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So what, if anything, do you want for Christmas this year?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me? Obviously world peace, an end to all wars, and the eradication of poverty and inequity.

Failing that, a Mr Frosty, Evel Knievel Stunt bike and a Terry’s chocolate orange please.

How about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a cook book on pre-order that I am hoping to receive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A weekend away in a secluded cosy cottage somewhere. Not much eh?

Failing that a concert ticket and a good company to go with me.

Being able to see as many friends as possible over Christmas period. And feeling blessed.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

for somebody else to cook the dinner

probably isn't going to happen though.

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

My wife has asked me to make a list and I can’t think of a single thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My wife has asked me to make a list and I can’t think of a single thing."

I know it’s hard isn’t it? I’m the same. And I’d rather they didn’t buy just for the sake of buying. But at the same time I don’t want to seem ungrateful either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peace and quiet please.

I've bought my husband a running vest (for his phone) and some lights to attach to it. Also a massage gun and running socks. - do you think he'll get the hint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone is feeling flush, I’d love a week in Italy, in the mountains, unplugged from reality.

Pleaee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peace and quiet please.

I've bought my husband a running vest (for his phone) and some lights to attach to it. Also a massage gun and running socks. - do you think he'll get the hint?"

Those massage guns are brutal

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"My wife has asked me to make a list and I can’t think of a single thing.

I know it’s hard isn’t it? I’m the same. And I’d rather they didn’t buy just for the sake of buying. But at the same time I don’t want to seem ungrateful either! "

Yep, and it seems to get more difficult each year.

I’m not a gadget freak so random electronic or mechanical tat doesn’t do anything for me. I don’t drink much and I don’t like spirits at all (unless mixed).

Gift cards for clothes it is then, I think!

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

A bottle of port and some stilton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Louboutin So Kates in black, Honey Birdette lingerie in Black, Mac Ruby Woo lipstick, and a hot man to be with while I wear all the above

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

A stay in a lovely historic hotel would do me. Even better if it has a nice big bath to lounge in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot man who I could give a Xmas wish list to!

Failing that.. Jo Malone perfume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A promotion for me and motivation to work out more for the Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully hubby has bought me some P!nk stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want a christmassy bouquet! Weird, but I've always wanted one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's looking to get some makeup for our little girl but she's a messy cow, obviously nothing too over the top as she is only a nipper but she loves all that stuff

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Err, pizza oven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't buy each other Xmas gifts, instead we buy each other treats throughout the year and celebrate our birthdays a little more. This reduces pressure and panic buying.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hopefully hubby has bought me some P!nk stuff "

I’ve slept next to P!nk, with her in her PJs, no make up. True.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We don't buy each other Xmas gifts, instead we buy each other treats throughout the year and celebrate our birthdays a little more. This reduces pressure and panic buying.

NBVN x"

that’s an excellent plan. Makes a lot of good sense

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Nothing we do secret Santa with a price limit with the family as a gesture and a bit of fun. None of us need anything so we don’t waste our money. Christmas is for the kids. They get the gifts. We get each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for somebody else to cook the dinner

probably isn't going to happen though."

If my family aint doing anything over Christmas ill happily cook for you. Its getting boring cooking for myself

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I've asked for a cookbook but it's mainly because I've heard how wonderfully evocative it is.

Instead of gifts we tend to do experiences - so a spa night away in a nice hotel, theatre tickets to a show etc. It's more about the quality time together, if I do want something during the year I'll tend to buy it.

Oh actually if he reads this he might get the hint. *Hint* I'd love tickets to see McAvoy in Cyrano De Bergerac. *Hint hinty hint*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing we do secret Santa with a price limit with the family as a gesture and a bit of fun. None of us need anything so we don’t waste our money. Christmas is for the kids. They get the gifts. We get each other "

I’ve always said Christmas is for the kids, New Year for the adults

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Peace for all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've asked for a cookbook but it's mainly because I've heard how wonderfully evocative it is.

Instead of gifts we tend to do experiences - so a spa night away in a nice hotel, theatre tickets to a show etc. It's more about the quality time together, if I do want something during the year I'll tend to buy it.

Oh actually if he reads this he might get the hint. *Hint* I'd love tickets to see McAvoy in Cyrano De Bergerac. *Hint hinty hint*

"

Best seats in the house mind. And interval cocktails! Let’s hope he sees this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hello when it matters something tells me i wont tho but a guy can wish nowt better to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Louboutin So Kates in black, Honey Birdette lingerie in Black, Mac Ruby Woo lipstick, and a hot man to be with while I wear all the above "

This, but I’ll have some pleaser heels too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man that would like to buy me a Xmas pressie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to get a tall, dark, handsome man to take me away to a deserted island and never come back. I can but dream x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would love to get a tall, dark, handsome man to take me away to a deserted island and never come back. I can but dream x"

Does one and a half out of three work for you?

Relatively tall, was dark (haired) although more salt than pepper creeping in these days. The handsome bit we’ll skip over. Pop into my sleigh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I want is food, nice cosy PJs and some time to chill.

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

Michelle Keegan dressed as a Santa helper and felling naughty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love to get a tall, dark, handsome man to take me away to a deserted island and never come back. I can but dream x

Does one and a half out of three work for you?

Relatively tall, was dark (haired) although more salt than pepper creeping in these days. The handsome bit we’ll skip over. Pop into my sleigh! "

Woo hoo, I'm in for a sleigh good time x

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By *weetandHungMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Me? Obviously world peace, an end to all wars, and the eradication of poverty and inequity.

Failing that, a Mr Frosty, Evel Knievel Stunt bike and a Terry’s chocolate orange please.

How about you?

"

For the world to be a much brighter happier place, no more wars, gun crimes knife crimes.

And for covid to just disappear,

A nice lady to come and sit on Santa’s lap ho ho ho

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford


"Me? Obviously world peace, an end to all wars, and the eradication of poverty and inequity.

Failing that, a Mr Frosty, Evel Knievel Stunt bike and a Terry’s chocolate orange please.

How about you?

"

Not too much...

A Ford Capri MKI 2ltr GT circa 1972.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me? Obviously world peace, an end to all wars, and the eradication of poverty and inequity.

Failing that, a Mr Frosty, Evel Knievel Stunt bike and a Terry’s chocolate orange please.

How about you?

For the world to be a much brighter happier place, no more wars, gun crimes knife crimes.

And for covid to just disappear,

A nice lady to come and sit on Santa’s lap ho ho ho"

Amen my friend to all of that. If only!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully hubby has bought me some P!nk stuff

I’ve slept next to P!nk, with her in her PJs, no make up. True. "

you git lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hopefully hubby has bought me some P!nk stuff

I’ve slept next to P!nk, with her in her PJs, no make up. True.

you git lol"

Sorree

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Ooh I dunno.. I'm not fuss as long as its not socks. I get plenty of that each year

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Ooh I dunno.. I'm not fuss as long as its not socks. I get plenty of that each year "

So socks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Not too bothered about Xmas but am really looking forward to new years day so I can say F**k you 2021, officially my worst year ever !

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

A special friend from fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a big jar of marmite

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Week and a half off will do. I desperately need a break!

K

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I’d like a big jar of marmite "

Filth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 million deposited in my bank account. I may accept credit cards payment

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"20 million deposited in my bank account. I may accept credit cards payment "

I only have £19 million so you will to keep searching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like a big jar of marmite

Filth. "

How very dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old life back would be nice too

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"My old life back would be nice too"

Yep me too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the year I've had, a few days off work relaxing is the best present I can get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My old life back would be nice too"

Is Zippy included in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same thing I've wanted every year for the last 3 but don't ever get. Him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id quite like the news that im finally in remission and beat the Devil. Until then, I'll cross my fingers and just pray Santa brings me the news i want to hear x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id quite like the news that im finally in remission and beat the Devil. Until then, I'll cross my fingers and just pray Santa brings me the news i want to hear x"

Ah bless you. Sending as many positive thoughts as I can, and I hope you get your Christmas wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My old life back would be nice too

Is Zippy included in that "
no hes a gobshite

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Id quite like the news that im finally in remission and beat the Devil. Until then, I'll cross my fingers and just pray Santa brings me the news i want to hear x"

I hope Santa delivers for you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id quite like the news that im finally in remission and beat the Devil. Until then, I'll cross my fingers and just pray Santa brings me the news i want to hear x

Ah bless you. Sending as many positive thoughts as I can, and I hope you get your Christmas wish "

Thank you xx

Failing that. .. can i have a white toblerone, please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id quite like the news that im finally in remission and beat the Devil. Until then, I'll cross my fingers and just pray Santa brings me the news i want to hear x

I hope Santa delivers for you xx"

Thank you xx

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

summer ?

x

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Fine food Fine Company and maybe a white Christmas....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. I get to spend Christmas with my mum this year, that's all I want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes! And a smart winter coat. Shit I sound old!

Erm a season pass for Alton Towers for me and my daughter, but I cant afford it.

So shoes it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new boss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The full day off would be a nice change.

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

Spotted a new kitchen gadget that you can poach an egg boil an egg and it even makes omelettes that’s all I want for Xmas

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

World peace

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ve got a list. You did receive it didn’t you?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got a list. You did receive it didn’t you?!"

Received it. Wanked over it! Your dirty minx!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20 million deposited in my bank account. I may accept credit cards payment

I only have £19 million so you will to keep searching "

Meanie!! I could give a discount?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's pretend I have a rich boyfriend. I'd love a 50mm Fuji lens please sweetie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want my man (Jack Grealish) to stop fucking about and cheating on me with all these women… jeez!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ve got a list. You did receive it didn’t you?!

Received it. Wanked over it! Your dirty minx!!! "

Grrrrr that gave me a Fanny flutter. Naughty Banta

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A new boss!"

unless you’ve had a really bad boss people won’t understand where you’re coming from. I have and I do! I hope you get your wish my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id quite like the news that im finally in remission and beat the Devil. Until then, I'll cross my fingers and just pray Santa brings me the news i want to hear x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a telescope.

Purely for astronomical purposes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got a list. You did receive it didn’t you?!

Received it. Wanked over it! Your dirty minx!!! "

My word. For 94 you have quite the sex drive!!

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

If it could pass on by quickly that would be great ! I know bah humbug and all that, but under different circumstances I’d be more excited haha! Mind you a terrys chocolate orange is always welcomed Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm coming to ammend my answer after today. Massive teapot!

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By *haggydogMan
over a year ago

Brooklands/London

An out right ban on over packaged Christmas stuff.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

A day off work but that's not going to happen

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I've got a Mr Frosty and a Mr Fred

No arguments between the children!

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By *mithrowe247Man
over a year ago

cannock

A nice bbw in my inbox

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Nice close family christmas dinner.

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By *ucky24Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

To paraphrase the Rolling Stones song "May we all get what we need rather than what we want"

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Bag of ashes for me. I'm on the naughty list so that's what I'm getting, but if that's what I've asked for then it's all good and I've successfully gamed the system.

Suck it, Santa.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole


"My wife has asked me to make a list and I can’t think of a single thing.

I know it’s hard isn’t it? I’m the same. And I’d rather they didn’t buy just for the sake of buying. But at the same time I don’t want to seem ungrateful either! "

I give exact lists! I'd rather have something I want or need. Than tat, that clutters the place. - fem.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I don't need or particularly want anything...but frivolous things that would just be nice to have are a Mason Pearson hairbrush, new GHD's, and one of those clit sucking toys

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Nothing I want. Even doing shopping for others I spotted nothing I could say to them stop the constant question. So they’ve been told to buy nothing, so much easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've asked for anklets. One for my birthday and one for Christmas

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Gift wise I'd like some comfy slippers, a book, nice chocolates and something alcohol I can sip while I'm in the bath reading my book.

Non-gift related I'd like a nice Christmas day with my family. It's going to be a hectic one this year with all the babies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like a TURBO MAN! Please

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Id like a TURBO MAN! Please "

Wait there, I'll be back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like a TURBO MAN! Please "

This sounds good, guessing it wouldnt be what I hoped for though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For covid to morph into a person so i can kick the shit out of it and save the world

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"For covid to morph into a person so i can kick the shit out of it and save the world "

Not gonna happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like a TURBO MAN! Please "

AHHH, What a reference!!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For covid to morph into a person so i can kick the shit out of it and save the world

Not gonna happen "
need a genie not a santa

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