FabSwingers.com forum: Personal grooming mishaps

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So i just decided to wax my nose and ears.

I wasnt careful and caught my beard/tash area with the wax and now im bleeding with a small bald patch

What grooming mishaps have you suffered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So i just decided to wax my nose and ears.

I wasnt careful and caught my beard/tash area with the wax and now im bleeding with a small bald patch

What grooming mishaps have you suffered? "

Sorry but haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So i just decided to wax my nose and ears.

I wasnt careful and caught my beard/tash area with the wax and now im bleeding with a small bald patch

What grooming mishaps have you suffered?

Sorry but haha

Well im glad i made someone laugh with my misfortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dyed my hair blond in the 90s went a bit yellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have really dark hair and my sister used to tease me saying I had sideburns (I don't, honestly) but she got me so upset that I shaved everything back to my ears! I was about 9. I had to wear a 3 inch wide hairband til I was about 10!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely sliced my lady area a few times while shaving. My god it bled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleached my eyebrows a bit too light once

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Sorting out my bush and getting Veet on my clit. Good god that stung and burnt like hell. I was tender for a few days.

Mrs

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Veet hair removal cream and the nether parts, it gets a little bit burny

LvM

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Sorting out my bush and getting Veet on my clit. Good god that stung and burnt like hell. I was tender for a few days.

Mrs"

I shouldn't laugh but ouch! That made me wince and laugh, my idea of Veet hell, exactly why I've never touched it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Tried waxing my own bum crack. Got the strip on easy enough but realised I couldn't get the angle right to get it off again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today actually.

I was having a little shave down there and caught my little finger nail in the razor. Managed to take the top later of my nail off.

I'd like a cuddle and an orgasm please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried waxing my own bum crack. Got the strip on easy enough but realised I couldn't get the angle right to get it off again

Have you got it off yet

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Tried waxing my own bum crack. Got the strip on easy enough but realised I couldn't get the angle right to get it off again

Have you got it off yet

Took a while but yes, I shan't attempt it again unless I grow some go go gadget arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also just about to dermaplane so I'm leaving this thread before you all jinx me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch, waxing the nose and ears?!

I use one of them “hygienic trimmer” doodahs that Victor Kiam used to advertise, back in the day.

And if anyone else can remember him, they’ll know why I need to use one as you have to be getting on a bit to know who the hell Victor Kiam is!

When you get to my age, hairs start sprouting alarmingly from random places they never used to before

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By *ertsDrewMan
over a year ago

Hitchin

"Ouch, waxing the nose and ears?!

I use one of them “hygienic trimmer” doodahs that Victor Kiam used to advertise, back in the day.

And if anyone else can remember him, they’ll know why I need to use one as you have to be getting on a bit to know who the hell Victor Kiam is!

When you get to my age, hairs start sprouting alarmingly from random places they never used to before

Was Victor Kiam the "I liked it so much I bought the company" guy?

Yes and I've to the age that I'm not going bald, so much as my hair is migrating South for the winter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch, waxing the nose and ears?!

I use one of them “hygienic trimmer” doodahs that Victor Kiam used to advertise, back in the day.

And if anyone else can remember him, they’ll know why I need to use one as you have to be getting on a bit to know who the hell Victor Kiam is!

When you get to my age, hairs start sprouting alarmingly from random places they never used to before

Was Victor Kiam the "I liked it so much I bought the company" guy?

Yes and I've to the age that I'm not going bald, so much as my hair is migrating South for the winter!"

that’s the fella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lockdown self administered hair cut. Slipped with the clippers and cut a bald patch right in the center of my crown.

No one said a word, I think they thought I was just going bald. Surprised they haven't said anything about the fact it's all grown back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to trim my pubes using a hairtrimmer, slipped and managed to lacerate my scrotum with three or four 1cm cuts neatly in row.

Fyi. Scrotum bleeds like fuck.

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

"Tried to trim my pubes using a hairtrimmer, slipped and managed to lacerate my scrotum with three or four 1cm cuts neatly in row.

Fyi. Scrotum bleeds like fuck.

Got bitten by the trimmers a couple of times myself last night.....Claret everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just had to administer another dose of Hedrin (never work with kids!) and the bastarding oily stuff has just dribbled onto my freshly treated brows and lashes.

Of course I’m cackhanded enough that that would happen in the first place.

Not impressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glued my bum hole shut trying to wax that area

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

When I was first experimenting with make up I managed to poke myself in the eye with mascara.

And one time I was getting ready for work when I went to put on deodorant I managed to get some in my eye, oh man it Stung like hell.

And me and nail glue never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So i just decided to wax my nose and ears.

I wasnt careful and caught my beard/tash area with the wax and now im bleeding with a small bald patch

What grooming mishaps have you suffered? "

Pretty standard but tons of razor bumps from manscapping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first time I used hair removal cream, I thought it would be a good idea to apply a second layer on my balls as the first hadn't gotten all the hairs. Yeah...

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"So i just decided to wax my nose and ears.

I wasnt careful and caught my beard/tash area with the wax and now im bleeding with a small bald patch

What grooming mishaps have you suffered?

Pretty standard but tons of razor bumps from manscapping. "

Was making my balls all nice and smooth prior to a meet, ended up slicing a section of my sack with my Philips bodygroom. Didn't end up having that meet unfortunately.. Note to self, don't chop up your ballz in haste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So i just decided to wax my nose and ears.

I wasnt careful and caught my beard/tash area with the wax and now im bleeding with a small bald patch

What grooming mishaps have you suffered?

Pretty standard but tons of razor bumps from manscapping.

Probably for the best. I’ve pricked myself before a date a few times and have definitely been rolling the dice with not catching anything because of it. Does make things awkward tho when girls first see hair bumps sometimes.

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

Woke up after a night with the lads, a fair few years back, to find myself minus a nice pair of eyebrows that I distinctly remember having been there before we left for the pub……

Technically not a self inflicted mishap, but I didn’t go out much for a while….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used a razor down there in the early days, eventually cut myself looked like I had Freddy Kruger help me

Damn you Cheap disposable orange ones made by the pen company.

Better at it now, with a lot more experience and confident enough to happily do this for others

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Removed the top layer of skin off my armpits by using non sensitive wax

they were very red for a few weeks after...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For all those talking about waxing etc down below- pound land sell moisturizer hair remover. Does the job with no burning !

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Woke up after a night with the lads, a fair few years back, to find myself minus a nice pair of eyebrows that I distinctly remember having been there before we left for the pub……

Technically not a self inflicted mishap, but I didn’t go out much for a while….

This happened to someone we know on his stag do. His bride to be actually cancelled the wedding because of it

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"Woke up after a night with the lads, a fair few years back, to find myself minus a nice pair of eyebrows that I distinctly remember having been there before we left for the pub……

Technically not a self inflicted mishap, but I didn’t go out much for a while….

This happened to someone we know on his stag do. His bride to be actually cancelled the wedding because of it

Now that’s love for you…

For better or worse, in sickness and in health, blah blah blah, till death do us part…..

As long as youve got eyebrows…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried waxing my own bum crack. Got the strip on easy enough but realised I couldn't get the angle right to get it off again

So is it still there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've clipped my own hair for years, but once inadvertently selected the shortest blade so had to go virtual skinhead for a month or so..

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By *xiled BikerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

DIY haircut during lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dyed my hair blond in the 90s went a bit yellow

I did this then went swimming after they’d freshly cleaned the pool. My hair went a dirty green colour

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Had a get together with 2 female friends, after a few drinks I let them wax me, one at each side whilst I lay there butt naked from the waist down on my stomach, they decided it would be funny to stick a wax strip between the crack of my arse and rub it hard, needless to say when it was pulled of some of my skin went with it

... NEVER AGAIN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early 20's decided to use home waxing kit on my bikini line- put both strips on, pulled one off and brought skin with it

Boyfriend finds me sitting on the floor in tears, because I couldnt bring myself to remove the other strip, and runs a bath for me where thankfully the wax was warm enough to remove the strip without any more flesh!

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By *W_RedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sorting out my bush and getting Veet on my clit. Good god that stung and burnt like hell. I was tender for a few days.

Mrs"

I'm glad you clarified it was the Mrs who posted that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Early 20's decided to use home waxing kit on my bikini line- put both strips on, pulled one off and brought skin with it

Apprantly coconut oil is good for removing the wax. for future reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girlfriend and I were going away for the weekend and I decided to be a gent and have a grooming session before we left.

One stage of this was to shave my nipples. So when shaving my face, I put some shaving cream on the nip and very carefully shaved the hairs around it. The first one went well, too well.

On nip 2, my mind started to wander to the weekends escapades and I managed to run the razor across the tip of the nipple and cut it. They say a paper cut is the worst kind of pain, they lied.

Had to wear dark shirts all weekend.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Leaving Veet on my balls too long. Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet on my bottom didn't go too clever..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sliced my balls when shaving....bled for ages

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Managed to glue my finger to my hair... Press on nails and answering the phone before it's dry.. bad combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anybody see the mrs browns episode where she tried to wax I was in stitches till my sides hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut off my ballsack shaving my pubes had to wear a fanny pad for the blood loss

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Veet. Sat on edge of bath waiting for it to work it got onto my inner labia..

They went swollen and rock hard.ice pack and anti histamines eventually worked.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Deb's tried to wax my nuts once. Got one twisted and cut off the blood supply. Cue a week on hospital sorting it out

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