FabSwingers.com forum: so how has everyones day been?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've nothing exciting to report so thought I'd live the high live through you guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm fun even better later

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

A boat trip to q beyootiful island, thermal pools a salt and a full body massage from a cute Italian man.

Just curious here, why is it you pay good money for an exclusive spa experience and they.give you one size fits all paper knickers and cardboard flip flops?

Perhaps they saw me coming and save the good stuff for the locals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not very exciting seviced a couple of boilers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to go to a spa .on my todo list

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

1 step forward 3 steps back and a moaning minnie to pacify hmmm

Scarlett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stressful but the matter is dealt with now and I can have a relaxing day tomorrow.

Plus an evening collapsed in an untidy heap in a corner, swigging from a bottle of wine.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Not very exciting seviced a couple of boilers"

That's not a very polite way to refer to Ryan n Cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Another day high as a kite on my new drugs, sleeping lots and gazing wistfully outta the window at my new car that I've been unable to drive...oh and watching it piss it down just for a change - great weather for ducks, quack, quack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not very exciting seviced a couple of boilers

That's not a very polite way to refer to Ryan n Cute

I thought he said broiler and was talking about Colin and his mates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another day high as a kite on my new drugs, sleeping lots and gazing wistfully outta the window at my new car that I've been unable to drive...oh and watching it piss it down just for a change - great weather for ducks, quack, quack

May I have some of your new drugs please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely shite! Non stop hassle all day! Hoping for better tomorrow

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

No probs Kinky, I'm sick of channelling Amy Winehouse, bottle of morphine in the post to you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring dull and more boring, painting all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fitted a laminate floor for a very sexy lady in St. Albans then went to edgeware to measure a job for yet another sexy lady ... Wish they were swingers !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not very exciting seviced a couple of boilers"

Did you scratch any itches?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Fitted a laminate floor for a very sexy lady in St. Albans then went to edgeware to measure a job for yet another sexy lady ... Wish they were swingers !

i'm not sexy but i do have 3 rooms of laminate i need laying....compromise???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fitted a laminate floor for a very sexy lady in St. Albans then went to edgeware to measure a job for yet another sexy lady ... Wish they were swingers !

i'm not sexy but i do have 3 rooms of laminate i need laying....compromise???

I'm sure we can work something out

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I took Colin shopping for a new dress, shoes and make up and he got his hair done too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not very exciting seviced a couple of boilers

Did you scratch any itches?"

Might of lol did you scratch any more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not very exciting seviced a couple of boilers

Did you scratch any itches?

Might of lol did you scratch any more?

No if I scratch anymore I'm gonna cause myself some damage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not very exciting seviced a couple of boilers

That's not a very polite way to refer to Ryan n Cute

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Ryan! He'd have the condemned sticker slapped on him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not very exciting seviced a couple of boilers

Did you scratch any itches?

Might of lol did you scratch any more?

No if I scratch anymore I'm gonna cause myself some damage!"

Who said that ??? Come closer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I took Colin shopping for a new dress, shoes and make up and he got his hair done too

I know. He sent me pics. Kinky bird x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took a load of shower gel over my face and in my mouth in a local asda..

I went to go smell a men's shower gel squeeze the bottle a little bit and it splurged over me.

Shower gel does not like me.. FACT lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a fantastic day

my Ann summers order came today and I now have 7 new play outfits

I wasn't planning on keeping so much but I looked so damn sexy in them I couldn't send them back

My excuse is I have been unwell for past year and I am finally recovered and feeling sexy so need some nice sexy clothes to go with my new sexy self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took a load of shower gel over my face and in my mouth in a local asda..

I went to go smell a men's shower gel squeeze the bottle a little bit and it splurged over me.

Shower gel does not like me.. FACT lol

Lol

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

I had a lovely day curled in bed. Shame I had to get out for work tonight. Hey ho life goes on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not very exciting seviced a couple of boilers

Did you scratch any itches?

Might of lol did you scratch any more?

No if I scratch anymore I'm gonna cause myself some damage!

Who said that ??? Come closer!

Ok only if you gimme a scratch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had a fantastic day

my Ann summers order came today and I now have 7 new play outfits

I wasn't planning on keeping so much but I looked so damn sexy in them I couldn't send them back

My excuse is I have been unwell for past year and I am finally recovered and feeling sexy so need some nice sexy clothes to go with my new sexy self

Aw good for you hun x glad you're better x x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I've had a fantastic day

my Ann summers order came today and I now have 7 new play outfits

I wasn't planning on keeping so much but I looked so damn sexy in them I couldn't send them back

My excuse is I have been unwell for past year and I am finally recovered and feeling sexy so need some nice sexy clothes to go with my new sexy self

a woman doesnt need an excuse to keep sexy outfits x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I took a load of shower gel over my face and in my mouth in a local asda..

I went to go smell a men's shower gel squeeze the bottle a little bit and it splurged over me.

Shower gel does not like me.. FACT lol

Ha! Oops x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upset I confessed to an affair with my father in law last night as he tragically died today when chasing a pigeon of his sky dish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took a load of shower gel over my face and in my mouth in a local asda..

I went to go smell a men's shower gel squeeze the bottle a little bit and it splurged over me.

Shower gel does not like me.. FACT lol

Ha! Oops x"

My grandma and the shop floor assistant who saw it near pissed themselves.. i wish they'd make nice tasing stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have spent my day mostly on here! Dodged a few showers to go to the shops, and hit the tumble dryer to see if that mended it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Upset I confessed to an affair with my father in law last night as he tragically died today when chasing a pigeon of his sky dish."

How big is this sky dish that can fit a pigeon and a father in law on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have spent my day mostly on here! Dodged a few showers to go to the shops, and hit the tumble dryer to see if that mended it!!

My washing machine is bust, just had to wash out some bras by hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Upset I confessed to an affair with my father in law last night as he tragically died today when chasing a pigeon of his sky dish.

How big is this sky dish that can fit a pigeon and a father in law on? "

Ha ha!!! That made me laugh, how big was the dish!! Ha ha

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Not very exciting seviced a couple of boilers

That's not a very polite way to refer to Ryan n Cute

Don't think I never noticed that

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have spent my day mostly on here! Dodged a few showers to go to the shops, and hit the tumble dryer to see if that mended it!!

My washing machine is bust, just had to wash out some bras by hand

Bet you're tired

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I took Colin shopping for a new dress, shoes and make up and he got his hair done too

You're meant to be looking after him not turning him into a sissy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm had a wonderful day here in Wales & Im still glowing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Upset I confessed to an affair with my father in law last night as he tragically died today when chasing a pigeon of his sky dish.

How big is this sky dish that can fit a pigeon and a father in law on?

Ha ha!!! That made me laugh, how big was the dish!! Ha ha

Or maybe the said father in law is (or was, here's hoping he's joking!) a borrower? In which case, to him, it's a very big dish, and fucking enormous bird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I took Colin shopping for a new dress, shoes and make up and he got his hair done too

You're meant to be looking after him not turning him into a sissy

You might have to change his name to corinne

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I took Colin shopping for a new dress, shoes and make up and he got his hair done too

You're meant to be looking after him not turning him into a sissy

YOU made me put the lipstick on him and said he suited it....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I took Colin shopping for a new dress, shoes and make up and he got his hair done too

You're meant to be looking after him not turning him into a sissy

You might have to change his name to corinne

Haha, Coleen.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

good thanks I am looking forward to getting home to my chicken stew though...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

No work as such, just gave 3 quotes one of which has been accepted already

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