FabSwingers.com forum: Your username is now your kink...

By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

What floats your boat? I clearly enjoy walking and fucking in the great outdoors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helping Santa, and probably sitting on his knee, most likely without knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I mean, OK. I guess we could have sex against the apple tree in the garden?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I could explore your pants

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m just a niche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pretend to be movie characters that may or may not exist.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Clothed sex?

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By *hirdTimesACharmCouple
over a year ago

northamptonshire

Uhhhh. Leprechauns?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I pretend to be movie characters that may or may not exist. "

So do we

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Actually it is

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Clothed sex?"

For some reason I always read your username as Ina swing dress rather thank in a swing dress, so in my head your name is Ina

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By *nholy TrinityCouple (MM)
over a year ago

leeds/york

Oh dear, we’re going to need some padded cushions

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

The french. Or blue eyes. Pretty decent kinks to be fair

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

I'm a bit of a slut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a Woody….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough I've not had many Persians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky devil

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Well the spurs bit is right football and other but the chick part, no I don’t like chicks

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Well the spurs bit is right football and other but the chick part, no I don’t like chicks "

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And here was me thinking that the "spurs" was referencing your cowboy boots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not playing this game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both love delightful pussies

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Clothed sex?

For some reason I always read your username as Ina swing dress rather thank in a swing dress, so in my head your name is Ina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaven

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"I’m not playing this game

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I’m not playing this game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I'm magnetic

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Erm…..

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

My favourite thing to do - especially when it involves other men's wives...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being blue and whistling

Also I’m Mary Poppins Y’all!

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"I guess I'm magnetic

Shouldn't you be in a cage?

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

What do you mean now my kink..it allways has been..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess I'm magnetic

Shouldn't you be in a cage?"

Its been known

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Keeping my shaft nice and smooth!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I was thinking this was one thread I couldn't join in on. Then I looked on urban dictionary

Something about wearing a strap on backwards and carrying the lady around on your back. I'm never showing my husband that definition - he might get ideas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our Geographic location and kink rolled into one

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Well the spurs bit is right football and other but the chick part, no I don’t like chicks

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And here was me thinking that the "spurs" was referencing your cowboy boots.

It can be both just minus the boots, leave the metal

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"I was thinking this was one thread I couldn't join in on. Then I looked on urban dictionary

Something about wearing a strap on backwards and carrying the lady around on your back. I'm never showing my husband that definition - he might get ideas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id say im going straight to hell going by my username but then i realised "oh wait i already own the place"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No change for me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mistletoe and wine - I can get on board with that kink

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Covering myself in hoison sauce as I lay naked on the dining table

winking seductively

at Nigella Lawson as she marinates the CrispyDuck we'll be having for dinner haha

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ummm

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Drinking is our kink

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

[Removed by poster at 24/11/21 17:49:57]

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Ummm

A Wayne Rooney style fetish Bad Nanna

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I sense a lot of issues in my future…

Not to mention various zoo bans

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I sense a lot of issues in my future…

Not to mention various zoo bans"

...add tea shops

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

whoop a fetish for buxom Redheads or lipstick brand

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

We like pairs of feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kink for lots of small ladies at once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello to my little friend

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Something about ropework I guess

Bob.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to roll in petals of tuberose..

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By *rucking-HellMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Hi, love your profile, I'm a truck driver parked near you for the night, fancy some fun in my cab? Here's 5 dick pics to tempt you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/11/21 18:35:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh, ermmmm, I'm a little bit stuck on this one actually

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Say hello to my little friend

There’s no little about it

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By *oungJayyMan
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

For me, in wierd so!

Chastity/bondage/submission/face sitting?

So maybe my username would be ... Caged and bound?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Essex !

Need to empty my sack at least once a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sex in the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say hello to my little friend

There’s no little about it

Haha

surprise kink

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

I like little.. nah I'm not playing

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I am going to roll in petals of tuberose..

A tub of Roses for Christmas? Much better than Quality Street!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Well the spurs bit is right football and other but the chick part, no I don’t like chicks

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And here was me thinking that the "spurs" was referencing your cowboy boots.

It can be both just minus the boots, leave the metal

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Will the metal spurs be laced in Curare on the 14th...?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Well the spurs bit is right football and other but the chick part, no I don’t like chicks

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And here was me thinking that the "spurs" was referencing your cowboy boots.

It can be both just minus the boots, leave the metal

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Will the metal spurs be laced in Curare on the 14th...?

No need for that, that is a bit extreme I like my people still breathing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to roll in petals of tuberose..

A tub of Roses for Christmas? Much better than Quality Street!

Oh my. Finally in agreement on something!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I like fucking dinosaurs?

Dangerous kink that!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I don’t know about mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say my name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say my name!

Scream even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking of that thing with gerbils and toilet rolls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess I get off stroking long beards

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm thinking of that thing with gerbils and toilet rolls...

I was picturing something with Penfold

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My username is someone else's kink. Or fetish should I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what does that get me?

Ffs!

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Erm.... running through the cold streets of Chester naked until my body turns purple?

Miss pc

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

I wish i thought about my username now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish i thought about my username now

Honestly, after the first 40 you just get into the zone, it'll be over in no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Causing reactions …. All kinds x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm erm erm... I like sensible people? Even my fetishes are boring

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Well I love to cook so…

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Don't mind me, I'm just here wanking over photos of iron filings and paper clips.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I am going to roll in petals of tuberose..

A tub of Roses for Christmas? Much better than Quality Street!

Oh my. Finally in agreement on something!

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It's not too late: I can hold off signing the Decree Nisi.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

"I wish i thought about my username now

Honestly, after the first 40 you just get into the zone, it'll be over in no time"
lmfao

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

In that case I must like 71 peeps in the West mids

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Ooo I like a bit of kinky bean counting

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I like fucking dinosaurs?

Dangerous kink that! "

spat my drink out then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't mind me, I'm just here wanking over photos of iron filings and paper clips. "

Aww it's so cute that you stuck with photos of the most mundane kink ever

! You know you get real paper clips for like £1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fox tailed butt plugs, Glasgow style? Lol

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Don't mind me, I'm just here wanking over photos of iron filings and paper clips.

Aww it's so cute that you stuck with photos of the most mundane kink ever

! You know you get real paper clips for like £1

Feels a bit like prostitution then, I'd prefer it if the paper clips were attracted to me...

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I like fucking dinosaurs?

Dangerous kink that! "

That’s you on the Jurassic Park ban list….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to use my manors post bonk

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

At the risk of boring people, using my partner's spikey gloves for sensual skin tingling pleasure, Horny is almost thorny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm. I'm horny for boobs in jazz mags?

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By *arbar2021Couple
over a year ago

city

I love marsbars but have a lisp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe its the sound my knob makes as it pops out instead of 'boing'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to dominate in high definition

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Our kink is obviously that we're kinky. And we're a couple. Errrrrrr - kinky?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobies, nipples, clits and the occasional cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the sun ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goble goble,pussy

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Boobies, nipples, clits and the occasional cock"

Yours is sucking on sherbet lemons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like fucking dinosaurs?

Dangerous kink that! "

To me, your username sounds more like an exclamation of a cock that saw you and another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like sex in the sea"

Or a sea of bells (bellends)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m absolutely screwed, by these rules. I can’t imagine getting off to Yama.

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

I’m only a gent on the streets….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess I just shine & make everyone happy

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Apparently I have a thing for shaving…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well nuts and bolts part of mine is pretty self explanatory so I’ll leave the washers part up to your imagination

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

You tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you saw my Mrs tits - defo my kink

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Who says its not...

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By *ountry PeaksCouple
over a year ago

In The Surrey Hills

If the cap fits…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a kink for gift giving. And storage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly I like being where it’s hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aiming my weapon at birds in Picadilly Circus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public sexy in Chesterfield...very specific

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Please could all Jamie’s step forward.

Very niche

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Do I need to explain mine hehehe

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By *iercedboy71Man
over a year ago

Dewsbury

Well I like the metalwork, so I guess it's true....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well I don't shag Chicken Nuggets

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Well I do like minxes, but any size, not just mini ones

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