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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey all. Need to take some nudy pics of me this aft. Ladies, what's the best angles? X

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ones that show your whole body not just a tallywhacker. Sure there are some peeps who are only bothered about the penis and nothing else, but most are drawn to the everything else and the dick is .... well, just a dick.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Also, is 5 dick pics not already 4 too many?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good tip thanks. Most men, including me proberly, think the only important thing is the dong! X

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hey all. Need to take some nudy pics of me this aft. Ladies, what's the best angles? X "

There isn't one.

As Princess said, there's four too many on there as it is...unless you want a lot of attention from men. They are the ones who will tell you what you seek.

In general, women are waaaaay more concerned with the man attached to the cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol it is plenty. But these ones aren't for here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol it is plenty. But these ones aren't for here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have more of me in the photo than just my dick. Also self timer is your friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That seems to be a theme. Sadly hard to capture all that in one pic x

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

From above over a toilet is good, open or closed lid leave it to you!

In a mirror in a messy bedroom with socks and pants on the floor.

Top down next to a sky remote or lynx can.

An action shot with flying spunk, or spunk dripping down the shaft.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Lol it is plenty. But these ones aren't for here! "

Where are they for then?

(Hit reply+quote)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facing the camera with spunk oozing out of the end like melted cheese. Grey Y fronts tucked round the wrinkly bollocks and a dirty urinal in the background.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I've always found that extreme close ups of the bellend work wonders

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boing pics are your friend. Soo much sexier.

If you doing a dick pic get creative/erotic with it eg b&w, in the shower etc.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"From above over a toilet is good, open or closed lid leave it to you!

In a mirror in a messy bedroom with socks and pants on the floor.

Top down next to a sky remote or lynx can.

An action shot with flying spunk, or spunk dripping down the shaft."

You forgot the classic 'sitting on the bog with pants around ankles, gusset on display'.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol it is plenty. But these ones aren't for here!

Where are they for then?

Some one has asked me nicely. So they'll go directly to them. Just for lols x

(Hit reply+quote)"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"That seems to be a theme. Sadly hard to capture all that in one pic x "

Excuses. It's no more than laziness.

Are you seriously telling me you don't have a timer on your phone camera? Almost every phone has an option where you can say "cheese" and it'll take the pic, or wave at it and it'll take the pic.

Or is it that you are such a massive man mountain that you don't fit in the screen unless you're a road width away?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From above over a toilet is good, open or closed lid leave it to you!

In a mirror in a messy bedroom with socks and pants on the floor.

Top down next to a sky remote or lynx can.

An action shot with flying spunk, or spunk dripping down the shaft."

I detect a hint of sarcasm in your reply!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Lol it is plenty. But these ones aren't for here!

Where are they for then?

Some one has asked me nicely. So they'll go directly to them. Just for lols x

(Hit reply+quote) "

I hope he enjoys what he receives

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Lol it is plenty. But these ones aren't for here!

Where are they for then?

Some one has asked me nicely. So they'll go directly to them. Just for lols x

(Hit reply+quote) "

OK. Obviously you can do whatever you want with your profile but if they were for someone in particular, why display them?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Lol it is plenty. But these ones aren't for here!

Where are they for then?

Some one has asked me nicely. So they'll go directly to them. Just for lols x

(Hit reply+quote)

I hope he enjoys what he receives "

You make me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol no

You appeared to be talking more subjectively about the man. As in not just his appearance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol it is plenty. But these ones aren't for here!

Where are they for then?

Some one has asked me nicely. So they'll go directly to them. Just for lols x

(Hit reply+quote)

OK. Obviously you can do whatever you want with your profile but if they were for someone in particular, why display them?"

These ones won't be displayed. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boing pics are your friend. Soo much sexier.

If you doing a dick pic get creative/erotic with it eg b&w, in the shower etc. "

What is Boing? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol it is plenty. But these ones aren't for here!

Where are they for then?

Some one has asked me nicely. So they'll go directly to them. Just for lols x

(Hit reply+quote)

I hope he enjoys what he receives "

Fucking lol

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Lol no

You appeared to be talking more subjectively about the man. As in not just his appearance. "

No idea who you're replying to but you could be the most perfect, aesthetically pleasing man on the planet but you won't get laid unless your attractiveness is more that that.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I like a decent dic pic but a whole gallery of disembodied cock is tedious.

I'd rather see the whole person.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Lol it is plenty. But these ones aren't for here!

Where are they for then?

Some one has asked me nicely. So they'll go directly to them. Just for lols x

(Hit reply+quote)

OK. Obviously you can do whatever you want with your profile but if they were for someone in particular, why display them?

These ones won't be displayed. X "

You just said that the ones in your profile were meant for someone else, make up your mind.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Lol it is plenty. But these ones aren't for here!

Where are they for then?

Some one has asked me nicely. So they'll go directly to them. Just for lols x

(Hit reply+quote)

I hope he enjoys what he receives

Fucking lol

"

She wasn't joking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my experience women seem to prefer a suggestion of cock more than seeing it straight away.

I'd suggest making sure it's washed and clean first, which some on here don't seem to do

I have a few, but no idea if they are good pics or not, and I'm not expecting anyone will be asking for samples in DM to critique.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Lol it is plenty. But these ones aren't for here!

Where are they for then?

Some one has asked me nicely. So they'll go directly to them. Just for lols x

(Hit reply+quote)

I hope he enjoys what he receives

Fucking lol

She wasn't joking."

I wasn't.

If it's someone from here, chances are they're a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol it is plenty. But these ones aren't for here!

Where are they for then?

Some one has asked me nicely. So they'll go directly to them. Just for lols x

(Hit reply+quote)

OK. Obviously you can do whatever you want with your profile but if they were for someone in particular, why display them?

These ones won't be displayed. X

You just said that the ones in your profile were meant for someone else, make up your mind."

No. The ones im taking this aft are for someone else. The ones on my profile, well, are just sitting there on my profile. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol it is plenty. But these ones aren't for here!

Where are they for then?

Some one has asked me nicely. So they'll go directly to them. Just for lols x

(Hit reply+quote)

I hope he enjoys what he receives

Fucking lol

She wasn't joking.

I wasn't.

If it's someone from here, chances are they're a bloke."

I would agree with that. But they're not from here. X

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

OK, so.

Not dangling like Cyril Sneers nose.

Not pointing to the floor

Not from the back bent over, coz it makes it look like you're awaiting penis penetration and are not in the slightest straight

Seriously though, if the photos are for someone in particular just make it personal to them. It ain't that difficult and the thought will mean more than the angle or the cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey all. Need to take some nudy pics of me this aft. Ladies, what's the best angles? X "

You say that you need to do this. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Facing the camera with spunk oozing out of the end like melted cheese. Grey Y fronts tucked round the wrinkly bollocks and a dirty urinal in the background. "

OP here’s a better idea how about taking a photo of a pack of Flame Grilled Steak McCoys! Seems to be the thing to do nowadays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boing pics are your friend. Soo much sexier.

If you doing a dick pic get creative/erotic with it eg b&w, in the shower etc.

What is Boing? X "

When you pull your boxers or jeans whatever down to show dick but not all ot it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upside down so your cock wears your balls as a hat.. stylish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Facing the camera with spunk oozing out of the end like melted cheese. Grey Y fronts tucked round the wrinkly bollocks and a dirty urinal in the background.

OP here’s a better idea how about taking a photo of a pack of Flame Grilled Steak McCoys! Seems to be the thing to do nowadays "

I have their consent.

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