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Asteroid alert!

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

NASA is about to crash a spacecraft into an asteroid to test whether we could in future knock a dangerous one out of collision with Earth.

Will it go according to plan you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope they don’t knock INTO a collision with the Earth. That would just be stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope they don’t knock INTO a collision with the Earth. That would just be stupid. "

And frankly a little negligent.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

To quote Newton's turd law.. it's going to shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope they don’t knock INTO a collision with the Earth. That would just be stupid. "

I was thinking that, could seriously backfire.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Bullshit! Couple of carefully positioned magnets and we’ll fuck this shit off. Don’t worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bullshit! Couple of carefully positioned magnets and we’ll fuck this shit off. Don’t worry."

What do you mean bullshit? it really is happening they are testing it now, it's about to launch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waste off money

As anything big anuff to be dangerous is going to be plant sized a tiny space ship isn’t going to knock it out the way

May work for smaller ones but what’s the point they just get broken up by or entry atmosphere anyway like they do now

We get hit with small metros every single day we just don’t see them as they dust before they even hit the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have they not watched Deep impact? It’s got to be blown up from the inside by a shit load of nuclear bombs x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Bullshit! Couple of carefully positioned magnets and we’ll fuck this shit off. Don’t worry.

What do you mean bullshit? it really is happening they are testing it now, it's about to launch. "

I know and it’s mainly magnets. Seriously we have it covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction is Newtons 3rd law... in the vacume of space it has a better than probable chance I'd have thought as the trajectory only needs to deviate by microns, but to deviate where...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waste off money

As anything big anuff to be dangerous is going to be plant sized a tiny space ship isn’t going to knock it out the way

May work for smaller ones but what’s the point they just get broken up by or entry atmosphere anyway like they do now

We get hit with small metros every single day we just don’t see them as they dust before they even hit the ground "

Have you seen Greenland on Netflix!? I don’t want none of that sh*t happening tbf.

Hopefully the Yanks will be able to build a rocket in a couple of months with the likes of Bruce Willis in it to drill into it with a nuclear bomb and save the day, just like in Armageddon like, if ever a gert big bugger of a space rock hurtles towards the Earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just send Bruce Willis n his mates up to fuck that shit up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have they not watched Deep impact? It’s got to be blown up from the inside by a shit load of nuclear bombs x "

Pfft you beat me to it my lovely. How the devil are you, by the way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waste off money

As anything big anuff to be dangerous is going to be plant sized a tiny space ship isn’t going to knock it out the way

May work for smaller ones but what’s the point they just get broken up by or entry atmosphere anyway like they do now

We get hit with small metros every single day we just don’t see them as they dust before they even hit the ground

Have you seen Greenland on Netflix!? I don’t want none of that sh*t happening tbf.

Hopefully the Yanks will be able to build a rocket in a couple of months with the likes of Bruce Willis in it to drill into it with a nuclear bomb and save the day, just like in Armageddon like, if ever a gert big bugger of a space rock hurtles towards the Earth. "

Nope but I have sat and watched the Hubble telescope live when they had it on

You could see tiny rocks shooting past it right for us all the time

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eOyv8HIqKEA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waste off money

As anything big anuff to be dangerous is going to be plant sized a tiny space ship isn’t going to knock it out the way

May work for smaller ones but what’s the point they just get broken up by or entry atmosphere anyway like they do now

We get hit with small metros every single day we just don’t see them as they dust before they even hit the ground

Have you seen Greenland on Netflix!? I don’t want none of that sh*t happening tbf.

Hopefully the Yanks will be able to build a rocket in a couple of months with the likes of Bruce Willis in it to drill into it with a nuclear bomb and save the day, just like in Armageddon like, if ever a gert big bugger of a space rock hurtles towards the Earth. "

Actually not Netflix. Amazon. I’m on about my 4th or 5th separate free trial with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waste off money

As anything big anuff to be dangerous is going to be plant sized a tiny space ship isn’t going to knock it out the way

May work for smaller ones but what’s the point they just get broken up by or entry atmosphere anyway like they do now

We get hit with small metros every single day we just don’t see them as they dust before they even hit the ground

Have you seen Greenland on Netflix!? I don’t want none of that sh*t happening tbf.

Hopefully the Yanks will be able to build a rocket in a couple of months with the likes of Bruce Willis in it to drill into it with a nuclear bomb and save the day, just like in Armageddon like, if ever a gert big bugger of a space rock hurtles towards the Earth.

Nope but I have sat and watched the Hubble telescope live when they had it on

You could see tiny rocks shooting past it right for us all the time

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eOyv8HIqKEA"

What about Planet X though? That’s some scary sh*t. Was going to rip the Earth apart in 2012 according to some prophecies .. what if someone just got mixed up in a transposition error and they *really* meant 2021!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an Astrophysics nerd, it can work because when you take into consideration the distance they hit the asteroid from it can throw it off and thus leave our planet unscathed.

Something most people don't know, because Jupiter has the second largest gravitational pull in our solar system, it is responsible for preventing several asteroids from reaching Mars and Earth and instead absorbs a fair amount of asteroids.

Again a big part will depend on the distance they make contact with the asteroid as well as the angle of contact and the direction they hit the asteroid from.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Tell NASA to get some sodding work done & to stop watching Armageddon!

As we all know the American's will save the day & the universe.......

Where did I put me Flash Gordon dvd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have they not watched Deep impact? It’s got to be blown up from the inside by a shit load of nuclear bombs x

Pfft you beat me to it my lovely. How the devil are you, by the way? "

I’m ok thanks, nice to see you visiting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waste off money

As anything big anuff to be dangerous is going to be plant sized a tiny space ship isn’t going to knock it out the way

May work for smaller ones but what’s the point they just get broken up by or entry atmosphere anyway like they do now

We get hit with small metros every single day we just don’t see them as they dust before they even hit the ground

Have you seen Greenland on Netflix!? I don’t want none of that sh*t happening tbf.

Hopefully the Yanks will be able to build a rocket in a couple of months with the likes of Bruce Willis in it to drill into it with a nuclear bomb and save the day, just like in Armageddon like, if ever a gert big bugger of a space rock hurtles towards the Earth.

Nope but I have sat and watched the Hubble telescope live when they had it on

You could see tiny rocks shooting past it right for us all the time

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eOyv8HIqKEA

What about Planet X though? That’s some scary sh*t. Was going to rip the Earth apart in 2012 according to some prophecies .. what if someone just got mixed up in a transposition error and they *really* meant 2021!? "

Exactly the things was ment to be 10x the size off earth no tiny space ship is knocking it off corse that’s my point

Anything small anuff to be knocked off corse by a spaceship would just get burned in or atmosphere anyway so it’s pointless and a waste off money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waste off money

As anything big anuff to be dangerous is going to be plant sized a tiny space ship isn’t going to knock it out the way

May work for smaller ones but what’s the point they just get broken up by or entry atmosphere anyway like they do now

We get hit with small metros every single day we just don’t see them as they dust before they even hit the ground

Have you seen Greenland on Netflix!? I don’t want none of that sh*t happening tbf.

Hopefully the Yanks will be able to build a rocket in a couple of months with the likes of Bruce Willis in it to drill into it with a nuclear bomb and save the day, just like in Armageddon like, if ever a gert big bugger of a space rock hurtles towards the Earth.

Nope but I have sat and watched the Hubble telescope live when they had it on

You could see tiny rocks shooting past it right for us all the time

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eOyv8HIqKEA

What about Planet X though? That’s some scary sh*t. Was going to rip the Earth apart in 2012 according to some prophecies .. what if someone just got mixed up in a transposition error and they *really* meant 2021!?

Exactly the things was ment to be 10x the size off earth no tiny space ship is knocking it off corse that’s my point

Anything small anuff to be knocked off corse by a spaceship would just get burned in or atmosphere anyway so it’s pointless and a waste off money "

Bruce Willis is going to need a damn big drill!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"To quote Newton's turd law.. it's going to shit "

I find that physical unpleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waste off money

As anything big anuff to be dangerous is going to be plant sized a tiny space ship isn’t going to knock it out the way

May work for smaller ones but what’s the point they just get broken up by or entry atmosphere anyway like they do now

We get hit with small metros every single day we just don’t see them as they dust before they even hit the ground

Have you seen Greenland on Netflix!? I don’t want none of that sh*t happening tbf.

Hopefully the Yanks will be able to build a rocket in a couple of months with the likes of Bruce Willis in it to drill into it with a nuclear bomb and save the day, just like in Armageddon like, if ever a gert big bugger of a space rock hurtles towards the Earth.

Nope but I have sat and watched the Hubble telescope live when they had it on

You could see tiny rocks shooting past it right for us all the time

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eOyv8HIqKEA

What about Planet X though? That’s some scary sh*t. Was going to rip the Earth apart in 2012 according to some prophecies .. what if someone just got mixed up in a transposition error and they *really* meant 2021!?

Exactly the things was ment to be 10x the size off earth no tiny space ship is knocking it off corse that’s my point

Anything small anuff to be knocked off corse by a spaceship would just get burned in or atmosphere anyway so it’s pointless and a waste off money

Bruce Willis is going to need a damn big drill!"

Yip lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be cooler if they just got round to building some big ass orbital rail gun to blast them to pieces

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

We're all doomed so find a fwb quickly or even a FB

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By *tticus Finch 76Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Just read that an asteroid would only have to be 60 miles wide to destroy all life on Earth. Cheerful thought...thanks Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just read that an asteroid would only have to be 60 miles wide to destroy all life on Earth. Cheerful thought...thanks Google "

So if its 59 miles wide, some of us are still okay

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By *tticus Finch 76Man
over a year ago

Northampton


"Just read that an asteroid would only have to be 60 miles wide to destroy all life on Earth. Cheerful thought...thanks Google

So if its 59 miles wide, some of us are still okay "

Three chickens and a frog I think.

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Just read that an asteroid would only have to be 60 miles wide to destroy all life on Earth. Cheerful thought...thanks Google

So if its 59 miles wide, some of us are still okay "

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

Are Aerosmith on standby? I heard they don’t wanna miss a thing….

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

There are so many they are keeping track of and a few they have a slight worry over, but we’ll be dust by the time any get near.

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Theses things have certainly hit the Earth in the last. If one hadn’t we’d still be in the shadow of the dinosaurs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I would rather be wiped out by a asteroid than a virus where a few are left or a big freeze or a tsunami. Let it be quick, instant and wipe us all at the same time

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By *unnyLinguistMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Fabs is definitely where to come for intelligent and informed comment.

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"To be fair I would rather be wiped out by a asteroid than a virus where a few are left or a big freeze or a tsunami. Let it be quick, instant and wipe us all at the same time "

Us all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a Chinese asteroid?

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Is it a Chinese asteroid?"

You mean will it ping when hit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it a Chinese asteroid?

You mean will it ping when hit?"

Asteroids ................I thought you meant haemorrhoids apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theses things have certainly hit the Earth in the last. If one hadn’t we’d still be in the shadow of the dinosaurs."

Reading some forum posts it could be argued that shadow is still being cast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope they don’t knock INTO a collision with the Earth. That would just be stupid. "

That’s just what I was thinking… that would be typical…

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I wonder who will be the first to have sex on an asteroid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope they don’t knock INTO a collision with the Earth. That would just be stupid.

That’s just what I was thinking… that would be typical…"

Yes, take an asteroid in a stable orbit around another asteroid. Knock it out of that orbit and watch what happens. What could go wrong?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

If pieces break off they will need to monitor each one for a while.

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