FabSwingers.com forum: Crab Migration

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I have just seen an article on the migration of red crabs on Easter Island. One of earth's wonders and apparently they are harmless...

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Maybe they’re feeling the pinch..?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

They are always looking for an argument, they keep giving it "all that"

Visual joke

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

The guardian has many varied stories then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I wonder if they have to shell out for transport, on this migration?

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

This news has me shell shocked x

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They look amazing but on the same island there is a more sinister crab.. the coconut crab can grow to 1 meter across and break open a coconut with its fangs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That damn Jesus at it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This turned out to be far less scary and less gross than i originally thought

My first reaction seeing the title - "say what now?"

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"They are always looking for an argument, they keep giving it "all that"

Visual joke"

Still made me laugh though

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"They look amazing but on the same island there is a more sinister crab.. the coconut crab can grow to 1 meter across and break open a coconut with its fangs "

Crabs don’t have fangs!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The vampire crab does.....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Fangs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fangs?

Aye.

A horrid toothy death awaits ye!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Fangs?

Aye.

A horrid toothy death awaits ye!"

Death by crabs sounds terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fangs?

Aye.

A horrid toothy death awaits ye!

Death by crabs sounds terrible

Doesnt it though?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

During migration season I would be on the first plane out of there.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"During migration season I would be on the first plane out of there."

You and Tom

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Crabs do have fangs.. like spiders...eight legs and two fangs

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Crabs do have fangs.. like spiders...eight legs and two fangs "

I cook them often. No fangs.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Crabs do have fangs.. like spiders...eight legs and two fangs

I cook them often. No fangs."

You cook spiders ?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Crabs do have fangs.. like spiders...eight legs and two fangs "

No Tom, they are classed as decapods, 8 legs and two smaller ones at the front to catch food that is then shredded and moved into their mouths

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Fun fact...

If you hold a crab to your ear, you can hear what it sounds like to be attacked by a crab!

Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are always looking for an argument, they keep giving it "all that"

Visual joke"

I LOVE that joke

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Crabs do have fangs.. like spiders...eight legs and two fangs

No Tom, they are classed as decapods, 8 legs and two smaller ones at the front to catch food that is then shredded and moved into their mouths

Exactly.. fangs and some crabs inject poison as do poisonous spiders

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

Maybe it gets too nippy for them.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Crabs do have fangs.. like spiders...eight legs and two fangs

No Tom, they are classed as decapods, 8 legs and two smaller ones at the front to catch food that is then shredded and moved into their mouths

Exactly.. fangs and some crabs inject poison as do poisonous spiders "

No poison in crabs ffs

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Crabs do have fangs.. like spiders...eight legs and two fangs

No Tom, they are classed as decapods, 8 legs and two smaller ones at the front to catch food that is then shredded and moved into their mouths

Exactly.. fangs and some crabs inject poison as do poisonous spiders

No poison in crabs ffs"

Depends on the type of crab...

There are crabs on Easter Island that crack open cocunuts

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Do you mean Christmas Island rather than Easter Island Tom?

Either way I am sure it’s a literally, littorally, laterally amazing event to witness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this when they all get squished on the roads poor dears.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Yes... Christmas Island.

The red crab migration..

But there are these monster crabs, Frankenstein crabs that can live off coconuts

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Yes... Christmas Island.

The red crab migration..

But there are these monster crabs, Frankenstein crabs that can live off coconuts "

Long way from Colchester then..

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Fun fact...

If you hold a crab to your ear, you can hear what it sounds like to be attacked by a crab!

Bob"

That actually made me lol

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It matters not how poisonous they are...they are a meter long and can crack human bones like coconuts...

Dangerous buggers

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Crabs do have fangs.. like spiders...eight legs and two fangs

No Tom, they are classed as decapods, 8 legs and two smaller ones at the front to catch food that is then shredded and moved into their mouths

Exactly.. fangs and some crabs inject poison as do poisonous spiders

No poison in crabs ffs"

It would be venom, venom is injected, poison is ingested but you’re right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It matters not how poisonous they are...they are a meter long and can crack human bones like coconuts...

Dangerous buggers "

Do they make galloping noises with the leftovers

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"It matters not how poisonous they are...they are a meter long and can crack human bones like coconuts...

Dangerous buggers

Do they make galloping noises with the leftovers"

Like a heard of horses running at you

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"It matters not how poisonous they are...they are a meter long and can crack human bones like coconuts...

Dangerous buggers

Do they make galloping noises with the leftovers"

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