FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite Quotes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are some of your favourite quotes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One in the pink, one in the stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By Saint Lazarus' thrice beshitten shroud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man comes from woman and spends the rest of his life trying to get back in"

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

One that I’ve heard so many times is……

You have the right to remain silent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Man comes from woman and spends the rest of his life trying to get back in""

Lolol this is super.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

'It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hold onto this hope… you can get better from depression.”

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” Mark Twain

In these days of Soshal Meedja was there ever a truer statement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never argue with idiots they will only bring you down to their level and they have years of experience of it already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was at school, out if the blue one day our English teacher quoted a local council worker - "the fkn fkr is fkn fkd". We all collapsed in hysterics and I still say it sometimes in the right circumstances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good defeats evil most of the times but sometimes in order to defeat the Devil you must first become his disciple"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” Mark Twain

In these days of Soshal Meedja was there ever a truer statement? "

I am saving this haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Good defeats evil most of the times but sometimes in order to defeat the Devil you must first become his disciple""

So many good gems in here. Saving this one.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Do not count the days, make the days count!

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

"The only certainties in life are death and taxes "

"To have a friend you first have to be a friend "

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Think before you speak. In modern times, this means before you post something online or email.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Good defeats evil most of the times but sometimes in order to defeat the Devil you must first become his disciple"

So many good gems in here. Saving this one."

Thanks it's from a book I wrote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there will always be suffering, but we must not suffer over the suffering"

Alan Watts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Eye never forgets what the heart has seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be envious of anyone, projection and reality are two different things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt changes if nowt changes

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Great thread bmarking

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

We are born naked, wet and hungry, then it gets worse.

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By *unnyPairCouple
over a year ago

Seminole

“This whole towns a pussy, waiting to get fucked!”

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Expect nothing and appreciate everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Expect nothing and appreciate everything

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i like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever loss brings you closer to victory you learn more from losing than winning

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By *en_Dover79Man
over a year ago

Oswaldtwistle

Nobody is free

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I quite like the one from Dune after watching the new one: "I must not fear, fear is the mindkiller" The full quote actually seems like a good affirmation for facing a fear

LvM

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Don't blame a clown for being a clown, ask yourself why you keep buying tickets to the circus.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour long orgasm?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last week went to see the Van Gogh exhibition which is brilliant...saw this quote which I really liked:

"To love is to know life. The more you live, the more you love"

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Nobody is free"

"None of us are free, one of us are chained."

Great song by Solomon Burke.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Don't blame a clown for being a clown, ask yourself why you keep buying tickets to the circus."

Now, that I like!

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Don't raise your voice...improve your argument

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Don't blame a clown for being a clown, ask yourself why you keep buying tickets to the circus.

Now, that I like!"

So many situations make me think of this!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Don't blame a clown for being a clown, ask yourself why you keep buying tickets to the circus.

Now, that I like!

So many situations make me think of this!"

Indeed.

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

For evil to triumph good people need do nothing

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Croydon

A warrior will never show his heart until the sword reveals it

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By *adbutsanecoupleCouple
over a year ago

Calne

You never get a second chance to make a first impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life goes on.

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By *ornyforu09Man
over a year ago

ASHFORD

You will face many defeats in life, but never let yourself be defeated. - ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who matter don’t mind, and those who mind don’t matter.

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By *haggydogMan
over a year ago

Brooklands/Frome

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face. M Tyson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ever eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are not enemies, rather friends who have yet to meet.

No idea who said it, might have been a mate for all I can remember. I just liked it when I saw it written down.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

“If I had all the money I spent on drink…..I’d spend it on drink” (from “Sir Henry At Rawlinson’s End”)

“Show me a man with a holier than thou attitude, and I’ll show you a man who pays two transvestites to p**s on his face”. (Jack Nicholson)

“Hugh Grant - a man so smug, even his hair is smug” (NME, 1990s. To be fair, HG is a good guy these days, I think. Love the idea of someone having smug hair, though!)

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

“Sir, you are d*unk.”

“And you, Bessie, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face. M Tyson.

Very true.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Always count your chickens before they hatch

Is this possible

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

lakeside

If its not broke,don't fix it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can’t beat them, get someone else to do it.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It's always nice to be nice rather than being known for being nice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's always nice to be nice rather than being known for being nice.."

Some have the capacity to make people happy just by entering the room, some just by leaving it!

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By *ornyforu09Man
over a year ago

ASHFORD

Every cloud has a silver lining.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a man whos heart is pure can wield the knife only a man whos ass is narrow can get down these steps and if mine is such an ass i shall have it (hint my arse aint narrow)

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others!

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

The greatest way to say something is to say nothing at all

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"It's always nice to be nice rather than being known for being nice..

Some have the capacity to make people happy just by entering the room, some just by leaving it!"

That's my own quote which I live by if you can find it by someone else who I don't know my brain serves me well

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By *ukeuk888Man
over a year ago

hastings

“Just because things have got really bad, doesn’t mean they can’t get worse”

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"“Just because things have got really bad, doesn’t mean they can’t get worse”

I'm guessing that's you in a nutshell

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It's nice to be important but more important to be nice.... my fav

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By *ukeuk888Man
over a year ago

hastings

"“Just because things have got really bad, doesn’t mean they can’t get worse”

I'm guessing that's you in a nutshell

Nope, just useful quote to have sometimes to bring some dark humour to crap situations. Have we met or do you always make instant judgements?

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By *ungislanderMan
over a year ago

western isles

Can only piss with the cock you have got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Blessed are those who expects nothing, as you shall never be disappointed’.

‘Fake people have an image to maintain, real people just don’t care’.

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By *aurentMan
over a year ago

London

A dirty mind is a joy forever.

Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every action has a reaction

The mr

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

Turn on, tune in, drop out.

Timothy leary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Einstein's theory of relativity - Time moves more slowly when you're with your relatives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like sex and travelling yes

Well fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current favourite from an old African saying

There is no neutrality in life. If you aren’t part of the solution you, are part of the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dirty mind is a joy forever.

Oscar Wilde"

I love this!

Not my circus, not my monkeys

I have that on a tshirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home is where you go to when you have nothing better to do.

Margaret Thatcher.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it themselves.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Cheer up" they said "things could be worse" So I did, and they were!

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

‘Don’t stick your dick in that, it’s fucked enough already’

‘I wouldn’t want to join any club that would have me as a member’

‘Losing one parent may be considered unfortunate, losing two is downright careless’

‘The greatest trick the devil ever played was making you think he doesn’t exist’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.”

- Frida Kahlo

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"“Sir, you are d*unk.”

“And you, Bessie, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning""

Originally said by Winston Churchill to a dinner guest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘ I am only one, but still I am one. I can not do everything but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do, interfere with what I can do’

Edward Hale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you all for coming and speaking of coming. Don't ever, ever masturbate with sandpaper!". Some aussie singer to a London audience. Something Jets they were called. Average band with a lost comedian as a frontman.

"Don't take drugs kids, give them to me!". Willy Dowling at a Gingerwildeart gig.

Anything by Dorothy Parker.

Lads! It's Tottenham- Fergie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a song but love it

If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor .

Think that's it but early morning brain fog

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By *he milf next doorWoman
2 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

Never tell anyone your next move.

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By *rbobbMan
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

If things don't change they will stay as they are.

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By *eroLondonMan
2 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Never tell anyone your next move. "

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Correct. Next time I shall surreptitiously take you by the hand and waltz you along the fragrant banks of the blue Danube.

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By *he milf next doorWoman
2 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

"Never tell anyone your next move.

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Correct. Next time I shall surreptitiously take you by the hand and waltz you along the fragrant banks of the blue Danube."

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

S. Herts

One must have chaos in oneself to give birth to a dancing star.

Nietzsche

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By *allandathleticMan
2 weeks ago

lincolnshire

It wasn't me - shaggy

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By *elloWoman
2 weeks ago

alpha centauri

It can't rain all the time

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By *inglepringlebedsukMan
2 weeks ago

Sandy

"It can't rain all the time"

My favourite movie!! I have that quote on a pin I wear all the time and planning to have it tattooed onto me at some point

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By *inglepringlebedsukMan
2 weeks ago

Sandy

Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all childred

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
2 weeks ago

Sunderland

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton

"It can't rain all the time

My favourite movie!! I have that quote on a pin I wear all the time and planning to have it tattooed onto me at some point "

The Crow.... love it

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By *AYENCouple
2 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I'm better than no man, but as good as any. K.

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By *red333Man
2 weeks ago

Dorchester

Here today gone tomorrow

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By *udandBryanCouple
2 weeks ago

Boston

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead - Stan Laurel

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By *red333Man
2 weeks ago

Dorchester

A stitch in time saves nine

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