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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One wrapped a willing cock in a bubble wrap and had sex. Would it be like ribbed and dotted condom elevated experience but with a popping symphony accompanying the thrusting motion?! Or would that require very strong and tight Kegel muscles action to work ?

Ps. On that light hearted note. Let's not forget to exercise our Kegels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to hearing your report after you've tried it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

What happens when you’ve popped all the bubbles OP?

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine the popping sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kegels in process. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking forward to hearing your report after you've tried it

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I don't have a volunteer. One who gave me the idea is a bit of damaged goods. We were considering scaffolding it in some lolly sticks and rubbers but then there is a risk of splinters. Hence the bubble wrap idea

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

My kegal game is strong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens when you’ve popped all the bubbles OP? "

Why do you have to pop my bubble? I don't want to think of a sad deflated mess...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds a bit like an impromptu wanking device I made as a teenager, with a squirt of baby oil for lube. Beat wanking into a sock, anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Imagine the popping sound "

I did. I chuckled to myself. Wanted to share the silliness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kegels in process. Thanks "

You are welcome. Also playing about as I type. I actually got some funky wriggly pink things to insert in my vagina. Must try them today. Reminder to myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My kegal game is strong "

What games you play up there ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds a bit like an impromptu wanking device I made as a teenager, with a squirt of baby oil for lube. Beat wanking into a sock, anyway! "

Uh oh tell me more Santa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lmao "

I spread my legs to spread some smiles all in the name of self care.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

And what’s Kegal? Is it a dessert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds a bit like an impromptu wanking device I made as a teenager, with a squirt of baby oil for lube. Beat wanking into a sock, anyway!

Uh oh tell me more Santa "

I’ll send pics if you’ve been a *very* good girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm, I’ve just acquired some bubble wrap today. Open wide, here I come.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the giggle

Emmm bubble raps to expensive going to need to just do with a mars bar rapper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And what’s Kegal? Is it a dessert? "

The balls that go inside a woman and she squeez her pelvic muscle and it makes the vigina tighter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm, I’ve just acquired some bubble wrap today. Open wide, here I come. "

Are we getting another fun picture ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking forward to hearing your report after you've tried it

I don't have a volunteer. One who gave me the idea is a bit of damaged goods. We were considering scaffolding it in some lolly sticks and rubbers but then there is a risk of splinters. Hence the bubble wrap idea "

I would volunteer if i was closer xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking forward to hearing your report after you've tried it

I don't have a volunteer. One who gave me the idea is a bit of damaged goods. We were considering scaffolding it in some lolly sticks and rubbers but then there is a risk of splinters. Hence the bubble wrap idea

I would volunteer if i was closer xxx"

It's just a bit of a tongue in cheek veiled reminder to exercise Kegels. But i appreciate the willingness thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm, I’ve just acquired some bubble wrap today. Open wide, here I come.

Are we getting another fun picture ? "

I was gonna gift wrap it in a Christmas style, but you’ve given me other ideas now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking forward to hearing your report after you've tried it

I don't have a volunteer. One who gave me the idea is a bit of damaged goods. We were considering scaffolding it in some lolly sticks and rubbers but then there is a risk of splinters. Hence the bubble wrap idea "

Awww bless 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens when you’ve popped all the bubbles OP? "

Once you've popped you just can't stop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm, I’ve just acquired some bubble wrap today. Open wide, here I come.

Are we getting another fun picture ?

I was gonna gift wrap it in a Christmas style, but you’ve given me other ideas now. "

Excited slash scared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon my pee pee would go as floppy as a lop eared rabbits ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrapped in bubble wrap?…. I love this website

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wrapped in bubble wrap?…. I love this website "

What a discovery eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wrapped in bubble wrap?…. I love this website

What a discovery eh? "

You discover this? I don’t dare ask how.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

OP you need to patent it. Bubble condoms.

Would be a great workout on the vag muscles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wrapped in bubble wrap?…. I love this website

What a discovery eh?

You discover this? I don’t dare ask how. "

I have very inspiring conversations.. full of nonsense brightening my day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you need to patent it. Bubble condoms.

Would be a great workout on the vag muscles! "

I shall be testing it on myself first like a true old school researcher .

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Poppy humps time

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Looking forward to hearing your report after you've tried it

I don't have a volunteer. One who gave me the idea is a bit of damaged goods. We were considering scaffolding it in some lolly sticks and rubbers but then there is a risk of splinters. Hence the bubble wrap idea "

I'm willing. Purely in the interests of science, of couorse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you bored Rose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you bored Rose "

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my scientific head on, I’m

Imagining that the bubble side is on the outside so the smooth bit is on the inside, but because it’s not elasticated in any way, you might get one thrust in, the outer friction would be greater than the inner, and the dick would slide out leave you with a crumbled bubble tube up your vag. Also, it would be really hard to fold the top without leaving an uncomfortable crease

Sorry to be boring

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

What a noisey wank that would be lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A past fwb was seriously into kegel work, and very effective it was. Caught me by surprise the first time..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could put it under your bum in missionary and get a good rocking motion going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A past fwb was seriously into kegel work, and very effective it was. Caught me by surprise the first time.."

Go and tend to your case Victor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With my scientific head on, I’m

Imagining that the bubble side is on the outside so the smooth bit is on the inside, but because it’s not elasticated in any way, you might get one thrust in, the outer friction would be greater than the inner, and the dick would slide out leave you with a crumbled bubble tube up your vag. Also, it would be really hard to fold the top without leaving an uncomfortable crease

Sorry to be boring "

You ruined it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could put it under your bum in missionary and get a good rocking motion going "

What if it gets mistaken for enthusiastic flatulence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could put it under your bum in missionary and get a good rocking motion going

What if it gets mistaken for enthusiastic flatulence "

Smash the back doors in

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

While the popping noise would be fun, the plastic on plastic squeaking noise gives me goosebumps just thinking about it, so maybe a bit of a mood killer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"While the popping noise would be fun, the plastic on plastic squeaking noise gives me goosebumps just thinking about it, so maybe a bit of a mood killer"

Possibly. Are you all under impression I'm actually considering doing it for real?

I must be very convincing con!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like there'd be a fair bit of chafing to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A past fwb was seriously into kegel work, and very effective it was. Caught me by surprise the first time..

Go and tend to your case Victor "

Very much an open and shut case, that one..

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

What did you do in bonfire night use a sparkler or a banger up there lol

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking


"While the popping noise would be fun, the plastic on plastic squeaking noise gives me goosebumps just thinking about it, so maybe a bit of a mood killer

Possibly. Are you all under impression I'm actually considering doing it for real?

I must be very convincing con! "

Very convincing or a little strange/open minded (delete as applicable)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"While the popping noise would be fun, the plastic on plastic squeaking noise gives me goosebumps just thinking about it, so maybe a bit of a mood killer

Possibly. Are you all under impression I'm actually considering doing it for real?

I must be very convincing con!

Very convincing or a little strange/open minded (delete as applicable) "

Being weird is a gift;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A past fwb was seriously into kegel work, and very effective it was. Caught me by surprise the first time.."

And she won't need to worry much about Tena in her old age hopefully.

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking


"While the popping noise would be fun, the plastic on plastic squeaking noise gives me goosebumps just thinking about it, so maybe a bit of a mood killer

Possibly. Are you all under impression I'm actually considering doing it for real?

I must be very convincing con!

Very convincing or a little strange/open minded (delete as applicable)

Being weird is a gift;-)"

Then wrap yourself up and get under the tree

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Interesting idea... I'm sure that the sensation would be oddly pleasant. As you said though it may take some strong kegel work, or some enthusiastic pounding

LvM

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