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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I had a romp with a lady recently and discovered she had a hairy bumhole, like proper hairy. A good tuft of hair.

Never encountered this before, it wasn't a massive turn off, but certainly put me off my stride a bit. I love love love rimming ladies, but the hair put a dampener on that.

How do you tell a lady they have a hairy bumhole without causing too much upset?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get in amongst it.

Or ask who she thinks has the hairier bumhole between you both

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's just hair.

Would you shave your legs if a woman said she didn't like hairy legs on men?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

She will know. The majority of women have hair back there they just shave/wax/veet it.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Post a forum thread.. she'll likely squat on a mirror and some other fella will reap the benefits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just comb it to one side and get stuck in man..

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Next time take some veet, splurge a dollop on your tongue then rim that bullet hole smooth man.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"How do you tell a lady they have a hairy bumhole without causing too much upset? "

“Excuse me, I don’t mean to be rude or anything, but you do realise you haven’t waxed your bumhole? I was looking forward to tongue fucking your arse, but all that hair will just go up my nose and tickle it leaving me no option but to sneeze all up in your guts and play you like a Tuba”.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Just comb it to one side and get stuck in man.."

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Some of these replies have tickled me .

And no I don’t have a tickled hairy asshole before someone asks

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Why is it frowned upon to have body hair? Imagine the first time a woman shaved her bits everyone thought it was weird now it's weird to have hair lol

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Next time you rim her light your pipe first

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By *otwifeKazWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

OMG....hair where it grows naturally who would've thought


"So I had a romp with a lady recently and discovered she had a hairy bumhole, like proper hairy. A good tuft of hair.

Never encountered this before, it wasn't a massive turn off, but certainly put me off my stride a bit. I love love love rimming ladies, but the hair put a dampener on that.

How do you tell a lady they have a hairy bumhole without causing too much upset? "

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Its a turn off for me personally, but thats just my opinion. Whether you choose to shave/wax it is your own choice

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By *otwifeKazWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Says a very hairy man....would you shave if requested?


"Its a turn off for me personally, but thats just my opinion. Whether you choose to shave/wax it is your own choice "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick her up for a date and tell her your going to change her life. Blindfold her, lead her to the shaving aisle in Tescos and scream TADA.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

This thread is one reason that I'm reluctant to meet any more. I'm quite hairy and would hate to think someone was so surprised by it that they needed advice.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"So I had a romp with a lady recently and discovered she had a hairy bumhole, like proper hairy. A good tuft of hair.

Never encountered this before, it wasn't a massive turn off, but certainly put me off my stride a bit. I love love love rimming ladies, but the hair put a dampener on that.

How do you tell a lady they have a hairy bumhole without causing too much upset? "

I’ve had the same experience. I just stopped meeting her. I’m not about telling fwb to change their body for me, nor am I looking to humiliate or embarrass or offend them with the “I didn’t like this part of your body will you change it for me” conversation.

Plenty more fish in the sea

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth


"It's just hair.

Would you shave your legs if a woman said she didn't like hairy legs on men?"

Err yes probably

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I grew up with 80’s porn films. Hair down there never puts me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The phrase ‘hairy bumhole’ is making me giggle

So long as she didn’t have dingleberries or klingons get stuck in

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth


"It's just hair.

Would you shave your legs if a woman said she didn't like hairy legs on men?"

Err yes probably

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Ugh... So tired of conversations about body hair! People are hairy, some more than others. Get over it.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

In answer to your question, you don't. I mean she probably already knows, it's her body after all.

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford


"How do you tell a lady they have a hairy bumhole without causing too much upset?

“Excuse me, I don’t mean to be rude or anything, but you do realise you haven’t waxed your bumhole? I was looking forward to tongue fucking your arse, but all that hair will just go up my nose and tickle it leaving me no option but to sneeze all up in your guts and play you like a Tuba”."

Ahahahahaha I’m out… I’ve literally coughed my lunch over my screen laughing ffs amazing g

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't think gender even comes into this one, it's about maximising the pleasure of a rim job for both parties and it's just more hygienic. If it was a guy I'd have the same issue.

AND, on the flipside, I make sure my arse crack is smooth for anyone who wants to give it a rimming. I don't think that's a lot to ask of anyone, man or woman.

A hairless crack benefits both parties in this instance.

Anyway, thanks all for your responses, food for thought as always. Much appreciated.xxx

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By *illyboneon1Man
over a year ago

Louth


"This thread is one reason that I'm reluctant to meet any more. I'm quite hairy and would hate to think someone was so surprised by it that they needed advice. "

A lot of men love hairy bums and bush on a lady xx Truth known lots more would be natural if it wasn’t for the pressure of society forcing them to shave / wax !

It also saves them lots of time and expense removing hair . Only my option xx keep hairy and happy xx

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I saw mine close up recently in a vid from couple weeks ago! Thought it b hairy but only couple hairs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh thats a nightmare for me i couldnt go there myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez get over it, it’s all natural!!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Ask her where's the best place to go & get yer bum hole bleached?

Then you can pop the question in of getting your hairy one done too!

Yer fucked if doesn't twig though....

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

You could have offered to shave it off for her, then wrap it up, take it home with you, and then advertise it on E Bay as organic dental floss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only weird at first OP.

Seen enough times becomes a fetish

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"This thread is one reason that I'm reluctant to meet any more. I'm quite hairy and would hate to think someone was so surprised by it that they needed advice.

A lot of men love hairy bums and bush on a lady xx Truth known lots more would be natural if it wasn’t for the pressure of society forcing them to shave / wax !

It also saves them lots of time and expense removing hair . Only my option xx keep hairy and happy xx"

I'm not changing to suit anybody off the internet don't worry . I am hesitant about meeting casually nowadays for a few reasons but the way women with pubic hair are often talked about is high on the list. I'm too old and too tired to deliberately put myself in a position to be criticised.

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By *illyboneon1Man
over a year ago

Louth


"This thread is one reason that I'm reluctant to meet any more. I'm quite hairy and would hate to think someone was so surprised by it that they needed advice. "

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Truly was it a 'tuft' or a few hairs...

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

If it's very important to you OP it's probably worth having the conversation before you're face down in her arse.

I assume if someone doesn't specifically ask about it that they don't mind either way. I don't ask a guy if he waxes his arse because it's just not important to me. If it was important to him I'd hope he'd make that expectation clear so I had the choice of meeting the expectation or walking away.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I was in my very early twenties when I learned I had a bush of a balloon knot.

Seriously up until then I was clueless.

How did I discover my starfish was not silky and smooth as I expected it to be? When the lady waxing my legs and bikini line for my holiday asked me if she wanted me to do my crack etc so it didn't stand out

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

She’s probably at the bingo now having a laugh with her mates telling them that she copped off with someone who likes a hairy sheriff’s badge

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"If it's very important to you OP it's probably worth having the conversation before you're face down in her arse.

I assume if someone doesn't specifically ask about it that they don't mind either way. I don't ask a guy if he waxes his arse because it's just not important to me. If it was important to him I'd hope he'd make that expectation clear so I had the choice of meeting the expectation or walking away."

Jackpot

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

The problem lies with assuming the default setting is hairless.

If it's a planned meet, ask first if it's important to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old FB of mine had a very hairy bum and I loved it. She was a bit self conscious about it at first but I love a girl with hair where ever it is.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"I don't think gender even comes into this one, it's about maximising the pleasure of a rim job for both parties and it's just more hygienic. If it was a guy I'd have the same issue.

AND, on the flipside, I make sure my arse crack is smooth for anyone who wants to give it a rimming. I don't think that's a lot to ask of anyone, man or woman.

A hairless crack benefits both parties in this instance.

Anyway, thanks all for your responses, food for thought as always. Much appreciated.xxx"

It most certainly isn't more hygienic!

Hair prevents constant skin rubbing and wicks any moisture away but besides all that, washing always has the desired effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No complaints here and rather hairy.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I don't think gender even comes into this one, it's about maximising the pleasure of a rim job for both parties and it's just more hygienic. If it was a guy I'd have the same issue.

AND, on the flipside, I make sure my arse crack is smooth for anyone who wants to give it a rimming. I don't think that's a lot to ask of anyone, man or woman.

A hairless crack benefits both parties in this instance.

Anyway, thanks all for your responses, food for thought as always. Much appreciated.xxx

It most certainly isn't more hygienic!

Hair prevents constant skin rubbing and wicks any moisture away but besides all that, washing always has the desired effect."

I only seem to get chub-rub when I'm smooth skinned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think she will be well aware she has hair on her butt. I personally don't think you have any reason to say anything or ask her to remove it. If you don't like it, find someone who doesn't have any.

Maybe in the future ask women if they are all smooth down there if it is an issue for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her a tweezers for Christmas..

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ? "

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I don't think gender even comes into this one, it's about maximising the pleasure of a rim job for both parties and it's just more hygienic. If it was a guy I'd have the same issue.

AND, on the flipside, I make sure my arse crack is smooth for anyone who wants to give it a rimming. I don't think that's a lot to ask of anyone, man or woman.

A hairless crack benefits both parties in this instance.

Anyway, thanks all for your responses, food for thought as always. Much appreciated.xxx

It most certainly isn't more hygienic!

Hair prevents constant skin rubbing and wicks any moisture away but besides all that, washing always has the desired effect."

I know my armpits definitely sweat more when they've been waxed. Even more than shaving. I guess even the bit of stubble helps.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes! "

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Ask her how many times she wipes after going the bog. If it’s more than 3 then the chances are she’s related to chewbacca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next time take some veet, splurge a dollop on your tongue then rim that bullet hole smooth man."

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? I'm certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards..."

The cunting monopoly man

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? I'm certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards...

The cunting monopoly man "

I had a heat rash on my chest in the summer and my partner said I had some on my face too. No, it was just from waxing my top lip .

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants "

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? In certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards...

Got it right this time

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? I'm certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards..."

How about that lone chin hair that yesterday wasn't visible but today is black and six inches long? Or when it finally turns white and is even less noticeable until it curls up your nose?

Then it insists on bringing a pal along...

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I shall look at my spider plant in a whole new light........

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By *oirinMarkusCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands and West London


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes! "

All very normal.

On a side note, those who remove their anus hair regularly, how do you do it yourself? I'm worried that I'll cut myself as it's not the easiest place to see!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? I'm certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards...

The cunting monopoly man

I had a heat rash on my chest in the summer and my partner said I had some on my face too. No, it was just from waxing my top lip . "

Mr N leaned over to take a long hair that was caught on my face...except it was attached.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I shall look at my spider plant in a whole new light........"

Make sure it’s the right light otherwise you’ll miss some hairs

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

All very normal.

On a side note, those who remove their anus hair regularly, how do you do it yourself? I'm worried that I'll cut myself as it's not the easiest place to see!"

Before I started waxing I used to hold my razor head with my fingertips and do it by feel .

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I shall look at my spider plant in a whole new light........"

They are the toe hairs of invisible giants

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? I'm certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards...

How about that lone chin hair that yesterday wasn't visible but today is black and six inches long? Or when it finally turns white and is even less noticeable until it curls up your nose?

Then it insists on bringing a pal along... "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? I'm certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards...

The cunting monopoly man

I had a heat rash on my chest in the summer and my partner said I had some on my face too. No, it was just from waxing my top lip .

Mr N leaned over to take a long hair that was caught on my face...except it was attached. "

Oh bless !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep my bum hair really long because I despise rimming.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Hope there was no clinkers tangled up in there!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? In certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards...

Got it right this time "

A few years back I was having my eyebrows threaded in the middle of a busy shopping centre when the woman doing them started tugging on my facial hair and loudly asking "moustache? Moustache?".

I've had laser treatment since but until I'm through menopause I'm going to continue getting facial hair that would put Brian Blessed to shame.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? I'm certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards...

How about that lone chin hair that yesterday wasn't visible but today is black and six inches long? Or when it finally turns white and is even less noticeable until it curls up your nose?

Then it insists on bringing a pal along... "

How do they grow so fast?!

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By *orkshireDrifterMan
over a year ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.

Just enjoy what she has to offer......

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? In certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards...

Got it right this time

A few years back I was having my eyebrows threaded in the middle of a busy shopping centre when the woman doing them started tugging on my facial hair and loudly asking "moustache? Moustache?".

I've had laser treatment since but until I'm through menopause I'm going to continue getting facial hair that would put Brian Blessed to shame."

Did you get your tache threaded? I did once, it hurt like hell!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Ask her how many times she wipes after going the bog. If it’s more than 3 then the chances are she’s related to chewbacca "

ffs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? I'm certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards...

How about that lone chin hair that yesterday wasn't visible but today is black and six inches long? Or when it finally turns white and is even less noticeable until it curls up your nose?

Then it insists on bringing a pal along...

How do they grow so fast?!"

Did you ever have a Tressy doll?

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

All very normal.

On a side note, those who remove their anus hair regularly, how do you do it yourself? I'm worried that I'll cut myself as it's not the easiest place to see!"

Wouldn’t your partner help you out? Have a look at the Wilkinson sword Quadro Razor blades or veet. Disposable blades can also be sharpened when blunt very easily, get a bit of leather and strike the razor upwards about 10-15 times, bend the blades back into a sharp straight position.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? I'm certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards...

How about that lone chin hair that yesterday wasn't visible but today is black and six inches long? Or when it finally turns white and is even less noticeable until it curls up your nose?

Then it insists on bringing a pal along...

How do they grow so fast?!

Did you ever have a Tressy doll?"

No, but I do sometimes wonder if my dad was actually from the play doh barber shop how quick my hair fucking grows

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? In certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards...

Got it right this time

A few years back I was having my eyebrows threaded in the middle of a busy shopping centre when the woman doing them started tugging on my facial hair and loudly asking "moustache? Moustache?".

I've had laser treatment since but until I'm through menopause I'm going to continue getting facial hair that would put Brian Blessed to shame.

Did you get your tache threaded? I did once, it hurt like hell!"

No, she was being a bit shrill about it and I just wanted to get away from her!

I usually immac'ed it but it had clearly been a few days too long that I'd left it!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? I'm certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards...

How about that lone chin hair that yesterday wasn't visible but today is black and six inches long? Or when it finally turns white and is even less noticeable until it curls up your nose?

Then it insists on bringing a pal along...

How do they grow so fast?!

Did you ever have a Tressy doll?

No, but I do sometimes wonder if my dad was actually from the play doh barber shop how quick my hair fucking grows "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

As for telling her. No need.

Just don't meet her again.

If she's anything like me she could shave it and you'd be able to strike a match off it within a few hours.

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By *oirinMarkusCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands and West London


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

All very normal.

On a side note, those who remove their anus hair regularly, how do you do it yourself? I'm worried that I'll cut myself as it's not the easiest place to see!

Wouldn’t your partner help you out? Have a look at the Wilkinson sword Quadro Razor blades or veet. Disposable blades can also be sharpened when blunt very easily, get a bit of leather and strike the razor upwards about 10-15 times, bend the blades back into a sharp straight position. "

Sharp, straight and blades....I love my partner but my bumhole is nervous just from reading this. Also I wouldn't say we are a squeamish couple but I've never considered hair removal as part of a romantic rship, I now need to poll all of my coupled friends!!

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

All very normal.

On a side note, those who remove their anus hair regularly, how do you do it yourself? I'm worried that I'll cut myself as it's not the easiest place to see!

Wouldn’t your partner help you out? Have a look at the Wilkinson sword Quadro Razor blades or veet. Disposable blades can also be sharpened when blunt very easily, get a bit of leather and strike the razor upwards about 10-15 times, bend the blades back into a sharp straight position.

Sharp, straight and blades....I love my partner but my bumhole is nervous just from reading this. Also I wouldn't say we are a squeamish couple but I've never considered hair removal as part of a romantic rship, I now need to poll all of my coupled friends!!"

Lots of shaving foam your be fine.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? I'm certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards...

The cunting monopoly man

I had a heat rash on my chest in the summer and my partner said I had some on my face too. No, it was just from waxing my top lip .

Mr N leaned over to take a long hair that was caught on my face...except it was attached. "

A Midwife mate of mine was supporting a new mum to breast feed her baby. Not wanting the baby to get a stray hair in its mouth she delicately pulled it out of the way only to find it was attached.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? I'm certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards...

How about that lone chin hair that yesterday wasn't visible but today is black and six inches long? Or when it finally turns white and is even less noticeable until it curls up your nose?

Then it insists on bringing a pal along...

How do they grow so fast?!"

Fuck knows but don't ever look in a 10x magnification mirror...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some very amusing responses, thanks everyone.

No offence meant to any hairy ladies, I've been with many a hirsute woman and it's never been an issue. But I guess, no matter how experienced we are, we all have things that trigger unexpected responses in us.

I won't mention it, I'll deal with it and enjoy some more fun times with her.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

Same. My trotter digits have their very own spider plants

Has anyone mentioned a tache yet? I'm certain lights I could be mistaken for Jimmy Edwards...

The cunting monopoly man

I had a heat rash on my chest in the summer and my partner said I had some on my face too. No, it was just from waxing my top lip .

Mr N leaned over to take a long hair that was caught on my face...except it was attached.

A Midwife mate of mine was supporting a new mum to breast feed her baby. Not wanting the baby to get a stray hair in its mouth she delicately pulled it out of the way only to find it was attached. "

Oh lol oops. As I've grown older the hair on my nipples seems to have disappeared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As for telling her. No need.

Just don't meet her again.

If she's anything like me she could shave it and you'd be able to strike a match off it within a few hours."

Wouldn't the blaze singe all the hair off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

All very normal.

On a side note, those who remove their anus hair regularly, how do you do it yourself? I'm worried that I'll cut myself as it's not the easiest place to see!

Wouldn’t your partner help you out? Have a look at the Wilkinson sword Quadro Razor blades or veet. Disposable blades can also be sharpened when blunt very easily, get a bit of leather and strike the razor upwards about 10-15 times, bend the blades back into a sharp straight position. "

Wouldn't that slice off their arsehole?!

Bending the blades sounds lethal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some very amusing responses, thanks everyone.

No offence meant to any hairy ladies, I've been with many a hirsute woman and it's never been an issue. But I guess, no matter how experienced we are, we all have things that trigger unexpected responses in us.

I won't mention it, I'll deal with it and enjoy some more fun times with her. "

If it sort of bothers you, but you like her… I’d maybe nudge/hint as a question on her au naturel bum hole?

I don’t like ANY hair on my body but it’s something that I’d have been self conscious about anyway, if say I was hairy

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

All very normal.

On a side note, those who remove their anus hair regularly, how do you do it yourself? I'm worried that I'll cut myself as it's not the easiest place to see!

Wouldn’t your partner help you out? Have a look at the Wilkinson sword Quadro Razor blades or veet. Disposable blades can also be sharpened when blunt very easily, get a bit of leather and strike the razor upwards about 10-15 times, bend the blades back into a sharp straight position.

Wouldn't that slice off their arsehole?!

Bending the blades sounds lethal. "

Watch some videos of razors being resharpened, you’ll understand more and will save a tonne of money on blades.

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

All very normal.

On a side note, those who remove their anus hair regularly, how do you do it yourself? I'm worried that I'll cut myself as it's not the easiest place to see!

Wouldn’t your partner help you out? Have a look at the Wilkinson sword Quadro Razor blades or veet. Disposable blades can also be sharpened when blunt very easily, get a bit of leather and strike the razor upwards about 10-15 times, bend the blades back into a sharp straight position.

Wouldn't that slice off their arsehole?!

Bending the blades sounds lethal.

Watch some videos of razors being resharpened, you’ll understand more and will save a tonne of money on blades. "

Plenty of money to buy more prawn cocktail crisps

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Says a very hairy man....would you shave if requested?

Its a turn off for me personally, but thats just my opinion. Whether you choose to shave/wax it is your own choice "

Hair on a woman is a turn off for me and i’m sure there are women who see hair as a man on a turn off. Its down to preferences. Doesn't mean I or anyone else has to change themselves because someone doesn't like it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab it between your teeth and then tickle her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of women have hair all over, polycystic ovary syndrome amongst other things can cause hair growth. She may feel comfortable with the hair and not see it as issue. Is your booty hole hairy aswell ?

I don't have a medical condition I'm just hairy . I've got hair on my toes too and you should see my chin sometimes!

All very normal.

On a side note, those who remove their anus hair regularly, how do you do it yourself? I'm worried that I'll cut myself as it's not the easiest place to see!

Wouldn’t your partner help you out? Have a look at the Wilkinson sword Quadro Razor blades or veet. Disposable blades can also be sharpened when blunt very easily, get a bit of leather and strike the razor upwards about 10-15 times, bend the blades back into a sharp straight position.

Wouldn't that slice off their arsehole?!

Bending the blades sounds lethal.

Watch some videos of razors being resharpened, you’ll understand more and will save a tonne of money on blades.

Plenty of money to buy more prawn cocktail crisps "

They're smokey bacon!

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

On a side note, those who remove their anus hair regularly, how do you do it yourself? I'm worried that I'll cut myself as it's not the easiest place to see!"

Wax, literally takes 10 mins and no pain

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

Chances are she's aware of it and unless she asks for your opinion? Keep it to yourself

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