FabSwingers.com forum: Mince pies?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who’s had one? Is it time yet?

There’s some things that really kick off Christmas , mince pies is one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vile awful things. No thanks.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

I had one warm with cold custard on Sunday night. Was yummy

Posh

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I see A Christmas Handful has just displayed her first batch! The mince pies look good too

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I could eat them year round, but it is a little early for Christmas food. You'll just have to find something else to spray with your cream for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With brandy cream

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Not me

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

If they're shortcrust then warm with brandy butter, puff pastry just go straight in the gob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see A Christmas Handful has just displayed her first batch! The mince pies look good too

Yup my first batch is ready

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By *gentJMan
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Try the luxury ones from Lidl. Very nice even if it's a bit early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been eating them for weeks now absolutely love them and Christmas cake to I do have a very sweet tooth though

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn right,I got four boxes of six to get through before December starts lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must have some sort of control or else I would definitely over indulge and mince pies are a weakness of mine. So I only buy 1 box for Christmas and I am already so looking forward to eating my first mince pie of the year.

NBVN x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I want to like them.

However... I think they're rancid and I'd rather eat own shit. Every year I try just in case my tastebuds changed their mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had some in like late september

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have had 6! Not all at once!

I couldn't fit the other 3 in after the first 3.

All gone now though.

Jo.Xx

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

Never liked them, I have to slather them with english mustard to dull the taste.

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By *MrandMrsRedxCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Yes!

Had my first a good few weeks ago

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One?

I've had 'several'

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

On my 8th box of them.....already.

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Eeerrmmmm I have bought my second box today...

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Tesco lattice mince meat pies are awesome but I’ve already had too many so that’s me done for this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm... I'll donate mine to a good home

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Oh I do love a mince pie. My fave are the ones with the crumble topping instead of pastry. Delish! Xx

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Got some from Konditor London, they’re amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had a couple, but I’m saving them for Christmas now!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Erm... I'll donate mine to a good home

Me! Me! Me!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None yet I’m waiting for December

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I'm on about my third box

Usually what happens, way before Christmas I get fed up with them so I don't usually have any at Christmas.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yes I've have 2 whole packs. Love them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet but I’ve just bought the iced ones ready for the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. I might eat one out of politeness if offered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer a hairy pie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luxury deep filled mince pies and mulled cider, the perfect start to a Christmas season

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By *ver the hill for fabMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Puff pastry from the co/op 4 mince pies tastes lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Luxury deep filled mince pies and mulled cider, the perfect start to a Christmas season"

Ooh all of a sudden it doesn’t feel too early. Haha

But I do agree with most on here, I need to wait until December.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I haven’t had a mince pie yet this year but I have tried McVitie’s mince pie flavoured chocolate digestives.

They were ok but I prefer a good old untainted chocolate digestive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Todays the day!! Going to break my 2021 Mince Pie virginity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep seeing them in Sainsbury and keep shouting "no" at them, I fear the temptation will be too much soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeee, horrible little pies! They're just 'ick' in pastry! Vommmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I do believe they are in the category of like/dislike things in life.

But do you take it with cream or have it dry?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I do believe they are in the category of like/dislike things in life.

But do you take it with cream or have it dry?

Like so many things in life they're just so much better with cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I confess

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Love them but Sainsburys bakery six packs win hands down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do believe they are in the category of like/dislike things in life.

But do you take it with cream or have it dry?

Like so many things in life they're just so much better with cream

This is true… I have cream

*I may have said this above somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love them but Sainsburys bakery six packs win hands down."

Prove it ! I’ll post my address….

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Mince pies for breakfast?!

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Got some from Asda crumbly ones with hint of alcohol and make homemade ones nearer the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got some from Asda crumbly ones with hint of alcohol and make homemade ones nearer the time.

Do you make homemade?

you are just showing off now.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

There are so many to choose from ! X

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Got some from Asda crumbly ones with hint of alcohol and make homemade ones nearer the time.

Do you make homemade?

you are just showing off now.

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Not showing off they are easy to make! Humble brag

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've eaten 2 puff pastry ones for breakfast

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I ate a packet last week, (one a day) not all at once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate a packet last week, (one a day) not all at once.

That's very restrained of you.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I ate a packet last week, (one a day) not all at once.

That's very restrained of you. "

One tries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate a packet last week, (one a day) not all at once.

That's very restrained of you.

One tries.

I fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've eaten two packets so far. Well the use by date was December 1st so wasn't going to waste them

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I've been having mince pies for the last 2 weeks with custard too!

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Had some a few weeks back, very yummy but now we’re sitting in the sun they are far from our minds

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Warmed and eaten with ice cream...lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I discovered them late in life. Whilst I wouldn't seek them out, if there's one going spare...

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Bought a pack last night as I (R) realised that resistance is futile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got some from Asda crumbly ones with hint of alcohol and make homemade ones nearer the time.

Do you make homemade?

you are just showing off now.

Not showing off they are easy to make! Humble brag

haha"

I’ve only ever made them once. From scratch.

Other wise I would cheat with the jar of mince meat…..now they just sound horrible. Who called it mince meat?

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By *palgMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Love them, but anytime before December is too early!

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By *hirdTimesACharmCouple
over a year ago

northamptonshire

Prefer a cream pie!

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By *..FirstMan
over a year ago

london

I would pass on a blowjob to have a mince pie!

If you believe that…. LMFAO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like them - I'm not keen on dried fruit and mincemeat - that said I have followed my late wife's tradition and made some plus 5 Christmas cakes for family members and friends even though I won't eat any of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Controversial, but I seek them out all year round! Love love love a mince pie! X

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I haven’t had any yet, I

them but would demolish a half dozen in no time so I’m being all restrained and good

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By *ylonistMan
over a year ago

Worksop

Horrendous things Pastry with grit included

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By *aseyjones7Man
over a year ago

leicestershire

Morrisons ones are very nice . Quite thick on the short crust pastry and a noticeably rich filling.

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By *asterandGenieCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Tesco mince pie for breakfast today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep seeing them in Sainsbury and keep shouting "no" at them, I fear the temptation will be too much soon

I had a mad moment mid September

… it might have involved eating a whole pack in a day

So now I’m glaring NO! at them when I see them

I can’t even let myself think about Nigellas recipe for Frangipane Mince Pies

… now they’re the devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mince pies aren't for me think the earliest I seen them in aldi was September and the use by date was November

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I have a Yule log in my fridge, does that count?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I so wish I liked them

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I have never had one and I'm not planning on ever having one, I hate raisins in food.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I have a Yule log in my fridge, does that count?

Ooo these are yummy too... as it's technically cake

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Not had any mince pies yet, but have made brandy butter ready for them and my Xmas pud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vile awful things. No thanks. "

Wow. I don't know how to react to that.

Mine are the best. Aldi's marzipan ones second.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Who’s had one? Is it time yet?

There’s some things that really kick off Christmas , mince pies is one of them.

No... it isn't time yet.

And yes I've had a couple

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be buying them soon. I love a hot mince pie x

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I have a Yule log in my fridge, does that count?

Ooo these are yummy too... as it's technically cake

Cake makes everything better Emily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try Iceland's deluxe ones, very tasty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who’s had one? Is it time yet?

There’s some things that really kick off Christmas , mince pies is one of them.

No... it isn't time yet.

And yes I've had a couple

Cal"

Haha. Good answer.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I have never had one and I'm not planning on ever having one, I hate raisins in food.

More for me

LvM

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Who’s had one? Is it time yet?

There’s some things that really kick off Christmas , mince pies is one of them.

We eat hot mince pies all year round with mashed potatoes peas and gravy.

There is something about that cold-water pastry that makes mince pies & rhubarb pies delicious.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Yes. Had my first over a month ago now.

Mince pies should not just be for Christmas!

I've had to make do with Eccles Cakes and GodCakes throughout the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes cake does make everything better

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Got some from Asda crumbly ones with hint of alcohol and make homemade ones nearer the time.

Do you make homemade?

you are just showing off now.

Not showing off they are easy to make! Humble brag

haha

I’ve only ever made them once. From scratch.

Other wise I would cheat with the jar of mince meat…..now they just sound horrible. Who called it mince meat?

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Oh nice it's okay to cheat a little! I'll let you off. Haha God knows why it's called mince meat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got some from Asda crumbly ones with hint of alcohol and make homemade ones nearer the time.

Do you make homemade?

you are just showing off now.

Not showing off they are easy to make! Humble brag

haha

I’ve only ever made them once. From scratch.

Other wise I would cheat with the jar of mince meat…..now they just sound horrible. Who called it mince meat?

Oh nice it's okay to cheat a little! I'll let you off. Haha God knows why it's called mince meat?

Cos it used to have actual minced meat in it lol

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Got some from Asda crumbly ones with hint of alcohol and make homemade ones nearer the time.

Do you make homemade?

you are just showing off now.

Not showing off they are easy to make! Humble brag

haha

I’ve only ever made them once. From scratch.

Other wise I would cheat with the jar of mince meat…..now they just sound horrible. Who called it mince meat?

Oh nice it's okay to cheat a little! I'll let you off. Haha God knows why it's called mince meat?

Cos it used to have actual minced meat in it lol

"
Haha sarcasm!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Fed up of mince pies I'm 67 had them every year that I can remember.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Never

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By *lder funCouple
over a year ago

tottenham

food of the devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got some from Asda crumbly ones with hint of alcohol and make homemade ones nearer the time.

Do you make homemade?

you are just showing off now.

Not showing off they are easy to make! Humble brag

haha

I’ve only ever made them once. From scratch.

Other wise I would cheat with the jar of mince meat…..now they just sound horrible. Who called it mince meat?

Oh nice it's okay to cheat a little! I'll let you off. Haha God knows why it's called mince meat?

Cos it used to have actual minced meat in it lol

Haha sarcasm!

Sorry

I wasnt quite sure lol x

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Got some from Asda crumbly ones with hint of alcohol and make homemade ones nearer the time.

Do you make homemade?

you are just showing off now.

Not showing off they are easy to make! Humble brag

haha

I’ve only ever made them once. From scratch.

Other wise I would cheat with the jar of mince meat…..now they just sound horrible. Who called it mince meat?

Oh nice it's okay to cheat a little! I'll let you off. Haha God knows why it's called mince meat?

Cos it used to have actual minced meat in it lol

Haha sarcasm!

Sorry

I wasnt quite sure lol x"
Hahaha bants! Don't need to be sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fed up of mince pies I'm 67 had them every year that I can remember."

Same….I still don’t see how you got fed up with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got some from Asda crumbly ones with hint of alcohol and make homemade ones nearer the time.

Do you make homemade?

you are just showing off now.

Not showing off they are easy to make! Humble brag

haha

I’ve only ever made them once. From scratch.

Other wise I would cheat with the jar of mince meat…..now they just sound horrible. Who called it mince meat?

Oh nice it's okay to cheat a little! I'll let you off. Haha God knows why it's called mince meat?

Cos it used to have actual minced meat in it lol

Haha sarcasm!

Sorry

I wasnt quite sure lol x Hahaha bants! Don't need to be sorry

Shhh. Nobody wants to know that fact.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I found some in the cupboard yesterday that have been there for a year now.

Do you think they'll still be ok?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Had a home made one in a small local gift shop starting Xmas early

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I found some in the cupboard yesterday that have been there for a year now.

Do you think they'll still be ok?"

Pickle them? It preserves, I’ve been told.

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Yes mince pies.... all year round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brought a pack for work about 2 weeks ago.

Had 2 myself

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over a year ago

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Usually wait till around Xmas time but succumbed to one last weekend at a cafe and utterly enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they're yuck! Even the smell urgh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

they're yuck! Even the smell urgh "

Nobody listen to these lies!!! They are all lies!!!

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Destroyed a box to myself a couple of weeks ago, although this is the first year in recent times that I’ve not wanted to eat them the second they hit the shelves.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A warm mincie is nicie

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By *r and Mrs SexploitCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I love minced pies but it's too early yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A warm mincie is nicie

with cream

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Local bakery had homemade mince pies on offer ... couldn't resist!

...now just for the serving suggestions

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

they're yuck! Even the smell urgh "

Gone for ages, then you return to say this!

Tut tut.

*shakes head.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Sainsbury's posh ones are a no from me.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Never have I ever had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one once in an old folks home entertaining them with the cubs choir thinking it would be hot and beefy i was gutted to find a cold squidgy nasty mess in my gob and spat it up nasty business

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