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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any statement sounds creepy followed by a little pause and the word "ladies"

I've got lots of gin and chocolate in my fridge... ladies!

Any other funny examples you can think of?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Would you like to come up and see my etchings...laydeez.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Gentlemen.... Ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a big surprise for...

ladies

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Fancy a taste of my king prawn ring...ladies?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Fancy a taste of my king prawn ring...ladies?

Agreed, sounds 'fishy'

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Have you been for a look round the cellar…..ladies.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Just the word "ladies" said with a certain intonation by someone in a cheap, ill fitting suit with a greasy comb over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to have a bath...ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just the word "ladies" said with a certain intonation by someone in a cheap, ill fitting suit with a greasy comb over

Oh no, no, no. Now I have that in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just the word "ladies" said with a certain intonation by someone in a cheap, ill fitting suit with a greasy comb over

Good job I never went for the comb over and just shaved it all off

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By *unesMan
over a year ago

scarborough

Ding dong.....ladies

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Any statement sounds creepy followed by a little pause and the word "ladies"

I've got lots of gin and chocolate in my fridge... ladies!

Any other funny examples you can think of?"

Erm... I don't think there's anything wrong with that sentence... I'd already be hooked in by the gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I swim again the tide and say how great it feels when they open the doors at Gucci

And you and your bestie are greeted by the tall guy with a smile and a “Ladies….”

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By *traight_no_iceMan
over a year ago

Stoke

Does this apply? From the song

You're once, twice

Three times a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 2019, home secretary Priti Patel scrapped Home Office targets to process most asylum claims within six months, saying it would prioritise claims from children and the most vulnerable instead. However, the inspector found no evidence of any case being prioritised....Ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any statement sounds creepy followed by a little pause and the word "ladies"

I've got lots of gin and chocolate in my fridge... ladies!

Any other funny examples you can think of?

Erm... I don't think there's anything wrong with that sentence... I'd already be hooked in by the gin

I stopped paying attention after the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think we should go for those carpet tiles, or do you think we should.... Ladies...?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’ve got a brand new combine harvester .... ladies!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Would you like to check out the back of my van... ladies?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh it's getting hot in here, isn't it... ladies

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Any statement sounds creepy followed by a little pause and the word "ladies"

I've got lots of gin and chocolate in my fridge... ladies!

Any other funny examples you can think of?

Erm... I don't think there's anything wrong with that sentence... I'd already be hooked in by the gin

I stopped paying attention after the chocolate

If you distract him I'll grab the gin and chocolate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any statement sounds creepy followed by a little pause and the word "ladies"

I've got lots of gin and chocolate in my fridge... ladies!

Any other funny examples you can think of?

Erm... I don't think there's anything wrong with that sentence... I'd already be hooked in by the gin

I stopped paying attention after the chocolate

If you distract him I'll grab the gin and chocolate!

Deal!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

How's about that for teamwork.... ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's about that for teamwork.... ladies!

Not creepy at all...ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Presents in my drawers...ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Presents in my drawers...ladies

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