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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hurt a man who has one?

Surely that is like water off a dicks back!

I have also come with an appropriate towel to wipe said water away!

(See photo for details)

Been carrying that around here for sometime now.

Along with my dick!

Which is considered as irreplaceable to me!

I'm sure some here will read that as irresistible and make comment upon it!

@dix slaggers.com

This thread has been specially designed to create inventiveness among the slaggers!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Doesn’t bother me in the slightest… because sometimes I can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a dick, I'm not 100% a dick but I am a dick. I've been told so by many women. Do I care? no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn’t bother me in the slightest… because sometimes I can be"
You certainly are!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a dick, I'm not 100% a dick but I am a dick. I've been told so by many women. Do I care? no. "
So some dicks are acceptable to women..but not the 100% percenters?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I can be a massive dick but I don’t have a dick

Or are women fannies/twats/cunts because we don’t have dicks but we do have fannies/twats/cunts.. it’s confusing man..so confusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn’t hurt me, I’ve been called much worse.

Sticks n stones n all that…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can be a massive dick but I don’t have a dick

Or are women fannies/twats/cunts because we don’t have dicks but we do have fannies/twats/cunts.. it’s confusing man..so confusing "

Now THAT IS enlightenment!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn’t hurt me, I’ve been called much worse.

Sticks n stones n all that…"

Sticks and stones are dangerous!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Doesn’t hurt me, I’ve been called much worse.

Sticks n stones n all that… Sticks and stones are dangerous!"

They don’t break your bones though (unless they are thrown quite hard)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn’t hurt me, I’ve been called much worse.

Sticks n stones n all that… Sticks and stones are dangerous!

They don’t break your bones though (unless they are thrown quite hard) "

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Doesn’t hurt me, I’ve been called much worse.

Sticks n stones n all that… Sticks and stones are dangerous!

They don’t break your bones though (unless they are thrown quite hard) "

i think in these enlightened times im pleased to say a man can just as easily be a twat or fanny as a woman can he a dick or a knob - i think Emily Pankhurst would definitely be thinking ‘job done!’ It even works for non binary - theyre such a knob/dick/fanny/twat - we’re definitely becoming more inclusive as a society!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn’t hurt me, I’ve been called much worse.

Sticks n stones n all that… Sticks and stones are dangerous!

They don’t break your bones though (unless they are thrown quite hard) i think in these enlightened times im pleased to say a man can just as easily be a twat or fanny as a woman can he a dick or a knob - i think Emily Pankhurst would definitely be thinking ‘job done!’ It even works for non binary - theyre such a knob/dick/fanny/twat - we’re definitely becoming more inclusive as a society!! "

Bit of a head spinner those sticks and stones from every direction!

May have to duck often and I do mean duck!

Please refer to OP.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Doesn’t hurt me, I’ve been called much worse.

Sticks n stones n all that… Sticks and stones are dangerous!

They don’t break your bones though (unless they are thrown quite hard) i think in these enlightened times im pleased to say a man can just as easily be a twat or fanny as a woman can he a dick or a knob - i think Emily Pankhurst would definitely be thinking ‘job done!’ It even works for non binary - theyre such a knob/dick/fanny/twat - we’re definitely becoming more inclusive as a society!! "

I think Ms Pankhurst would be as happy as we are that indeed all our dicks/fannies/knob/twats are inclusive and intermingling together

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn’t hurt me, I’ve been called much worse.

Sticks n stones n all that… Sticks and stones are dangerous!

They don’t break your bones though (unless they are thrown quite hard) i think in these enlightened times im pleased to say a man can just as easily be a twat or fanny as a woman can he a dick or a knob - i think Emily Pankhurst would definitely be thinking ‘job done!’ It even works for non binary - theyre such a knob/dick/fanny/twat - we’re definitely becoming more inclusive as a society!!

I think Ms Pankhurst would be as happy as we are that indeed all our dicks/fannies/knob/twats are inclusive and intermingling together "

You never answered my question before you continue with Emily and the Kings Horse!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Doesn’t hurt me, I’ve been called much worse.

Sticks n stones n all that… Sticks and stones are dangerous!

They don’t break your bones though (unless they are thrown quite hard) i think in these enlightened times im pleased to say a man can just as easily be a twat or fanny as a woman can he a dick or a knob - i think Emily Pankhurst would definitely be thinking ‘job done!’ It even works for non binary - theyre such a knob/dick/fanny/twat - we’re definitely becoming more inclusive as a society!!

I think Ms Pankhurst would be as happy as we are that indeed all our dicks/fannies/knob/twats are inclusive and intermingling together You never answered my question before you continue with Emily and the Kings Horse!"

There was a question

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn’t hurt me, I’ve been called much worse.

Sticks n stones n all that… Sticks and stones are dangerous!

They don’t break your bones though (unless they are thrown quite hard) i think in these enlightened times im pleased to say a man can just as easily be a twat or fanny as a woman can he a dick or a knob - i think Emily Pankhurst would definitely be thinking ‘job done!’ It even works for non binary - theyre such a knob/dick/fanny/twat - we’re definitely becoming more inclusive as a society!!

I think Ms Pankhurst would be as happy as we are that indeed all our dicks/fannies/knob/twats are inclusive and intermingling together You never answered my question before you continue with Emily and the Kings Horse!"

OK..looking back on it it wasn't a question but involved head spinning.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Doesn’t hurt me, I’ve been called much worse.

Sticks n stones n all that… Sticks and stones are dangerous!

They don’t break your bones though (unless they are thrown quite hard) i think in these enlightened times im pleased to say a man can just as easily be a twat or fanny as a woman can he a dick or a knob - i think Emily Pankhurst would definitely be thinking ‘job done!’ It even works for non binary - theyre such a knob/dick/fanny/twat - we’re definitely becoming more inclusive as a society!!

I think Ms Pankhurst would be as happy as we are that indeed all our dicks/fannies/knob/twats are inclusive and intermingling together You never answered my question before you continue with Emily and the Kings Horse! OK..looking back on it it wasn't a question but involved head spinning."

Ohh I get that when my ears go funny, ‘orrible innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn’t hurt me, I’ve been called much worse.

Sticks n stones n all that… Sticks and stones are dangerous!

They don’t break your bones though (unless they are thrown quite hard) i think in these enlightened times im pleased to say a man can just as easily be a twat or fanny as a woman can he a dick or a knob - i think Emily Pankhurst would definitely be thinking ‘job done!’ It even works for non binary - theyre such a knob/dick/fanny/twat - we’re definitely becoming more inclusive as a society!!

I think Ms Pankhurst would be as happy as we are that indeed all our dicks/fannies/knob/twats are inclusive and intermingling together You never answered my question before you continue with Emily and the Kings Horse! OK..looking back on it it wasn't a question but involved head spinning."

Being aware of sticks and stones from many 'innumerable' directions!

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn’t hurt me, I’ve been called much worse.

Sticks n stones n all that… Sticks and stones are dangerous!

They don’t break your bones though (unless they are thrown quite hard) i think in these enlightened times im pleased to say a man can just as easily be a twat or fanny as a woman can he a dick or a knob - i think Emily Pankhurst would definitely be thinking ‘job done!’ It even works for non binary - theyre such a knob/dick/fanny/twat - we’re definitely becoming more inclusive as a society!!

I think Ms Pankhurst would be as happy as we are that indeed all our dicks/fannies/knob/twats are inclusive and intermingling together You never answered my question before you continue with Emily and the Kings Horse! OK..looking back on it it wasn't a question but involved head spinning.

Ohh I get that when my ears go funny, ‘orrible innit "

Your head spins and your ears go funny! Maybe I'll get to try that before this thread is done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"??"
Two question marks are just a bit too much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be wrong as I’m not a dick I’m an arsehole

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"It would be wrong as I’m not a dick I’m an arsehole "

Ohh the thread has suddenly done a reverse turn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It would be wrong as I’m not a dick I’m an arsehole "
Respect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It would be wrong as I’m not a dick I’m an arsehole

Ohh the thread has suddenly done a reverse turn "

I guess SOME arseholes should be allowed?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

No, it's only a word ....

Do words hurt??? I could not give a pooh! Does not mean the person is right, it's just their opinion which is subjective....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, it's only a word ....

Do words hurt??? I could not give a pooh! Does not mean the person is right, it's just their opinion which is subjective.... "

..When subjective opinions have little do with the subject at hand.

Yours is OK though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, it's only a word ....

Do words hurt??? I could not give a pooh! Does not mean the person is right, it's just their opinion which is subjective.... ..When subjective opinions have little do with the subject at hand.

Yours is OK though "

At hand, to hand?

Or both usable?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn’t hurt me, I’ve been called much worse.

Sticks n stones n all that… Sticks and stones are dangerous!

They don’t break your bones though (unless they are thrown quite hard) i think in these enlightened times im pleased to say a man can just as easily be a twat or fanny as a woman can he a dick or a knob - i think Emily Pankhurst would definitely be thinking ‘job done!’ It even works for non binary - theyre such a knob/dick/fanny/twat - we’re definitely becoming more inclusive as a society!!

I think Ms Pankhurst would be as happy as we are that indeed all our dicks/fannies/knob/twats are inclusive and intermingling together You never answered my question before you continue with Emily and the Kings Horse! OK..looking back on it it wasn't a question but involved head spinning.

Ohh I get that when my ears go funny, ‘orrible innit Your head spins and your ears go funny! Maybe I'll get to try that before this thread is done! "

I meant to get that experience!

To experience the thrill of the head spin!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn’t hurt me, I’ve been called much worse.

Sticks n stones n all that… Sticks and stones are dangerous!

They don’t break your bones though (unless they are thrown quite hard) i think in these enlightened times im pleased to say a man can just as easily be a twat or fanny as a woman can he a dick or a knob - i think Emily Pankhurst would definitely be thinking ‘job done!’ It even works for non binary - theyre such a knob/dick/fanny/twat - we’re definitely becoming more inclusive as a society!! "

The idea of being called a pussy is one that fills me with dread

Unless said involving high fairground rides and maybe one or two other things too.

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