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over a year ago

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Trying to get an appointment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trying to get an appointment?"
No just bored nearly time for work xx

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sadly not (or at least not good ones) but you’ve just created an ear worm in my bonce…..The Thompson Twins….

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I'm a very junior staff member at a hospital and I was attending a medical emergency.

One of the doctors said, "Are you going to be our consultant on this one? Ah ha ha haa!"

I replied, "That'd be simple. I'd just ask everyone else their opinion then delegate everything to a nurse."

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Me: doctor I think I’ve pulled something

Dr: my place or yours?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains...

Well pull yourself together

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I went to the waiting room at my local surgery. After an hour the receptionist asked if I was ok.

I replied, fine thanks I’ve just come in for a wait.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh ok….

‘Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a dog. Help!’

‘Okay, have a seat.’

‘I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture!’

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

In tribute to the late great Tommy Cooper.

Doctor it hurts when I do that...

Well don't do that

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"In tribute to the late great Tommy Cooper.

Doctor it hurts when I do that...

Well don't do that

I’ve broke my leg in two places.

Well don’t go to those places.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"In tribute to the late great Tommy Cooper.

Doctor it hurts when I do that...

Well don't do that

I’ve broke my leg in two places.

Well don’t go to those places. "

A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"In tribute to the late great Tommy Cooper.

Doctor it hurts when I do that...

Well don't do that

I’ve broke my leg in two places.

Well don’t go to those places.

A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Doctor doctor, I feel like a jigsaw puzzle

-Yeah, you look in bits alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a student who got C's all the way through med school?

Hopefully not your Doctor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor Doctor

I feel like a pair off curtains

Doctor - Pull yourself together man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke walks into the doctors and says:-

Doctor one of my bollox has gone really big.

Doctor replys:-

Get it out then, let's have a look.

The man unzips and drops a bollock on the doctors table the size of a bowling ball.

The Doctor says,:-

Fuckkkkk me that's massive hahahaha, I've got to take a pic of that to show my mate's.

The man says:-

If your going to be like that I'm not going to show you the big one

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Doctor doctor! I feel like an artillery piece .

Doctor: it’s ok I’ll give you a shot of something..

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Doctor!, doctor! I have a lettuce stuck in my bum.

Dr: "It appears that this is just the tip of the iceberg"

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