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I'm sure you've heard yourself get called gorgeous and beautiful

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By *arkcrystal OP   Man
over a year ago

Bristol

from many people so let me be the one that stands out and say I would throw myself in a wood chipper at the off chance I would be recycled into your toilet paper just to have a chance to slide between your cheeks.

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

ummmm thanks? I guess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human sacrifice.. hmm that would be the first

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Thanks, a tad messy though!

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee


"Human sacrifice.. hmm that would be the first "

aww... the first one is the best

fond memories...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not say a lady is beautiful or gorgeous ? I don't do flattery that's shallow,but if I see a beautiful gorgeous lady then I hope she wouldn't mind me expressing my opinion that I find her very attractive

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Smooth...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Hang on. 2 or 4 ply?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Thank you, I appreciate that

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Well you're only human and I'm pretty fucking special.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Human sacrifice.. hmm that would be the first

aww... the first one is the best

fond memories..."

Sounded like a quote from The silence of the lambs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a little bit of a heads up.. curry tonight. You might want to defer for a few days

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Vadim said he made that human toilet paper especially for me, words will be had.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Will it be as good as WGAC Bamboo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best make yourself a moisturised version for me after what I've been trying out lately!

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