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God I miss corporate awaydays. Let’s have an ‘ice breaker’ for old times sake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey guys thanks for coming, we’ve done the ground rules (phones off or at least to silent, respect other people when they’re talking, make sure we all return promptly from breaks etc) now before we start let’s have a bit of an ice breaker to increase the energy a bit in the room!

Ok people of Fab.. what ANIMAL best describes you and why?

We’ll start over there and go clockwise. Go ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me? I think I’m a cat. I’m essentially lazy, live for food, and like licking my own arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You missed the housekeeping! Where are the fire exits etc! And the pot??? What time is coffee and are there nice biscuits??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for the question I wanna be a Caterpillar and laze about on a leaf knowing I won't always be this fully because one day (in more than two weeks) I will be a beautiful butterfly!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You missed the housekeeping! Where are the fire exits etc! And the pot??? What time is coffee and are there nice biscuits??????"

Oops! Ah yes! There are no fire drills planned for today so if the alarm goes run ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As for the question I wanna be a Caterpillar and laze about on a leaf knowing I won't always be this fully because one day (in more than two weeks) I will be a beautiful butterfly!! "

Awww.. unless someone treads on you? Or burns you alive with a magnifying glass?

I think I prefer the butterfly analogy best

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ugh,, ice breakers make my dick shrivel up and go back inside me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ugh,, ice breakers make my dick shrivel up and go back inside me. "

corporate awaydays make my dick shrivel up and go back inside me!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

A wasp... because I'm an annoying cunt and hard to get rid of..

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

*raises hand*

I need the loo. Where are the toilets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A wasp... because I'm an annoying cunt and hard to get rid of.. "

I'm stealing that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully I've never had to do a corporate away day. I would hate them.

As for an animal, I'd have to be a cougar. Wild and can't be tamed, and yes I would (have) fuck younger guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As for the question I wanna be a Caterpillar and laze about on a leaf knowing I won't always be this fully because one day (in more than two weeks) I will be a beautiful butterfly!!

Awww.. unless someone treads on you? Or burns you alive with a magnifying glass?

I think I prefer the butterfly analogy best "

I would shit on them

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By *ohnj21Man
over a year ago

Leeds

What time are breaks.

Can we finish early friday

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Do we get lunch? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ticks off three items from my corporate meeting bingo sheet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of hell is this? Introduce ourselves? Not on any corporate days I've been on.

Where's the meal and drinks and what activities have been laid on?

As for my animal spirit, an owl. I sit and watch from afar. When I see suitable prey, I swoop down, silently.

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

Never been an office type worker, so this is a novelty for me.

Would be a bear, mostly solitary, likes being the the woods, looks scary, but can be cuddly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rat - considered by many to be vermin but a beloved pet to a select few. Inquisitive about the world around it, not too bothered where it lives and at home in most environments so long as there's food.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m at crossroad between being a dolphin and a butterfly

Im friendly, love social interactions and love learning new things but I can also be quite frail at times and flutter about a lot looking pretty

If a dolphin and a butterfly had a child, it’d probably be me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A rat - considered by many to be vermin but a beloved pet to a select few. Inquisitive about the world around it, not too bothered where it lives and at home in most environments so long as there's food.

Mr"

Unless we're going Chinese in which case I am apparently a horse.

Mr

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Hey guys thanks for coming, we’ve done the ground rules (phones off or at least to silent, respect other people when they’re talking, make sure we all return promptly from breaks etc) now before we start let’s have a bit of an ice breaker to increase the energy a bit in the room!

Ok people of Fab.. what ANIMAL best describes you and why?

We’ll start over there and go clockwise. Go .. "

Please. This is all too real. I felt nauseous reading it......... strike nauseous ..... I feel traumatised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's go round and introduce yourself and one interesting fact about you".

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I am now a rabbit in headlights

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"You missed the housekeeping! Where are the fire exits etc! And the pot??? What time is coffee and are there nice biscuits??????"

Do you know we are working through ? There are 2 women's toilets and 40 women and six toilets in the mens...... so the boss can piss in all six. Ave we started yet ?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I had the pleasure of a corporate teams yesterday…. Yawn yawn …..

I’m the lion in the group, I sit and watch…. And pounce when we get to the ‘any questions’ bit at the end

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Ok now all the mars bars - where are you? You are group A …. All the snickers… you’re nuts!! Ho ho ho just a joke don’t tell HR i said that universal eyeroll from everone and all the bounties? You’re all individual because no one likes you … i mean the bounty not you as people ooohh what am i saying i need a coffee!! ( obviously feigned energy)

Right now any questions?

Me:- Will we have access to weapons today?

Manager:- oooh why are you going to kill someone?

Me: I’ve got someone in mind yes!!

(Actual transcript of an actual corporate session!!! )

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

I’m slightly disappointed that the coffee and biscuits comment hasn’t been addressed , clearly the corporate world isn’t for me if they’re not important haha! As to what animal I’d be, I’d probably be a field mouse, they’re little, have eyes that don’t miss anything, and love to hide away Miss pc

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"I’m slightly disappointed that the coffee and biscuits comment hasn’t been addressed , clearly the corporate world isn’t for me if they’re not important haha! As to what animal I’d be, I’d probably be a field mouse, they’re little, have eyes that don’t miss anything, and love to hide away Miss pc "
and they love outdoor sex… just saying!!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Cat, I like naps, preening myself, a nice sunny spot, a blanket, being told I'm pretty and grazing on food all day. Also like cats, unpredictable, might purr, might bite your hand off

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Remember you’ll only get out of this what you put in and be honest with yourself.

I’d be a pigeon because I love donner kebabs at 3 in the morning.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I used to organise these things and to be an observer was the best place, some of what they ask you to do on the spot is madness.

Although I did enjoy the one rule we always had, if you are late back from break / lunch you had to stand in front of the whole team and sing for a minute

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester


"I’m slightly disappointed that the coffee and biscuits comment hasn’t been addressed , clearly the corporate world isn’t for me if they’re not important haha! As to what animal I’d be, I’d probably be a field mouse, they’re little, have eyes that don’t miss anything, and love to hide away Miss pc and they love outdoor sex… just saying!! "

How did I forget about that, clearly need more caffeine this morning Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it lunchtime yet?

And I'd be one of my dogs. Needy, vocal, mildly annoying but very loving certain people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With*

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"Is it lunchtime yet?

And I'd be one of my dogs. Needy, vocal, mildly annoying but very loving certain people "

Id tie a pork chop round my neck so you played with me !!

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