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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

bladder?

Estimate first.

Measure later.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Not sure just emptied it

but maybe few glasses

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Not sure just emptied it

but maybe few glasses"

Good man.

We'll have your estimate while your filling up thanks .......

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

500mls if its full.

Its not an estimate, I’ve measured it so many times over the years.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

No idea what capacity - but have the ability to go out for a day and not have to make a single visit to the loo until we get home up to eight hours later...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"500mls if its full.

Its not an estimate, I’ve measured it so many times over the years."

Impressive.

I still want the actual measurement. What makes you think it hasn't stretched 'over the years?'

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No idea what capacity - but have the ability to go out for a day and not have to make a single visit to the loo until we get home up to eight hours later...

Billy Connolly ankle tie plastic pants ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 350ml

Sometimes every couple of fuckin minutes

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"500mls if its full.

Its not an estimate, I’ve measured it so many times over the years.

Impressive.

I still want the actual measurement. What makes you think it hasn't stretched 'over the years?' "

Maybe a bit TMI but I measure it fairly regularly. We have a jug in the bathroom that was picked up specifically for WS....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Right GC I'm glad you asked this. The human bladder can hold half a pint I seem to remember being told in Biology.

How is it then that sometimes I can drink mucho beero and not need a wee but other times one tiny tiny beer makes me need 27 wees?

And don't start me in the whole " breaking the seal" issue!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mine has been known to hold 1.2L. That's not a typo on my part either. That's how much I peed into a pot after I'd given birth to my daughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2ml especially before bed

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Billy Connolly ankle tie plastic pants ?"

Not even conscious self-control - I simply go before we leave, and usually don't need to again until we get back...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I refer to the capacity of my bladder as that of the size of a walnut

One coffee and I can go to the loo several times, one pint of water and I’m going every 20 minutes…a walnut I tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how long I hold it in for. Her ladyship thinks there's something wrong with me sometimes when we get home both busting for the loo, one uses upstairs and the other down, she'll have finished, re-arranged her clothes, washed and dried her hands and be making coffee while I'm still going. I know normal volume is nowhere near this much but I'm fairly sure on these occasions it gets close to a litre

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I've got a pig's bladder on a stick from my court jester days if that's of any help.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Right GC I'm glad you asked this. The human bladder can hold half a pint I seem to remember being told in Biology.

How is it then that sometimes I can drink mucho beero and not need a wee but other times one tiny tiny beer makes me need 27 wees?

And don't start me in the whole " breaking the seal" issue!

Tell me about it ....... two halves of lager last week ... walked home no problem.

Two halves of lager this week ..... niagra hour ....

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My capacity is probably a lot higher than I'll ever know as I get the urge to pee after a cupful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon about a pint on a good day, a thimble on a bad one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 2 pints of Guinness I seem to piss out 5!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My capacity is probably a lot higher than I'll ever know as I get the urge to pee after a cupful."

Yeah - my purse would have millions in it but it's the size of an egg cup.....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sometimes a thimble other times I could pass as a camel

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"bladder?

Estimate first.

Measure later."

You’re just taking the piss now aren’t you.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"500mls if its full.

Its not an estimate, I’ve measured it so many times over the years.

Impressive.

I still want the actual measurement. What makes you think it hasn't stretched 'over the years?'

Maybe a bit TMI but I measure it fairly regularly. We have a jug in the bathroom that was picked up specifically for WS...."

Just used the piss jug and it measured 700ml so its stretched a bit since last time!

Who knew...

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

It's very VERY small

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Who coughs and wees at the same time?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

5 cups of tea

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Must b quite big as can go all shift 7 hrs without loo! Although dont drink whilst at work x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"500mls if its full.

Its not an estimate, I’ve measured it so many times over the years.

Impressive.

I still want the actual measurement. What makes you think it hasn't stretched 'over the years?'

Maybe a bit TMI but I measure it fairly regularly. We have a jug in the bathroom that was picked up specifically for WS....

Just used the piss jug and it measured 700ml so its stretched a bit since last time!

Who knew...

That's a 40% increase. This is like Fat Bladders.com stuff!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"bladder?

Estimate first.

Measure later.

You’re just taking the piss now aren’t you. "

I'm deadly serious.

It's an important study of human behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough I have been pissing into cardboard bowls and getting it measured recently. About half a cardboard bowl. I wasnt the measurer, just the pisser. Does this help your study

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a pig's bladder on a stick from my court jester days if that's of any help.

Do you have Anne Boleyn's autograph?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2ml especially before bed "

And 2ml every 2 hours

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I've got a pig's bladder on a stick from my court jester days if that's of any help.

Do you have Anne Boleyn's autograph?

I do

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

One large cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough I have been pissing into cardboard bowls and getting it measured recently. About half a cardboard bowl. I wasnt the measurer, just the pisser. Does this help your study

What a statement made me laugh

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"500mls if its full.

Its not an estimate, I’ve measured it so many times over the years.

Impressive.

I still want the actual measurement. What makes you think it hasn't stretched 'over the years?'

Maybe a bit TMI but I measure it fairly regularly. We have a jug in the bathroom that was picked up specifically for WS....

Just used the piss jug and it measured 700ml so its stretched a bit since last time!

Who knew...

That's a 40% increase. This is like Fat Bladders.com stuff!

Did you just fat shame my bladder?

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By *aulj69Man
over a year ago

dunstable

Well as a long distance driver I can actually hold it in pretty much all day and I will piss out approx 1.5 litres xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usual break the seal after the 3rd pint. (Mr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usual break the seal after the 3rd pint. (Mr)

3rd pint is far to early he will be going all night after

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's tricksy. An egg cup quantity can feel as full as half a pint at times.

Today has been somewhere between the two.

I'm always shocked when I have to do an overnight collection and it's much more than I think it will be.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

'Tis wierd, can drink 5 or 5 pints and theres no dramas but once you go you can't fookin stop going!!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Regularly piss in bottles and easily break 500ml

I’d probably say 600-700ml on average, over a litre if I’ve been holding it

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Around 2hrs per mug of tea...although this can stretch to around 5hrs due to work/traffic issues

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over a year ago

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Funnily enough I have been pissing into cardboard bowls and getting it measured recently. About half a cardboard bowl. I wasnt the measurer, just the pisser. Does this help your study

Yes! but first I must know the capacity of a bowl ...... for the half to have any relevance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank goodness for tena

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a tea cup full since I had my son

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"500mls if its full.

Its not an estimate, I’ve measured it so many times over the years.

Impressive.

I still want the actual measurement. What makes you think it hasn't stretched 'over the years?'

Maybe a bit TMI but I measure it fairly regularly. We have a jug in the bathroom that was picked up specifically for WS....

Just used the piss jug and it measured 700ml so its stretched a bit since last time!

Who knew...

That's a 40% increase. This is like Fat Bladders.com stuff!

Did you just fat shame my bladder?

Depends on if your bladder took offence really ..... you can't feel offended on behalf of your bladder.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Well as a long distance driver I can actually hold it in pretty much all day and I will piss out approx 1.5 litres xx"

We all know it goes into a lucozade bottle and in the hedgerow....

330 mls

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's tricksy. An egg cup quantity can feel as full as half a pint at times.

Today has been somewhere between the two.

I'm always shocked when I have to do an overnight collection and it's much more than I think it will be.

Especially if you tried to get it all into an espresso cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough I have been pissing into cardboard bowls and getting it measured recently. About half a cardboard bowl. I wasnt the measurer, just the pisser. Does this help your study

Yes! but first I must know the capacity of a bowl ...... for the half to have any relevance"

1 litre. I dont think i could have pee'd 500, I'll go with a third

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Not very much seem to need to piss small and often but that might be side effect of drinking ower much pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how much I piss, the loo never fills up. It’s some sort of voodoo I think .

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Around 400-500ml, though if I've had to take a "first pee of the morning" sample it can get up to 600-700ml.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usual break the seal after the 3rd pint. (Mr)

3rd pint is far to early he will be going all night after "

Nah. It’ll be another 2 or at least before next visit.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A regular Costa coffee cup…well… in an emergency and no convenience in sight!

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By *oxy502Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Not very much I’m always dribbling in to my pants

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Good...it has to be as I've been to a few gigs recently. Nothing worse than trying to get to the loo through an audience so over the years it's been under good control.

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