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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon  "Filth 
Last night I ate pink wafers dipped in mint sauce... I'm not sure how I feel about it this morning. But I'm pretty certain I need forgiving for something. It was the cider that made me eat it and send 'those' messages.
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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon
Filth
Last night I ate pink wafers dipped in mint sauce... I'm not sure how I feel about it this morning. But I'm pretty certain I need forgiving for something. It was the cider that made me eat it and send 'those' messages.
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 still a secret to this day
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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon "Ah the sin of gluttony. Along with desecration of the manna from heaven that is marmite. Say a dozen hail Jennies as I smear my nether regions with that sacred spread for you to lick off. THAT is how to enjoy marmite you sinner | |||
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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon
Ah the sin of gluttony. Along with desecration of the manna from heaven that is marmite. Say a dozen hail Jennies as I smear my nether regions with that sacred spread for you to lick off.
THAT is how to enjoy marmite you sinner"I thought repentance was supposed to be a punishment? 
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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon
Filth
Last night I ate pink wafers dipped in mint sauce... I'm not sure how I feel about it this morning. But I'm pretty certain I need forgiving for something. It was the cider that made me eat it and send 'those' messages.
"This behaviour is acceptable only if you are with child. Assuming you are not, you shall report to the vestry, where Brother Ignatius will teach you the error if your ways. | |||
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"I went through (fucked) my little brother’s friends still a secret to this day
Please Lawdddd, forgive me!!! "Further information will be required as to the extent of your transgressions. Meet me after evensong that you may demonstrate your sinful behaviour. | |||
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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon
Ah the sin of gluttony. Along with desecration of the manna from heaven that is marmite. Say a dozen hail Jennies as I smear my nether regions with that sacred spread for you to lick off.
THAT is how to enjoy marmite you sinner
I thought repentance was supposed to be a punishment?
That just sounds like a good time to me "The Fab Lord moves in mysterious ways | |||
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"Forgive me Jennie, but I sometimes drink fizzy rosé Frexinet..... With ice." I have never heard the likes before. The is a special pit reserved in hell for perverts of your ilk. It may just be possible ho cleanse your soul and body with a couple of bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale. Just pray it is not too late. Heathen. | |||
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"Dear high Priestess I wear huge earrings But they hurt my ears What shall I do Xxx" Get bigger ears, sister. | |||
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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon
Filth
Last night I ate pink wafers dipped in mint sauce... I'm not sure how I feel about it this morning. But I'm pretty certain I need forgiving for something. It was the cider that made me eat it and send 'those' messages.
This behaviour is acceptable only if you are with child. Assuming you are not, you shall report to the vestry, where Brother Ignatius will teach you the error if your ways."Brother Ignatius is still in therapy after my last punishment
Pink wafers and mint sauce is a surprisingly tasty combo.... | |||
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"Dear high Priestess I wear huge earrings But they hurt my ears What shall I do Xxx Get bigger ears, sister." xxx thanks
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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon
Filth
Last night I ate pink wafers dipped in mint sauce... I'm not sure how I feel about it this morning. But I'm pretty certain I need forgiving for something. It was the cider that made me eat it and send 'those' messages.
^ this woman is possessed she needs exorcising"That's a line I hear quite regularly | |||
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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon
Filth
Last night I ate pink wafers dipped in mint sauce... I'm not sure how I feel about it this morning. But I'm pretty certain I need forgiving for something. It was the cider that made me eat it and send 'those' messages.
This behaviour is acceptable only if you are with child. Assuming you are not, you shall report to the vestry, where Brother Ignatius will teach you the error if your ways.
Brother Ignatius is still in therapy after my last punishment
Pink wafers and mint sauce is a surprisingly tasty combo.... "You are a persistently unrepentant sinner. A vigorous application of the Purifying Dildo of Saint Crumpet is in order, I believe. Wicked Child. | |||
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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon
Filth
Last night I ate pink wafers dipped in mint sauce... I'm not sure how I feel about it this morning. But I'm pretty certain I need forgiving for something. It was the cider that made me eat it and send 'those' messages.
This behaviour is acceptable only if you are with child. Assuming you are not, you shall report to the vestry, where Brother Ignatius will teach you the error if your ways.
Brother Ignatius is still in therapy after my last punishment
Pink wafers and mint sauce is a surprisingly tasty combo....
You are a persistently unrepentant sinner. A vigorous application of the Purifying Dildo of Saint Crumpet is in order, I believe.
Wicked Child."May i lube said dildo with marmite? | |||
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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon
Filth
Last night I ate pink wafers dipped in mint sauce... I'm not sure how I feel about it this morning. But I'm pretty certain I need forgiving for something. It was the cider that made me eat it and send 'those' messages.
This behaviour is acceptable only if you are with child. Assuming you are not, you shall report to the vestry, where Brother Ignatius will teach you the error if your ways.
Brother Ignatius is still in therapy after my last punishment
Pink wafers and mint sauce is a surprisingly tasty combo....
You are a persistently unrepentant sinner. A vigorous application of the Purifying Dildo of Saint Crumpet is in order, I believe.
Wicked Child.
May i lube said dildo with marmite? "You are sent to tempt me. Get thee behind me temptation! (And while you are there....  ) | |||
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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon
Filth
Last night I ate pink wafers dipped in mint sauce... I'm not sure how I feel about it this morning. But I'm pretty certain I need forgiving for something. It was the cider that made me eat it and send 'those' messages.
This behaviour is acceptable only if you are with child. Assuming you are not, you shall report to the vestry, where Brother Ignatius will teach you the error if your ways.
Brother Ignatius is still in therapy after my last punishment
Pink wafers and mint sauce is a surprisingly tasty combo....
You are a persistently unrepentant sinner. A vigorous application of the Purifying Dildo of Saint Crumpet is in order, I believe.
Wicked Child.
May i lube said dildo with marmite? "This could be interesting.... I'll bring breadsticks | |||
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"I’ve been chatting to a really sexy guy on fab and my boyfriend doesn’t know! I shouldn’t but can’t help myself Fiona xx" Lustful Hussy! Should any sinful liaisons occur, you shall attend the confessional and confess. Spill the beans sister, I will want all the gory details! | |||
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"Forgive me Sister Jennie Talia, for I have sinned. I’ve been injured, have not trained this week, and in a moment of weakness and gluttony, did destroy a full monty kebab sandwich AND chips last night for dinner. May my soul be saved from its food coma induced damnation." Possibly. Slam thy manhood in thine car door one dozen times whist chanting "A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips" | |||
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"I've no idea where the breadsticks fit into this... Marmite dip anyone? "Breadsticks are the Devil's food. Tiny crispy phallus shaped things. | |||
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"I went through (fucked) my little brother’s friends still a secret to this day
Please Lawdddd, forgive me!!!
Further information will be required as to the extent of your transgressions. Meet me after evensong that you may demonstrate your sinful behaviour." do we meet directly in the confessional, Sister? | |||
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"I went through (fucked) my little brother’s friends still a secret to this day
Please Lawdddd, forgive me!!!
Further information will be required as to the extent of your transgressions. Meet me after evensong that you may demonstrate your sinful behaviour.
do we meet directly in the confessional, Sister? "In this case I think that would be appropriate | |||
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"Ooo sister Jennie Whare do I start I like getting spit roasted and gangbanged I go though fazes off just letting any more random bang on me Also been know to use my body and currency in exchange for free drinks taxis or a place to lay my head till the trains are running again in the morning But I think my biggest sins is pretending I am ( 4 letter word ) Can my sins be repeated or am I doomed for hell" You were doomed ages ago. Have you ever thought about joining the convent? | |||
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"I got a big sin but can you read my last post on my thread for it" Oh you poor neglected lamb. The only sin committed was not by you. You were attacked by the evil demon Threestrokes. You are lucky to have survived. | |||
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"Ooo sister Jennie Whare do I start I like getting spit roasted and gangbanged I go though fazes off just letting any more random bang on me Also been know to use my body and currency in exchange for free drinks taxis or a place to lay my head till the trains are running again in the morning But I think my biggest sins is pretending I am ( 4 letter word ) Can my sins be repeated or am I doomed for hell You were doomed ages ago. Have you ever thought about joining the convent?" Nope I haven’t sister Jennie what’s the initiation like sister Jennie | |||
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"Ooo sister Jennie Whare do I start I like getting spit roasted and gangbanged I go though fazes off just letting any more random bang on me Also been know to use my body and currency in exchange for free drinks taxis or a place to lay my head till the trains are running again in the morning But I think my biggest sins is pretending I am ( 4 letter word ) Can my sins be repeated or am I doomed for hell You were doomed ages ago. Have you ever thought about joining the convent? Nope I haven’t sister Jennie what’s the initiation like sister Jennie " Meet me later ... I'll show you. | |||
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"Forgive me I have sinned on more than one occasion and I have never admitted this to anyone. Occasionally I don’t eat a balanced diet or my 5 a day. I hope I can be forgiven "This will be dependent on how much thy beard has been annointed by the blessed lady nectar. | |||
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"Ooo sister Jennie Whare do I start I like getting spit roasted and gangbanged I go though fazes off just letting any more random bang on me Also been know to use my body and currency in exchange for free drinks taxis or a place to lay my head till the trains are running again in the morning But I think my biggest sins is pretending I am ( 4 letter word ) Can my sins be repeated or am I doomed for hell You were doomed ages ago. Have you ever thought about joining the convent? Nope I haven’t sister Jennie what’s the initiation like sister Jennie Meet me later ... I'll show you." Ok sister Jennie | |||
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"Ooo sister Jennie Whare do I start I like getting spit roasted and gangbanged I go though fazes off just letting any more random bang on me Also been know to use my body and currency in exchange for free drinks taxis or a place to lay my head till the trains are running again in the morning But I think my biggest sins is pretending I am ( 4 letter word ) Can my sins be repeated or am I doomed for hell You were doomed ages ago. Have you ever thought about joining the convent? Nope I haven’t sister Jennie what’s the initiation like sister Jennie Meet me later ... I'll show you. Ok sister Jennie " Bless you | |||
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"Forgive me Sister Jennie Talia, for I have sinned and I believe the sin was with a man of the cloth. I believe this because when he used his tongue on me, I was in heaven xx" You should quench the offending body parts in the font. There is a step ladder behind the lectern if you need a boost to get your arse in there, you dirty cow! Amen. | |||
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"Hows ya tool sister?" I've had no complaints 
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"Hows ya tool sister? I've had no complaints
Hallelujah"Preach xx | |||
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"You should quench the offending body parts in the font. There is a step ladder behind the lectern if you need a boost to get your arse in there, you dirty cow! Amen." I feel cleansed and blessed from your wise words Sister Jennie Talia. We will pray for you to be a Saint XX | |||
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"You should quench the offending body parts in the font. There is a step ladder behind the lectern if you need a boost to get your arse in there, you dirty cow! Amen. I feel cleansed and blessed from your wise words Sister Jennie Talia. We will pray for you to be a Saint XX " Oh the satisfaction gained from a sinner converted | |||
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"To many sins to confess.....Well I am the devil so how long you got..... "Straight to hell | |||
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"At least it is warm there "Its winter | |||
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"To many sins to confess.....Well I am the devil so how long you got..... "Ad long as is required to save your mortal soul | |||
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"Probably need a miracle for them..any good at them "Well, I have arranged a few meets on Fab ... thats pretty miraculous | |||
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I had in appropriate filthy thoughts ravishing some sexy milfs on here with their sexy stocking, perky bosoms  & seductive smiles omg! | |||
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"Forgive me Sister for I have sinned
I had in appropriate filthy thoughts ravishing some sexy milfs on here with their sexy stocking, perky bosoms & seductive smiles omg! "Your feelings are understandable, yet sinful. Regular expulsion of your seed whilst alone should help to dispel your lustful dreams. Failing that, the spiked cockring of Cardinal Wonko will need to be deployed | |||
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"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out. Amen" I went into a girl's a-hole once without asking her. She liked it but I later realised that's not such a good idea. | |||
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"Forgive me I have sinned on more than one occasion and I have never admitted this to anyone. Occasionally I don’t eat a balanced diet or my 5 a day. I hope I can be forgiven
This will be dependent on how much thy beard has been annointed by the blessed lady nectar."On a regular basis | |||
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"To many sins to confess.....Well I am the devil so how long you got..... "I dont know you.. whos this imposter! | |||
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"Forgive me I have sinned on more than one occasion and I have never admitted this to anyone. Occasionally I don’t eat a balanced diet or my 5 a day. I hope I can be forgiven
This will be dependent on how much thy beard has been annointed by the blessed lady nectar.
On a regular basis "You are forgiven | |||
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"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out. Amen I went into a girl's a-hole once without asking her. She liked it but I later realised that's not such a good idea. " Yes indeed. I think I must anoint your own sinful a hole with Sister Jennie's bounteous effusions. | |||
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"To many sins to confess.....Well I am the devil so how long you got.....
I dont know you.. whos this imposter! "We are all imposters in the sight of the Great Fab. We are all unverified. Repent! Receive that Holy Verification | |||
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"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out. Amen" Forgive us Sister Jennie for we have sinned, I has been forever since our last confessional. Last Friday and every Friday we drink red wine… chilled …and love it  | |||
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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon "I have done that with the following Nutella Peanut Butter Biscoff spread | |||
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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon
Filth
Last night I ate pink wafers dipped in mint sauce... I'm not sure how I feel about it this morning. But I'm pretty certain I need forgiving for something. It was the cider that made me eat it and send 'those' messages.
"I once put toffee and chocolate sauce on tortilla wraps late one night craving sugar | |||
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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon
I have done that with the following
Nutella
Peanut Butter
Biscoff spread "Your penance will be the same. Now get under my lecture and pass the Nutella. | |||
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"I eat marmite out the jar with a spoon
Filth
Last night I ate pink wafers dipped in mint sauce... I'm not sure how I feel about it this morning. But I'm pretty certain I need forgiving for something. It was the cider that made me eat it and send 'those' messages.
I once put toffee and chocolate sauce on tortilla wraps late one night craving sugar"And you speak of this sin as if you are proud of it. Miserable miserable sinner. Stand on that trapdoor a minute whilst I pull this lever | |||
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"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional. Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out. Amen Forgive us Sister Jennie for we have sinned, I has been forever since our last confessional. Last Friday and every Friday we drink red wine… chilled …and love it "I have checked the Holy Tome of Fab, and there is no penance equal to this vile sinful act. You are hereby excommunicated and condemned to an eternity in hell, which will consist of endless vanilla parties where only polite small talk occurs. | |||
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"I've no idea where the breadsticks fit into this... Marmite dip anyone? "What receptacle will we use for the marmite dip? | |||
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"I have sinned. I like to eat my own creampies from ladies "No sin there. You are immediately appointed Bishop. Praise Be | |||
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