FabSwingers.com forum: Cheer me up, please

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's been a sad news evening. Cheer me up in whatever way you think appropriate.

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to the co-op, name your poison and I'll get you some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I caught a kitten that had fallen off a balcony earlier.

True story!

That’s some happy news

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By *ommander DomMan
over a year ago

Walsall

You've come to the right place - lots of friendly forum folk

Sending hugs and as others I'm sure would also agree - we are all here if you want/need a chat

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Happy to send pictures of our puppy in her Christmas jumper. Makes me smile

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm off to the co-op, name your poison and I'll get you some

I really fancy some garlic bread. Thanks.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Son: why is my sister called Teresa

Dad: because your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram

Son: thanks dad

Dad: that's ok, Alan

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I caught a kitten that had fallen off a balcony earlier.

True story!

That’s some happy news

Well done. You're a superhero.

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By *ommander DomMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"Happy to send pictures of our puppy in her Christmas jumper. Makes me smile

You'll get a lot of requests for this!

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Cheer up material to your inbox

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You've come to the right place - lots of friendly forum folk

Sending hugs and as others I'm sure would also agree - we are all here if you want/need a chat

Do you know about my (not) patented Covid-safe hug? I really should organise the hugging social.

Thank you.

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By *atriciayoiditTV/TS
over a year ago

hatfield

"It's been a sad news evening. Cheer me up in whatever way you think appropriate.

Thank you.

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life unfortunately is feast and famine...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Happy to send pictures of our puppy in her Christmas jumper. Makes me smile

I'll imagine a plump little pup in a red jumper (I don't think animal pictures are permitted here).

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By *ommander DomMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"You've come to the right place - lots of friendly forum folk

Sending hugs and as others I'm sure would also agree - we are all here if you want/need a chat

Do you know about my (not) patented Covid-safe hug? I really should organise the hugging social.

Thank you."

No but i'd like to hear about it.

Is there a Trademark emoji so someone doesnt try and pinch it

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Son: why is my sister called Teresa

Dad: because your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram

Son: thanks dad

Dad: that's ok, Alan"

A Fab joke.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Cheer up material to your inbox

Thank you.

I feel guilty for eat your kinfolk today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just sucked a strawberry split to completion.

You’re next

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's been a sad news evening. Cheer me up in whatever way you think appropriate.

Thank you.

life unfortunately is feast and famine..."

Sad times help us appreciate the happy times. Famines sharpen our appreciation of the feasts.

Tell the people you love that you love them.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You've come to the right place - lots of friendly forum folk

Sending hugs and as others I'm sure would also agree - we are all here if you want/need a chat

Do you know about my (not) patented Covid-safe hug? I really should organise the hugging social.

Thank you.

No but i'd like to hear about it.

Is there a Trademark emoji so someone doesnt try and pinch it"

Covid-safe Hug™

Shortest person behind the taller person, both facing in the same direction. Shortest person's arms encircles the other person. And, hug.

Tested and approved by people who like hugs.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I’ve just sucked a strawberry split to completion.

You’re next

I don't have a strawberry split. I'm sure I can find something to suck...

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By *ommander DomMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"You've come to the right place - lots of friendly forum folk

Sending hugs and as others I'm sure would also agree - we are all here if you want/need a chat

Do you know about my (not) patented Covid-safe hug? I really should organise the hugging social.

Thank you.

No but i'd like to hear about it.

Is there a Trademark emoji so someone doesnt try and pinch it

Covid-safe Hug™

Shortest person behind the taller person, both facing in the same direction. Shortest person's arms encircles the other person. And, hug.

Tested and approved by people who like hugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine you are walking across a grassy park. It's a very hot summer's day. There's lots of happy people around and also possibly a llama or two.

A wonderfully smiley angel walks towards you. She's wearing a floaty white cloud and she glows with happiness and kindness. You feel calm and happy too.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Imagine you are walking across a grassy park. It's a very hot summer's day. There's lots of happy people around and also possibly a llama or two.

A wonderfully smiley angel walks towards you. She's wearing a floaty white cloud and she glows with happiness and kindness. You feel calm and happy too.

Alas, the llama's had gone on a visit and the grass was brown. But, so many other smiley faces, and Morris Dancers (

) is a very good memory.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Aww Lickety, sending you a big virtual squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found 10 quid yesterday

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Don't be sad twinny. We're alive, we have food and we have family.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Aww Lickety, sending you a big virtual squeeze "

Thank you. At least we don't have to stand on tiptoes to hug.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I found 10 quid yesterday

Woohoo! Finding money always feels fantastic.

Treat yourself, treat someone else... or, pass it on and watch it do something unexpected.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Don't be sad twinny. We're alive, we have food and we have family."

We do. Life is always light and shade.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I often, well we think of you at the Msl saying feel my arse, it feels amazing in these leather trousers.

So we both did and it did

x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could send you a dog pic?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I still have the same dictionary that I used 10 years ago, when you posted some words on here that I didn't fully understand x

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

… the great ‘unusual waltz teaser’ has been solved !

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I often, well we think of you at the Msl saying feel my arse, it feels amazing in these leather trousers.

So we both did and it did

x x "

I do apologise to all the people I forced to feel my arse. It felt amazing in those trousers. I shan't be doing that again as I gave the trousers to charity last year.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I could send you a dog pic?"

Woof.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I still have the same dictionary that I used 10 years ago, when you posted some words on here that I didn't fully understand x

It's always good to have a dictionary to hand.

Have a look at axiomatic for today.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"… the great ‘unusual waltz teaser’ has been solved !

4/4

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I often, well we think of you at the Msl saying feel my arse, it feels amazing in these leather trousers.

So we both did and it did

x x

I do apologise to all the people I forced to feel my arse. It felt amazing in those trousers. I shan't be doing that again as I gave the trousers to charity last year.

Don't apologise it was lovely x x

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I often, well we think of you at the Msl saying feel my arse, it feels amazing in these leather trousers.

So we both did and it did

x x

I do apologise to all the people I forced to feel my arse. It felt amazing in those trousers. I shan't be doing that again as I gave the trousers to charity last year.

Don't apologise it was lovely x x "

I'm only offering my cleavage for viewing... unless I get an irresistible offer.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"I often, well we think of you at the Msl saying feel my arse, it feels amazing in these leather trousers.

So we both did and it did

x x

I do apologise to all the people I forced to feel my arse. It felt amazing in those trousers. I shan't be doing that again as I gave the trousers to charity last year.

Sent you a cute pic to help cheer you up. Plus you wouldn't need to force me to feel your arse!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I often, well we think of you at the Msl saying feel my arse, it feels amazing in these leather trousers.

So we both did and it did

x x

I do apologise to all the people I forced to feel my arse. It felt amazing in those trousers. I shan't be doing that again as I gave the trousers to charity last year.

Sent you a cute pic to help cheer you up. Plus you wouldn't need to force me to feel your arse!

To be fair, I was enjoying feeling my arse and I thought I should share the experience.

Thanks for the cat.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I often, well we think of you at the Msl saying feel my arse, it feels amazing in these leather trousers.

So we both did and it did

x x

I do apologise to all the people I forced to feel my arse. It felt amazing in those trousers. I shan't be doing that again as I gave the trousers to charity last year.

Don't apologise it was lovely x x

I'm only offering my cleavage for viewing... unless I get an irresistible offer.

mine will probably be on show too

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By *aulj69Man
over a year ago

dunstable

Sending Love and Hugs this Cold eve, some lovely genuine folk on here, remember there is always someone worse off than you, I'm trying to spend more time talking to the older folks I meet on my travels, a lot of our OAP's are very lonely and miss human interaction, just keep an eye out as it gets colder guys if you know anyone, many of their generation are too proud to ask for help. Paul Xx

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sending Love and Hugs this Cold eve, some lovely genuine folk on here, remember there is always someone worse off than you, I'm trying to spend more time talking to the older folks I meet on my travels, a lot of our OAP's are very lonely and miss human interaction, just keep an eye out as it gets colder guys if you know anyone, many of their generation are too proud to ask for help. Paul Xx"

It's always good to keep an eye on people.

Silver Line is a helpline for older people, and offers a matching service for volunteers to speak to regularly.

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By *aulj69Man
over a year ago

dunstable

It's always good to keep an eye on people.

Silver Line is a helpline for older people, and offers a matching service for volunteers to speak to regularly.

Let's start looking after people around us, not walking on by because we're too busy, if I can help or do anything for anyone I will and to all the lovely genuine people out there. I Love You All Xx

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oh sorry to hear OP. Can offer you a Minx Hug and some jaffacakes if that helps

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I have wine, pop round and let's cheer each other up

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"I often, well we think of you at the Msl saying feel my arse, it feels amazing in these leather trousers.

So we both did and it did

x x

I do apologise to all the people I forced to feel my arse. It felt amazing in those trousers. I shan't be doing that again as I gave the trousers to charity last year.

Sent you a cute pic to help cheer you up. Plus you wouldn't need to force me to feel your arse!

To be fair, I was enjoying feeling my arse and I thought I should share the experience.

Thanks for the cat.

Thanks for the virtual arse feel! Maybe one day if I'm in the area

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oh sorry to hear OP. Can offer you a Minx Hug and some jaffacakes if that helps "

Thank you. I bought the new Jonuts, but they are a little disappointing.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have wine, pop round and let's cheer each other up

I have bourbon.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"… the great ‘unusual waltz teaser’ has been solved !

4/4

Sorry no…. not 4/4

…. but yes to the waltz not being performed to a 3/4 piece of music

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"I have wine, pop round and let's cheer each other up

I have bourbon.

I'll be there in 10 minutes

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By *ea.dotWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

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over a year ago

milton keynes

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By *ea.dotWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

That’s hilarious

"Son: why is my sister called Teresa

Dad: because your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram

Son: thanks dad

Dad: that's ok, Alan"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often, well we think of you at the Msl saying feel my arse, it feels amazing in these leather trousers.

So we both did and it did

x x

I do apologise to all the people I forced to feel my arse. It felt amazing in those trousers. I shan't be doing that again as I gave the trousers to charity last year.

No matter, Im sure it still feels great no matter what you're wearing - or not as the case may be