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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We haven’t had one for a while. So you know the drill. Pick a mate. Tell them someone you like or something nice about someone and then they’ll post it anonymously… I’ll be postie but the more the merrier.

Say I’m in and voila. Spread some love this cold blustery day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will volunteer to be a cyber postie for your anonymous declarations of carnal desire.

Oh, I’m in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Postman Neil is IN.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oooft. Just waiting for a few more before my box gets filled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I'm in. I'll send some mail later but I can't be postie today.. Work beckons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh I'm in. I'll send some mail later but I can't be postie today.. Work beckons. "

Ooh hello you. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mate says AppleTree can she have a bite? Oooh cheeky!

Ok it wasn’t my mate it was me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *rummy2020Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Im in

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

In

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By *rummy2020Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

My mate says Id love Unicorn’s curls tickling my face as she rides me

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By *rummy2020Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

My mate also says I’m a divvy

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

These are fun so of course i’m in

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

In

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Seems like it needs a few more bodies !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be in? (asking for a mate, of course )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In to spread some lurve or filth.. either or

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a hard year, but as an optimist and a fool in equal measures, I decided to get a scratch card for the lottery while I was waiting to pay for my breakfast of Caviar and Frosties. Upon completing my repast, I spotted the lottery ticket which I had almost forgotten about. I scratch off the first line with anticipation. Then the 2nd - I had £1000 twice, another and I'd be rich enough to get a free months rent! With trembling fingers I scratched off that last line, only to reveal the fateful words:

"Please tell unicorn sparkles to get on that train and let me entertain her for a couple of days"

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By *rummy2020Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

My mate thinks Hotwife’s dark red lips look very very kissable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was watching some TV, it was just background noise really while I ironed my socks. I'd never seen Anchorman before, so it took a while before I realised something was wrong. Was he...was he talking directly to me? Through the TV? Yes he was, it was as if the whole scene had paused, and he was breaking the 4th wall trying to get my attention! I put down my iron, and heard Ron Burgundy say, directly to me "Would you please let Appletree know that she has an absolutely breathtaking hiney. I mean that thing is good. I want to be friends with it." I reached for the remote to rewind the scene so I could record it, but tripped and hit my head on a bench. I awoke several hours later, wondering if it was all a dream...

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’m in. Can postie for a bit too. Filters are off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was earning a 2nd income putting the jokes into Christmas Crackers, and let me tell you, I thought I had read them all. I mean, I know they are supposed to be bad on purpose, but after reading them and checking for spelling mistakes (and inserting them if there weren't any...) for the 1000th time you soon start to doubt your own mind. So it was with some confusion that I read what looked like a fresh one this morning. There wasn't even a punchline, it just said "The vonmatterhorns are on my hotlist and I'm a fan." Not knowing what to do, I pocketed it, with a view to sticking it in a fortune cookie when my other shift starts later tonight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate thinks Hotwife’s dark red lips look very very kissable "

And you haven't seen my other kissable lips yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's been a hard year, but as an optimist and a fool in equal measures, I decided to get a scratch card for the lottery while I was waiting to pay for my breakfast of Caviar and Frosties. Upon completing my repast, I spotted the lottery ticket which I had almost forgotten about. I scratch off the first line with anticipation. Then the 2nd - I had £1000 twice, another and I'd be rich enough to get a free months rent! With trembling fingers I scratched off that last line, only to reveal the fateful words:

"Please tell unicorn sparkles to get on that train and let me entertain her for a couple of days""

Ooooh yes please need a holiday hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My gorgeous sexy mate says

Message for the Vonhorns please..

Absolutely stunning couple, what's a girl gotta do to be the third wheel?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"My gorgeous sexy mate says

Message for the Vonhorns please..

Absolutely stunning couple, what's a girl gotta do to be the third wheel?

"

Slide in to our box and ask nicely Oh and K likes to perv on boobs too... just saying

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My gorgeous sexy mate says

Message for the Vonhorns please..

Absolutely stunning couple, what's a girl gotta do to be the third wheel?

Slide in to our box and ask nicely Oh and K likes to perv on boobs too... just saying

LvM"

Damn being too far away would love to be Ks play thing. But this message genuinely wasn’t from me. Promise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was watching some TV, it was just background noise really while I ironed my socks. I'd never seen Anchorman before, so it took a while before I realised something was wrong. Was he...was he talking directly to me? Through the TV? Yes he was, it was as if the whole scene had paused, and he was breaking the 4th wall trying to get my attention! I put down my iron, and heard Ron Burgundy say, directly to me "Would you please let Appletree know that she has an absolutely breathtaking hiney. I mean that thing is good. I want to be friends with it." I reached for the remote to rewind the scene so I could record it, but tripped and hit my head on a bench. I awoke several hours later, wondering if it was all a dream..."

It must be a slow day for you Dangermouse! Who is this delight that supposedly isn't friends with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My box is empty people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was watching some TV, it was just background noise really while I ironed my socks. I'd never seen Anchorman before, so it took a while before I realised something was wrong. Was he...was he talking directly to me? Through the TV? Yes he was, it was as if the whole scene had paused, and he was breaking the 4th wall trying to get my attention! I put down my iron, and heard Ron Burgundy say, directly to me "Would you please let Appletree know that she has an absolutely breathtaking hiney. I mean that thing is good. I want to be friends with it." I reached for the remote to rewind the scene so I could record it, but tripped and hit my head on a bench. I awoke several hours later, wondering if it was all a dream...

It must be a slow day for you Dangermouse! Who is this delight that supposedly isn't friends with it?"

A postie never tells.

He might steal birthday cards that have obviously got £20 in them but he never tells about that either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was watching some TV, it was just background noise really while I ironed my socks. I'd never seen Anchorman before, so it took a while before I realised something was wrong. Was he...was he talking directly to me? Through the TV? Yes he was, it was as if the whole scene had paused, and he was breaking the 4th wall trying to get my attention! I put down my iron, and heard Ron Burgundy say, directly to me "Would you please let Appletree know that she has an absolutely breathtaking hiney. I mean that thing is good. I want to be friends with it." I reached for the remote to rewind the scene so I could record it, but tripped and hit my head on a bench. I awoke several hours later, wondering if it was all a dream...

It must be a slow day for you Dangermouse! Who is this delight that supposedly isn't friends with it?

A postie never tells.

He might steal birthday cards that have obviously got £20 in them but he never tells about that either"

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hello everybody peeps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon, I’m in if anyone has a burning desire to send me message. A girl can live in hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to join in op. I can be someone’s mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and please can someone make one up and send it to dangermouse for his magic? I need cheering up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy mate says

“Could you tell apple tree that I’ll shake her apples if she’d fiddle my stick”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My handsome friend has this to say...

"Could you please tell the Von Matterhorns that 2 add 1 makes for all sorts of interesting combinations."

Saucy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry this postie was slacking. I’m gonna catch up now xx

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm in, if anyone has a message they want me to post

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Message from a lovely lady

For Fiddles. Enjoying your underwear photo this week, yum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A Christmas veggie friend of mine has slid in my

Box to tell wandawoman

Your pictures are fantastic and you always come over well when I see your posts. Great to see you on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy mate says

“Could you tell apple tree that I’ll shake her apples if she’d fiddle my stick” "

what a corker. Fiddlesticks, I'm coming for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A lovely mate has asked me …

Would you be so kind to pass on to the delightfully sexy looking Hotwife, that red is definitely her colour, and could I seduce her with the offer of a candle lit donner kebab and babycham supper?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My sexy mate says

“Could you tell apple tree that I’ll shake her apples if she’d fiddle my stick”

what a corker. Fiddlesticks, I'm coming for you. "

Can we share him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Christmas veggie friend of mine has slid in my

Box to tell wandawoman

Your pictures are fantastic and you always come over well when I see your posts. Great to see you on the forums"

thank you

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My sexy mate says

“Could you tell apple tree that I’ll shake her apples if she’d fiddle my stick”

what a corker. Fiddlesticks, I'm coming for you. "

Who said it was me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy mate says

“Could you tell apple tree that I’ll shake her apples if she’d fiddle my stick”

what a corker. Fiddlesticks, I'm coming for you.

Can we share him? "

I'd share my last sip of water with you Unicorn I'd probably result in some very passionate kissing but that's what I'm here for

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By *illMason42Man
over a year ago

Taunton

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A lovely charming chap has asked me kindly…

Would you tell presentin her drawers that I’d like to have a rummage through her drawers.

X

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm in. And happy to be postie too, no filters here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My sexy mate says

“Could you tell apple tree that I’ll shake her apples if she’d fiddle my stick”

what a corker. Fiddlesticks, I'm coming for you.

Can we share him?

I'd share my last sip of water with you Unicorn I'd probably result in some very passionate kissing but that's what I'm here for "

Oh hell yes I’m here for that. I’d give you my last rolo. Passionate kisses are my weakness. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This postie says to those who are in but haven’t received a message you’re all lovely and special and I’m glad you are here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep an eye on this eye candy..

Can you tell unicorn that she looks like a very nice sharing platter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lovely charming chap has asked me kindly…

Would you tell presentin her drawers that I’d like to have a rummage through her drawers.

X"

Oo- err!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I might play for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very sexy mate says….

Hovis that his photos turn me red-cheeked?

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"This postie says to those who are in but haven’t received a message you’re all lovely and special and I’m glad you are here. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely lady has this message for Fiddlesticks:

'I’d love him to fiddle with me'

You are a lucky chap!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"A lovely lady has this message for Fiddlesticks:

'I’d love him to fiddle with me'

You are a lucky chap!"

Bloody hell

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Fiddlesticks, my mate wants to tell you your pics make her tingle downstairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This chappy is on it this afternoon

Will you tell Rickshawed that she’s turned me into a train spotter.

Thank you.

I still fancy you, obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody just passes this on to me.

Could you ask the delectable WandaWoman if I could be her Vision?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also a message popped into my box from a pal who needs to tell Sparkles….” I have my speedos on and would love to dive into her cleavage.”

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A delightful message for WandaWoman has just landed in my box

This rugged individual would like her to know that

"normally I don't like to look down on people but I'll make an exception for her profile pic"

He's a charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somebody just passes this on to me.

Could you ask the delectable WandaWoman if I could be her Vision?

"

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A delightful message for WandaWoman has just landed in my box

This rugged individual would like her to know that

"normally I don't like to look down on people but I'll make an exception for her profile pic"

He's a charmer "

Oh my! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Keep an eye on this eye candy..

Can you tell unicorn that she looks like a very nice sharing platter. "

Ooooft I love sharing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also a message popped into my box from a pal who needs to tell Sparkles….” I have my speedos on and would love to dive into her cleavage.” "

Ooooohhh

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A lovely mate has told me

Please tell _iddlesticks

He can fiddle with me anytime

Oooh errr x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A message in my box. Let’s hope she sees it.

Please could you tell Bellaseas to post in this thread so I can get my mate to tell her I fancy her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A message in my box for the lovely woody b. From a gorgeous woman

“Please tell

Woody B he’s hot“. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a while x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So go on then fess up. Who wanted to share me and with whom?

Hehehe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message in my box for the lovely woody b. From a gorgeous woman

“Please tell

Woody B he’s hot“. X"

It’s this time of the afternoon, I’ve got the heating on.

*thank you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t get many messages, but I got this one from a pen pal…

Please can you tell tinder girl that I have a huge girl crush on her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got caught in the drizzle.. warm me up please with a warm message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lovely mate has asked me …

Would you be so kind to pass on to the delightfully sexy looking Hotwife, that red is definitely her colour, and could I seduce her with the offer of a candle lit donner kebab and babycham supper?"

If you make it a chinese instead you got a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to post for others !

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"A lovely mate has told me

Please tell _iddlesticks

He can fiddle with me anytime

Oooh errr x x"

I’m available for fiddle duties, your mate should drop me a wink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These hot hot hot gentlman wants to give a message to _uriousscouser..

Will you tell _uriousscouser that she makes my eyes googly in a good way.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I don’t get many messages, but I got this one from a pen pal…

Please can you tell tinder girl that I have a huge girl crush on her!

"

thank you, feel free to message me I don't bite

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’m out now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m out now"

Thank

You for playing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"These hot hot hot gentlman wants to give a message to _uriousscouser..

Will you tell _uriousscouser that she makes my eyes googly in a good way."

You want to see me doing jumping jacks with them!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

[Removed by poster at 26/11/21 14:53:15]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 26/11/21 14:53:15]"

???

Not playing anymore

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"[Removed by poster at 26/11/21 14:53:15]

???

Not playing anymore "

Whoops deleted by mistake - yeah I’m in! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play pleeeeease? I like being postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs mates i only have folks i know folks i dont but in the end im in with the dustbins

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

My handsome mate has a message for festive desire - your boobs bring a smile to my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hot mate asked

Will you tell dancer I’d like her to sit down and dance on my face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a gorgeous boobilicious lady

A message for _eardedman7, the man with the tight buns. What a gorgeous view!

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"From a gorgeous boobilicious lady

A message for _eardedman7, the man with the tight buns. What a gorgeous view!"

Too kind x

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By *rangesmartieWoman
over a year ago

Devon

If this is still going, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in .... I'll just sit over here. I wont get in anyone's way, I promise x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My handsome mate has a message for festive desire - your boobs bring a smile to my face. "

I've only just seen this. Thank you stranger

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