FabSwingers.com forum: What's the most British phrase you can think of

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me sound as a pound

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Tu’penny upright

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Put the kettle on or if you’re a northerner put kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking weather

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Jolly hockey sticks ...??!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Fancy a brew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the kettle on or if you’re a northerner put kettle on."

"Chuck kettle on love"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone see the worlds largest potato guy. "Holy snapping turtle teeth" I hear this ever time I think of a new Zealander now

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m not sure but it must have something to do with Peppa Pig.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not sure but it must have something to do with Peppa Pig.

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very witty

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Abroad, walks past beggars and spies stray dog ‘aww poor thing’

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

We didn’t win the war so that blah blah blah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We didn’t win the war so that blah blah blah

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your profile name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do yow fancy a cup of tay bab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lie back and think of England

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Oopsie daisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no, after you.

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

The West, Wales/Bristol/Bath

Knickers!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I say old chap that's just not cricket ...... !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know your onions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry you ran over my foot, my fault.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Sorry. Its only a word but it's British policy to start as many sentences as possible with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this moment in time.

Utter gibberish.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

The phrase so many on here introduce themselves with, "Hi,how are you," so typically British, when deep down we really don't give a rodents rectum with regard to the health and welfare of someone we hardly know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say to someone “alright” and they reply “alright” back

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Rule Britannia, or anything else that Al Murray has on a t-shirt.

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By *erry 58Man
over a year ago

doncaster

That’ll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hunky dory

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

[Removed by poster at 23/11/21 18:00:57]

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"How do you do"...

....to which the ONLY correct response is: "How do you do"...

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

You wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna brew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For fucks sake, or the dogs bollocks. Had the Americans baffled whenever I said either of those in cancun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put peg in Ole will the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That u'll do

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Wanna brew? "

Quick Brew tea, or Special Brew

(Normal people in the caff, tramps outside)

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"The phrase so many on here introduce themselves with, "Hi,how are you," so typically British, when deep down we really don't give a rodents rectum with regard to the health and welfare of someone we hardly know. "

I agree with this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the bloody sun.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Jolly good show old chap!’

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"T' drizzle 'as wattered dahn me tea"

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Bollocks.......

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Afternoon Tea

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Put a bit of minge round it love, it's like shagging a dead horse."

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Me sound as a pound

They dont like it up 'em

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

And of course we have, "lovely day again isn't it," most of us do seem to able to determine all by ourselves when the sun is shining and when it's not. It's also a fair assumption that the weather isn't likely to be changing seeing as nobody seems to be walking around with umbrellas just in case.

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

“Not in my day”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chim Chim Cher-ee

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Oh my god init !

Bruv !

Hench!

Well fit.

Do one !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“It’s brightening up”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk and sugar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sex please, we're British.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Rubber Jonny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name's Bond, James Bond.

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

west London

Lets have a nice cup of tea

Alright t^&T or K*&B when greeting a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheers"

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge in NN9

How Much?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

The fucking labradors are stuck in the back of the Range Rover surrounded by game and the Purdeys

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