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If your boob's made a sound when someone looked at them...

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Following my thread about sounds your penis could make...

Ladies, if your boob's made a sound when someone looked at them, what sound would it be?

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

no

The world war 2 siren, or a Christmas theme song Mariah Carey all I want for Christmas is you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dry rasping sound, like a corpse exhaling

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It depends on the look.

A leery look sets off a siren, red flashing light and recorded message saying, Warning! Risk of retinal damage!

An invited look and they issue of a gentle sigh as they swell slightly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd talk.. "Touch the left one and you're dead meat"

Aversions are the devil's work.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"It depends on the look.

A leery look sets off a siren, red flashing light and recorded message saying, Warning! Risk of retinal damage!

An invited look and they issue of a gentle sigh as they swell slightly.

"

To be fair I’ve seen both with yours. Maybe that’s a ‘me’ thing but seriously sort out your girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google Keith lemon doing the ‘ha-he ha-he’ noise, like a bike horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AWOOOOOOOOGA, *panting*, *wolf howling*

Straight out of a Tex Avery cartoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dry rasping sound, like a corpse exhaling"

I proper laughed at that.

If I’d been drinking tea it would have hit the far wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i dont have boobs, but if i did and they made a sound when someone looked at them, itll be -

WARNING! STRANGER DANGER!

WARNING! STRANGER DANGER!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd say hello boys

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Haydock

C’s nipples already point at people…they’d probably say ‘hello’ if they could speak…

K

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I think they'd sound like Robert DeNiro say "You lookin' at me?" in a different style every time somebody looks at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’d say “What you lookin at Willis “

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Like a clowns car horn ....... eh huh ehhhh huh ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burlesque music for start playing ahah

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

The catchphrase buzzer sound

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You get back in your cup Missy...no ..you get back in your cup Missy....no.....etc ad infinitum

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

That little click sound your washing machine makes after a wash, to let you know that you can now open the door Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dry rasping sound, like a corpse exhaling

I proper laughed at that.

If I’d been drinking tea it would have hit the far wall "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a well known fact that boobs make two sounds. One's akin to a horn on a train, the other a foghorn on a ocean liner.

Simple as that.

And the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a well known fact that boobs make two sounds. One's akin to a horn on a train, the other a foghorn on a ocean liner.

Simple as that.

And the truth."

Some are also rumoured to go "wa waaaaa"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sarah millicans ah he noise

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Wiggle wiggle

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A wink noise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like if it varied depending whether I wanted them looking or not - I'd use the Family Fortunes 'uh uh' and 'ding' noises

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

The dixie horn on Del Boy's signal green Capri Ghia during the riot scene.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I'd like if it varied depending whether I wanted them looking or not - I'd use the Family Fortunes 'uh uh' and 'ding' noises"

Who do you want to look? Purely for research purposes, you understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“OUCH”

They are still sensitive and in pain If I get bumped into

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

The dukes of hazard car horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have one lady who I say "plop plop" when I lift her top. Childish I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure about being looked at but her ladyship's often make a honking noise when I come up behind her and give them a squeeze

Oh I'm such a child sometimes.

Mr

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By *ueandbillCouple
over a year ago

Leyland

Some very funny replies lol, mine arnt big enough to get attention, but walking round the city centre watching you guys eye up the girls there would be sirens and horns going off everywhere lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Toot toot x

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