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Abducted by Aliens for a Purpose

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By *unandgamegeek OP   Man
over a year ago

Bolton

Let's say you were abducted by aliens because you were chosen to be part of their breeding program to either help repopulate a planet or save a dying species. They do give you the option to either go ahead with it or ask to be taken back home.

Would you go through with it or would you ask to be taken home?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'd ask to go home before they told me I had to . Ain't no alien planet gonna want a 65 year old woman for anything other than baby sitting.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d think of England and get on with it (maybe they’re a race of Kelly Brook lookalikes?….hopefully)

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Let's say you were abducted by aliens because you were chosen to be part of their breeding program to either help repopulate a planet or save a dying species. They do give you the option to either go ahead with it or ask to be taken back home.

Would you go through with it or would you ask to be taken home?"

I'd love to be abducted by aliens for a trip out around the galaxy... as for repopulating a planet though, they would need to sort out the vasectomy first

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By *annyDanielleMan
over a year ago

Street, Somerset


"I'd ask to go home before they told me I had to . Ain't no alien planet gonna want a 65 year old woman for anything other than baby sitting. "

Well, i think you're out of this world.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Wonder how long it would take them before they realised I'm firing blanks

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Well given that I've lost 12 human babies, I'd probably just let them know I'd be a bit pointless and shit at it and ask to go home so I could mull over my pointless existence under my duvet

Posh

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm firing blanks ...so it would be a pointless exercise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the female aliens look like the attractive aliens in V or more like baldy E.T looking things?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'd ask to go home before they told me I had to . Ain't no alien planet gonna want a 65 year old woman for anything other than baby sitting. "

What she said, plus I can knit baby clothes.

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

A planet of beings all descended from me and eternally loyal in gratitude for saving their people?

sounds like the first step in fulfilling my destiny as Empress of the Galaxy.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Hang on, are these incredibly sexy, but very stupid aliens who don't know human females can't reproduce over a certain age or after a hysterectomy?

If so, count me in

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

I’d call them misogynistic and ask to be returned

No one forces planet repopulation on my watch

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

We haven't really thought this through.

What if they just wanted to harvest our eggs and sperm and grow new humans in pods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me to your leader!

Id ask to be taken off this god forsaken rock and go elsewhere, who knows might be some cool James Cameron Avatar deal and live on another planet with floaty sky rocks and huge jungles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would show them what happens to a planet once it gets fully populated... They'll drop me back home pretty sharpish.

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By *unandgamegeek OP   Man
over a year ago

Bolton


"Do the female aliens look like the attractive aliens in V or more like baldy E.T looking things?

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They could be whatever you want them to be.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

I’m in fuck it get to get sex from someplace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From what I’ve heard they’re all into anal probing. I’m out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah they love a bit of anal, I'd wear two pairs of undies if I got abducted.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Why not. I am happy to wank into a pot for anyone, as long as they had good porn…..

…..what you thought that an alien race that has managed to discover interstellar travel would actually need physical copulation to procreate? Nope, you’re wanking in a tube and no mistaking. Probably have artificial wombs as well. Bloody clever those aliens.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"I’d think of England and get on with it (maybe they’re a race of Kelly Brook lookalikes?….hopefully) "

Sign me up if that's the case.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Interesting scenario....

Unfortunately all I can stop thinking about is Spinal Taps track - "Sex Farm!"

Are they curvy big breasted Amazonian women? Just asking for a friend (ahem!)

Knowing my luck I'd just get probed & tagged like a dog & put back 2hrs later!

...."sex farm woman, sex fam woman"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i get subjected to around the clock sex by a Hugh Jackman, Gerard Butler and a Clive Owen bunch of lookalike aliens, I'm up for it.... even though my bits dont work anymore, I'll lie til they take me! If they all look like Marty Feldman, I'm chaining myself to a wall and staying put at home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to help out Seven of Nine, but knowing my luck it will be Jabba The Hutt.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'd ask to go home before they told me I had to . Ain't no alien planet gonna want a 65 year old woman for anything other than baby sitting.

Well, i think you're out of this world. "

Aw that's nice, thank you

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'd ask to go home before they told me I had to . Ain't no alien planet gonna want a 65 year old woman for anything other than baby sitting.

What she said, plus I can knit baby clothes.

"

Jeez I don't want to spend the rest of my life doing that!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'd ask to go home before they told me I had to . Ain't no alien planet gonna want a 65 year old woman for anything other than baby sitting.

What she said, plus I can knit baby clothes.

Jeez I don't want to spend the rest of my life doing that! "

You might get all the tea and sandwiches you can eat

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd laugh at em.

They ain't seen anything as scary and unpredictable as a preggo Peach and no cunt needs that in their life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go home, my womb works for no one.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'd ask to go home before they told me I had to . Ain't no alien planet gonna want a 65 year old woman for anything other than baby sitting.

What she said, plus I can knit baby clothes.

Jeez I don't want to spend the rest of my life doing that!

You might get all the tea and sandwiches you can eat "

So basically an extra terrestrial old people's home, will there be bingo with animal shapes instead of numbers?

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