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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bristol

ryan ... just a thought .. wud it not be easier to map out ur uk route on a sunday afternoon on the forum then any ladies who wish to collide with u whilst on tour can pollute ur inbox on route ! .. makes sense to me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stay out of Devon...!!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

That would suggest forward planning lol I normally only know the day before.

Ps you must know, how much is the Severn bridge toll these days?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

If you fancy coming to Arse End, there's a troll under Duddon Bridge that has a preference for chickens - tell Colin to be very careful

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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bristol

think its about 7 quid in a car and 10 in a van ... awwww cant believe them frogs bought our bridge !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bridges to cross to come to by the seaside!!

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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"No bridges to cross to come to by the seaside!! "

is there a toll road though .. hes on a budget u know !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"If you fancy coming to Arse End, there's a troll under Duddon Bridge that has a preference for chickens - tell Colin to be very careful "

I drove very close to arse end yesterday I never noticed any trolls though. Guess they were all in here.

Colin doesn't live with me anymore he has moved out to settle down with a Scottish lassie

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"think its about 7 quid in a car and 10 in a van ... awwww cant believe them frogs bought our bridge !! "

They should charge to get out not in lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"No bridges to cross to come to by the seaside!! "

Have to be careful that's where Dave lives

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Has no chance in hell of an Aberdeen visit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think he will visit my seaside either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"then any ladies who wish to collide with u whilst on tour can pollute ur inbox on route ! .. makes sense to me !! "

And any that need to evacuate the area...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No bridges to cross to come to by the seaside!!

Have to be careful that's where Dave lives"

It's ok we don't have to tell Dave!! It can be our little secret....... Ssssssshhhhh

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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"then any ladies who wish to collide with u whilst on tour can pollute ur inbox on route ! .. makes sense to me !!

And any that need to evacuate the area...

"

awww harsh .. can i offer u a comfort shag ??

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Has no chance in hell of an Aberdeen visit!!! "

And why is that?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I get the feeling I'm being ganged up on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the feeling I'm being ganged up on here"

wallow in your popularity

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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"Has no chance in hell of an Aberdeen visit!!!

And why is that?"

ryan .. ur making this hard work mate !! how about i do the test drive and report back to ur female enterage ?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Has no chance in hell of an Aberdeen visit!!!

And why is that?"

Hmm distance! And I'm not even speaking about toll bridge cost!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Has no chance in hell of an Aberdeen visit!!!

And why is that?

ryan .. ur making this hard work mate !! how about i do the test drive and report back to ur female enterage ? "

Ok Jeremy

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Has no chance in hell of an Aberdeen visit!!!

And why is that?

Hmm distance! And I'm not even speaking about toll bridge cost!! "

Ya missed me was there mon and tues

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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"

Ok Jeremy "

we can make this classy .. i wont wear me scuffed white high heals this time !

all my other flaws r under review as well .. its an ongoing project !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

Ok Jeremy

we can make this classy .. i wont wear me scuffed white high heals this time !

all my other flaws r under review as well .. its an ongoing project ! "

Guess I won't need to wear me dickie bow then

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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"

Ok Jeremy

we can make this classy .. i wont wear me scuffed white high heals this time !

all my other flaws r under review as well .. its an ongoing project !

Guess I won't need to wear me dickie bow then"

ryan .. im a classy bird pet ... do it for me !!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Does anyone have an oxy acetylene welding kit I can borrow......... I don't think the pot rivet gun is good enough for making a stong barrier.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Does anyone have an oxy acetylene welding kit I can borrow......... I don't think the pot rivet gun is good enough for making a stong barrier."

Watch you don't scorch your arse it doesn't look very well protected

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

Ok Jeremy

we can make this classy .. i wont wear me scuffed white high heals this time !

all my other flaws r under review as well .. its an ongoing project !

Guess I won't need to wear me dickie bow then

ryan .. im a classy bird pet ... do it for me !! "

Ah go on then I can do posh on occasions

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Does anyone have an oxy acetylene welding kit I can borrow......... I don't think the pot rivet gun is good enough for making a stong barrier.

Watch you don't scorch your arse it doesn't look very well protected "

I wasn't planning on lighting farts with a welding torch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've probably been past me already then. *wave*

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Does anyone have an oxy acetylene welding kit I can borrow......... I don't think the pot rivet gun is good enough for making a stong barrier.

Watch you don't scorch your arse it doesn't look very well protected

I wasn't planning on lighting farts with a welding torch."

That is probably wise. Can't imagine how they would evacuate Leicester

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"You've probably been past me already then. *wave*"

Yep at 3pm, 3.30, 4.00 well basically every half hour today

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"You've probably been past me already then. *wave*

Yep at 3pm, 3.30, 4.00 well basically every half hour today "

Fookin steering lock is jammed on lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Does anyone have an oxy acetylene welding kit I can borrow......... I don't think the pot rivet gun is good enough for making a stong barrier.

Watch you don't scorch your arse it doesn't look very well protected

I wasn't planning on lighting farts with a welding torch.

That is probably wise. Can't imagine how they would evacuate Leicester "

Simple... they announce you are coming.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Does anyone have an oxy acetylene welding kit I can borrow......... I don't think the pot rivet gun is good enough for making a stong barrier.

Watch you don't scorch your arse it doesn't look very well protected

I wasn't planning on lighting farts with a welding torch.

That is probably wise. Can't imagine how they would evacuate Leicester

Simple... they announce you are coming."

And a ner ner ner to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have an oxy acetylene welding kit I can borrow......... I don't think the pot rivet gun is good enough for making a stong barrier.

Watch you don't scorch your arse it doesn't look very well protected

I wasn't planning on lighting farts with a welding torch.

That is probably wise. Can't imagine how they would evacuate Leicester

Simple... they announce you are coming."

Hahahahaha

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

Simple... they announce you are coming.

Hahahahaha "

Oi don't you start as well I may need to call for back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Simple... they announce you are coming.

Hahahahaha

Oi don't you start as well I may need to call for back up"

Sorry Ryan but i couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've probably been past me already then. *wave*

Yep at 3pm, 3.30, 4.00 well basically every half hour today

Fookin steering lock is jammed on lol"

Well next time chuck a donut my way! I right fancied one this aft.

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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bristol

and today i will be visiting .............drum roll !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think its about 7 quid in a car and 10 in a van ... awwww cant believe them frogs bought our bridge !!

They should charge to get out not in lol"

Pah! What tosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have an oxy acetylene welding kit I can borrow......... I don't think the pot rivet gun is good enough for making a stong barrier.

Watch you don't scorch your arse it doesn't look very well protected

I wasn't planning on lighting farts with a welding torch.

That is probably wise. Can't imagine how they would evacuate Leicester

"

Why would you evacuate Leicester !!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"and today i will be visiting .............drum roll !! "

Daves sister in Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and today i will be visiting .............drum roll !!

Daves sister in Wales "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need directions???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you need directions??? "

Straight up the road for about a mile, passed the clucking chicken turn left, round the hair pin bends, turn right! You have reached your destination

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Do you need directions??? "

It's ok I stopped and asked Lamb Chop

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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"and today i will be visiting .............drum roll !!

Daves sister in Wales "

Fill ya boots fella !

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Has your biro been leaking in your pocket?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You swapped Colin for a suit?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Has your biro been leaking in your pocket?"

Biro ! How very common

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"You swapped Colin for a suit?"

Only the jacket. The trousers are on a win bonus

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Has your biro been leaking in your pocket?

Biro ! How very common"

My bad....... I can see now that it is squid ink.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Has your biro been leaking in your pocket?

Biro ! How very common

My bad....... I can see now that it is squid ink."

Watch it. It stains

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Has your biro been leaking in your pocket?

Biro ! How very common

My bad....... I can see now that it is squid ink.

Watch it. It stains"

So I have heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell Ryan's got clothes on!!

*faints*

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Bloody hell Ryan's got clothes on!!

*faints* "

That's his wedding suit, he's agreed to marry me on another thread, we're just discussing our couples profile name....BlondeRyan, Caz_Fun, CazRyanDickNColin...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bloody hell Ryan's got clothes on!!

*faints*

That's his wedding suit, he's agreed to marry me on another thread, we're just discussing our couples profile name....BlondeRyan, Caz_Fun, CazRyanDickNColin... "

CRazy_n_fun?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Bloody hell Ryan's got clothes on!!

*faints*

That's his wedding suit, he's agreed to marry me on another thread, we're just discussing our couples profile name....BlondeRyan, Caz_Fun, CazRyanDickNColin...

CRazy_n_fun?"

I like that one Lickety...think we'll go with that (don't have to check with him, he'll agree with me if he knows what's good for him)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bloody hell Ryan's got clothes on!!

*faints*

That's his wedding suit, he's agreed to marry me on another thread, we're just discussing our couples profile name....BlondeRyan, Caz_Fun, CazRyanDickNColin...

CRazy_n_fun?

I like that one Lickety...think we'll go with that (don't have to check with him, he'll agree with me if he knows what's good for him) "

Will you both be going on tour or should I book in to see you when I'm near Arse End in November?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Are you cheating on me Ryan????

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Bloody hell Ryan's got clothes on!!

*faints*

That's his wedding suit, he's agreed to marry me on another thread, we're just discussing our couples profile name....BlondeRyan, Caz_Fun, CazRyanDickNColin...

CRazy_n_fun?

I like that one Lickety...think we'll go with that (don't have to check with him, he'll agree with me if he knows what's good for him)

Will you both be going on tour or should I book in to see you when I'm near Arse End in November? "

The tour is his Stag Do, so I'll stay at home and shag as many folk as I can fit in as my Hen do...he'll be living in Arse End by November so we'll both look forward to seeing you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CazRyanNColin2? Like Rita Sue n Bob too?

Congrats on the wedding. Dave missed his chance.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"CazRyanNColin2? Like Rita Sue n Bob too?

Congrats on the wedding. Dave missed his chance. "

All together now..."We're having a gang-bang...." Dave can pop in if he fancies, so long as he don't get jealous

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"CazRyanNColin2? Like Rita Sue n Bob too?

Congrats on the wedding. Dave missed his chance.

All together now..."We're having a gang-bang...." Dave can pop in if he fancies, so long as he don't get jealous "

You need someone to take the wedding photos.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"CazRyanNColin2? Like Rita Sue n Bob too?

Congrats on the wedding. Dave missed his chance.

All together now..."We're having a gang-bang...." Dave can pop in if he fancies, so long as he don't get jealous

You need someone to take the wedding photos."

Oooh, and the DVD

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Wtf is going on here

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Wtf is going on here "

You're marrying BlondeCaz (watch out for Daz moments, though). You're cheating on Foxy Minx. Dave is your best man and wedding photographer. Your married profile name is to be CRazy_n_fun. I'm visiting in November, possibly in costume.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"You're cheating on Foxy Minx. "

Oh bugger ! I like that bum

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

N whats wrong with my bum????? Oooh, our first argument as a newly engaged couple

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Shame colin isnt up here. Would have shown him the sights

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"CazRyanNColin2? Like Rita Sue n Bob too?

Congrats on the wedding. Dave missed his chance. "

oi leave my Colin out of this. He moved to Scotland to get away from this debauched behaviour!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Shame colin isnt up here. Would have shown him the sights "

Colin has flown the nest. He is living an alternative lifestyle with Fmuma now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg you lot so should be script writers for Eastenders lmao

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By *andyguy59Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"omg you lot so should be script writers for Eastenders lmao "

This thread is far too good for an Eastenders script.... maybe use it for a new series of Soap....or Brass.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


""omg you lot so should be script writers for Eastenders lmao "

This thread is far too good for an Eastenders script.... maybe use it for a new series of Soap....or Brass....."

Or, Piiiiigs in Spaaaace

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


""omg you lot so should be script writers for Eastenders lmao "

This thread is far too good for an Eastenders script.... maybe use it for a new series of Soap....or Brass.....

Or, Piiiiigs in Spaaaace "

Who you calling a pig

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


""omg you lot so should be script writers for Eastenders lmao "

This thread is far too good for an Eastenders script.... maybe use it for a new series of Soap....or Brass.....

Or, Piiiiigs in Spaaaace

Who you calling a pig "

I like pigs. Especially those teensy weensy ones that wear the little red booties.

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