , was terrified for years

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

That the media were bastions of honesty, integrity & impartiality

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