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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Name smells that repulse you….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiled eggs

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Egg sandwiches

Those orange saveloy things you get from the chippy. They have a horrendous smell that makes me heave!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fish counter

Mr Comptons breath (form tutor)

Other peoples shit

Cow shit - "smell that Country air" fuck off, it's shit crystals not air!

Stagnant water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raw chicken.

Melted butter - especially in a pan.

Duck.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Very strong, old body odour

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A dead badger I passed a few years ago whilst out on my bike, I could smell it before I could see it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"A dead badger I passed a few years ago whilst out on my bike, I could smell it before I could see it "

Yes!

Dead rat. Smells like you've left a pan of cabbage water with the lid on for 3 months.

The man who comes into my work. He smells of really strong wee, to the point we can't seat him anywhere near other people. Makes me sad. He must be uncomfortable and burny.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"A dead badger I passed a few years ago whilst out on my bike, I could smell it before I could see it

Yes!

Dead rat. Smells like you've left a pan of cabbage water with the lid on for 3 months.

The man who comes into my work. He smells of really strong wee, to the point we can't seat him anywhere near other people. Makes me sad. He must be uncomfortable and burny."

Ohhh poor man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish counter

Mr Comptons breath (form tutor)

Other peoples shit

Cow shit - "smell that Country air" fuck off, it's shit crystals not air!

Stagnant water

"

!!! At the country air haha

Smelly feet. VOM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dogs breath

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

There is a deodorant on the market that absolutely stinks. I've yet to pin it down but it seems mainly aimed at men.

It's so vile, I leave for fresh air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dead badger I passed a few years ago whilst out on my bike, I could smell it before I could see it "

I used to walk along a very busy A road for a mile to work, i worked spit shifts so could do it sometimes 4 times in a day. In the countryside, so no paths just ditches and hedgerow

A deer got hit one summer a few years ago when it was super hot. It was there for a few weeks. It stunk so bad if you were walking into the wind you could smell it 500 metres away

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"A dead badger I passed a few years ago whilst out on my bike, I could smell it before I could see it

I used to walk along a very busy A road for a mile to work, i worked spit shifts so could do it sometimes 4 times in a day. In the countryside, so no paths just ditches and hedgerow

A deer got hit one summer a few years ago when it was super hot. It was there for a few weeks. It stunk so bad if you were walking into the wind you could smell it 500 metres away "

And then the flies get you as you go by too

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Yves Saint Laurent Opium perfume.

Roasted chestnuts.

Hops brewing.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Method Eucalyptus bathroom cleaner.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Cigarette smoke... Closely followed by stale cigarette smoke...

Smelly feet

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Gin

Eggs

Surgical spirit

Petrol

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Marmite

Tea

Raw meat (when you go in the butchers)

Bad breath

Stinky feet

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"There is a deodorant on the market that absolutely stinks. I've yet to pin it down but it seems mainly aimed at men.

It's so vile, I leave for fresh air."

Lynx Africa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper horrid sewage

Dead rotten animals esp large fish

Some horrid shite some Koreans were eating next to us on holiday… my God it smelled rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joop aftershave smells like piss and makes me gag.

Onions, eggs, fish, fried mince and smelly feet are not particularly pleasant either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all, but some old people do hum of piss and biscuits..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marmite

Tea

Raw meat (when you go in the butchers)

Bad breath

Stinky feet"

Also yes to Bad breath and raw meat and marmite (and stinky feet but I mentioned them before)

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"There is a deodorant on the market that absolutely stinks. I've yet to pin it down but it seems mainly aimed at men.

It's so vile, I leave for fresh air.

Lynx Africa"

Ha! No, definitely not that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to work in a pub kitchen as relief in Essex for a couple of weeks. At the same time try and sort the place out as the kitchen had fallen apart

The large walk-in freezer had died 3 or 4 days before i had got there and it was 32c outside. Everything had defrosted and started rotting. The chefs had placed carboard down on the floor to soak up the water and they had started rotting aswell. Lamb Kebabs turned green that sort of stuff.. Couple of days later the Area Chef came down after i had spokeen to him and me and him had to clear it all out and take stock of all the loses.. Me and him opned the door to onne of the worst smells i have ever smelt.. Sickly sweet of rotten meat/food mixed with a muskiness of rotting carboard and that maggotty smell

Me and him both were sick outside from gagging. We had to try and cover our faces with tea towels and take breaks while chucking it all away. Nearly 3 grands worth of frozen food wasted because an OPS manager hadnt answered an email lol.

The place was so grim. Rats runnning around. You could see the trails they leave behind on the pipes ect.

The fridge thats like a big shallow draw underneath the grill was being used to defrost fish in. So everytime they grabbed some defrosted fish out for fish and chips the draw would empty fish juice/water all inside the cabinet and floor under the grill which they just then never cleaned

One of the commis also told me they picked their arse and wiped it in a managers pot of mashed potatoe once

and yet still had a 5 star EHO record. Think about that next time you eat out lol

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Marmite

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Name smells that repulse you…."

I call it Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celery

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Had to work in a pub kitchen as relief in Essex for a couple of weeks. At the same time try and sort the place out as the kitchen had fallen apart

The large walk-in freezer had died 3 or 4 days before i had got there and it was 32c outside. Everything had defrosted and started rotting. The chefs had placed carboard down on the floor to soak up the water and they had started rotting aswell. Lamb Kebabs turned green that sort of stuff.. Couple of days later the Area Chef came down after i had spokeen to him and me and him had to clear it all out and take stock of all the loses.. Me and him opned the door to onne of the worst smells i have ever smelt.. Sickly sweet of rotten meat/food mixed with a muskiness of rotting carboard and that maggotty smell

Me and him both were sick outside from gagging. We had to try and cover our faces with tea towels and take breaks while chucking it all away. Nearly 3 grands worth of frozen food wasted because an OPS manager hadnt answered an email lol.

The place was so grim. Rats runnning around. You could see the trails they leave behind on the pipes ect.

The fridge thats like a big shallow draw underneath the grill was being used to defrost fish in. So everytime they grabbed some defrosted fish out for fish and chips the draw would empty fish juice/water all inside the cabinet and floor under the grill which they just then never cleaned

One of the commis also told me they picked their arse and wiped it in a managers pot of mashed potatoe once

and yet still had a 5 star EHO record. Think about that next time you eat out lol"

Strewth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have quite a strong stomach but a guy standing next to me in the pub on Saturday night was fucking rotten to say the least.

When I informed him of this he was very apologetic and told me he had nasal polyps so couldn't smell a thing when he farted. They've to be removed in a few weeks apparently.

I suggested he get them implanted in his arse to address the other issue.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

The smell when you open that mystery tub that’s been in the back of your fridge since Methuselah was a lad

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