FabSwingers.com forum: Who is not here ?

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

If you are not online please leave your name on this thread and we will get back to you as soon as we are offline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not here. Its just a fata morgana.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m clearly not here, cos I’m over there. Where was I again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m clearly not here, cos I’m over there. Where was I again? "

No clue. I lost you mid way.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I'm not here for five more minutes ....... I need a cuppa and bed.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I’m clearly not here, cos I’m over there. Where was I again? "

Do you know you are upside down ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might still be not here when ya’ll wake up again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was here earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m clearly not here, cos I’m over there. Where was I again?

Do you know you are upside down ?"

Shit! Am I? That explains it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might still be not here when ya’ll wake up again.

Is it like a Lost screenplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might still be not here when ya’ll wake up again.

Is it like a Lost screenplay "

Yeah, but without the Polar Bears.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm never here. I'm just an opaque apparition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not here now

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'm not sure. Can you let me know if you see me? Thanks x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I was here earlier. "

I like your box

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m still not here, I wasn’t in Yasmeen’s thread either, so not being in this one confirms I’m really not here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure. Can you let me know if you see me? Thanks x "

Who said that?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm not sure. Can you let me know if you see me? Thanks x "

Anyone else here that squeakin' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Cause I'm ride offline. Ride offline.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m in bed fast asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was here earlier.

I like your box "

Seems popular for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m seeing voices.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'm not sure. Can you let me know if you see me? Thanks x "

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Nope. But then I'm aFreya the dark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the sofa and not here. Sorry.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been here. Im just a figment of your imagination...

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By *alentedfMan
over a year ago

Near Newbury

I'm with Schrödinger's cat

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Never anyone here when you ask .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m seeing voices. "

I kind of wished to have synesthesia when I was younger..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m seeing voices.

I kind of wished to have synesthesia when I was younger.."

That’s a posh word for clever people, I had to look it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*lurking*

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"*lurking* "

I prefer Anchor. It melts quicker

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster/Bembridge

I must be here coz I keep getting told I'm not all there

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Sophie isn't here, she's all packed away in boxes and won't be back for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A.W.O.l

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

I was here ,then i was there ,but know im here ,not sure if im coming ,going ,been or went

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If anyone asks, you haven't seen me *thumbs nose*.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on here once …. Then I had to go …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember what I had for tea let alone whether I'm here or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was on here once …. Then I had to go …"

Will you let her know that I'm not here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was here but I left 10 minutes ago but I'm sure I'll be back shortly...

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

I have only just got here. Not sure how long . So maybe going .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a second, to say night folks, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I wuzn’t here

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"I wuzn’t here "

It’s okay, no one saw you

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By *winckle toesMan
over a year ago

norwich

Oi oi everyone

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ve just got into bed so I’m no longer here

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By *winckle toesMan
over a year ago

norwich

Spread out like a star fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs, you all still not here?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I've had some further thoughts.. After not being sure if I was here at all.. I now realise that I'm actually everywhere. So I'm quite possibly here. However, it's not conclusive.. depending on whether "everywhere" is "somewhere" other than "here".

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We are absent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had some further thoughts.. After not being sure if I was here at all.. I now realise that I'm actually everywhere. So I'm quite possibly here. However, it's not conclusive.. depending on whether "everywhere" is "somewhere" other than "here".

So are you here or not?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I wuzn’t here

It’s okay, no one saw you

Good

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Lord Lucan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasnt here tonight

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Is anything happening while I'm not here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Echo echo cho cho ho ho o o o . .

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I've been told many times that I'm not all there. Does that count?

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Saltash

I’ve come then gone a few times tonight

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

I was asleep granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone really here?? Tho that’s maybe too deep for Sunday morning…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope I'm not here

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

I'm here but I'm not all there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of us are definitely not here. Will post again when we both are not here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure if I am here but if you receive this then message when you are here but not sure I will get a message so don't know if I'm here or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anything happening while I'm not here?"

Dunno, I wasn't here either.

Winston

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Mostly I’m not here. I’m fact I’m going to be not here in about two minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grammar you’ve finally lost the plot.

Honestly.

If I’m not here then how could I possibly type this post.

I mean fuck.

It’s either that or you’re being incredibly childish.

Hang on… I’d this one of those copycat type things ?

Yeah, I bet it was.

Okay.

I’m not here either.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Well, if none of you are here……. does that mean I can have your share of the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't here last night. If there might be cake, I can pop back?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm never here so just ignore me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I left a voice note but there was no reply so I left

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told a while ago I’m not all there, so I must not all be here either!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Grammar you’ve finally lost the plot.

Honestly.

If I’m not here then how could I possibly type this post.

I mean fuck.

It’s either that or you’re being incredibly childish.

Hang on… I’d this one of those copycat type things ?

Yeah, I bet it was.

Okay.

I’m not here either."

Childish ? Me ? hahahahahahahaah....

I've seen winkles this morning

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Grammar you’ve finally lost the plot.

Honestly.

If I’m not here then how could I possibly type this post.

I mean fuck.

It’s either that or you’re being incredibly childish.

Hang on… I’d this one of those copycat type things ?

Yeah, I bet it was.

Okay.

I’m not here either.

Childish ? Me ? hahahahahahahaah....

I've seen winkles this morning"

No cockles?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Cockles and tittles alive alive oh ....

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

south west

I’m not here but he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not all there.

Winston

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I think it's terrible that while I was away people were chalking on my wall ...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Good not being here, folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ain't seen me, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re never here.

We’re usually over there ~

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

So are you here or not?

Exactly!?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hello. I am Magneto's automatic assistant. He is not here right now.

Please feel free to send boobs to his inbox for his perusal when back online.

Magneto thanks you for your cooperation.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm not entirely sure if I am or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was here. Now I’m not. But I might be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still not with it GC..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a stunt double.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Sorry I missed your call. I was out.

Now I’m back but I’ve gone out again. I’ll be back just after I arrive.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’ve killed a thread with nobody in it.

Is that a non-event or a personal best?

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