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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive....

Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.

The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to people?!?!?!

Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny. Don't bring him into your house! What a mess he made on the floor.

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

We're here all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frosty the bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair play for doing it in the first place. I never would have.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Who was he?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

x

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Awww melts my heart this story lol

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool


"Fair play for doing it in the first place. I never would have."

Well he was really cold.

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich


"Who was he?"

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool


"Who was he?"

Only got his 1st name, Frosty.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Who was he? "

Ok Mr Snowman

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Who was he?

Only got his 1st name, Frosty."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Sounds like he had snow where else to go lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

He is

Melting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check he didnt put his balls in your freezer!

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Seems to of been a frosty character

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch out for frosty he's a slippery bastard xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And watch out for that fat bearded fella too, just drinks your booze and food, then pretends to leave goodies under the tree

Fake bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he empty is sack as well

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"And watch out for that fat bearded fella too, just drinks your booze and food, then pretends to leave goodies under the tree

Fake bastard"

Fanta

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

The old ones are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold shoulder. That's awful

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Typical Man, was only in here minutes then started to go soft

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Damn I thought this was real

How silly do I feel right now

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"Typical Man, was only in here minutes then started to go soft "
lol snow way

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Had me in the first half

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure i drop kocked him a few times when i was a kid, not surprised hes a miserable bastard now

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By *pottydog46Man
over a year ago

rainham

This is snow joke is it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me

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By *ussybagderMan
over a year ago

Salford

No good deed goes unpunished

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are into watersports might be interested

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