FabSwingers.com forum: back handed compliments

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

So...just been told its amazing how someone didn't even have to try when he fisted me

Good point.....I'm amazing

Bad point.....bucket fanny!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...just been told its amazing how someone didn't even have to try when he fisted me

Good point.....I'm amazing

Bad point.....bucket fanny!!!!"

Say again, say again, say again bloody echo in here

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"So...just been told its amazing how someone didn't even have to try when he fisted me

Good point.....I'm amazing

Bad point.....bucket fanny!!!!"
Only if he used both hands

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It really was a back-handed compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao... sorry had to laugh out loud on that one

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol"

Dont look then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected.

...I may have simply been a crap kisser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol

Dont look then

its too late - he did !!!!!lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao! funny stuff

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol"

The post or the image of a hand up a vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol

The post or the image of a hand up a vagina?"

It's a puppet !

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected.

...I may have simply been a crap kisser."

Well if they can get a nine pound baby out i'm sure they can get a nine inch penis in

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

...I may have simply been a crap kisser.

Well if they can get a nine pound baby out i'm sure they can get a nine inch penis in

Erm, it's not always that easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol

The post or the image of a hand up a vagina?

It's a puppet !

haha Brian Conley

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Oatlands

...I may have simply been a crap kisser.

Well if they can get a nine pound baby out i'm sure they can get a nine inch penis in

Erm, it's not always that easy."

Yer no joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He must have had a small hand, unlike me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...I may have simply been a crap kisser.

Well if they can get a nine pound baby out i'm sure they can get a nine inch penis in

Someone doesn't understand anatomy and physiology very well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...I may have simply been a crap kisser."

Oh my! Damn freinds only pics.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol"

To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of a very tight fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...I may have simply been a crap kisser."

Come to Scotland, I'll take it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...I may have simply been a crap kisser.

Come to Scotland, I'll take it.

Funny thing is, I once met a woman who was incredibly petit, all of 4'9, meaning that my penis was something like 5% of her entire height, and yet I was able penetrate her with the full length without her making a squeak (well, she did at the end, and it was a bit more than a squeak).

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"So...just been told its amazing how someone didn't even have to try when he fisted me

Good point.....I'm amazing

Bad point.....bucket fanny!!!!"

well just say exceptionally little hands shall we

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

"So...just been told its amazing how someone didn't even have to try when he fisted me

Good point.....I'm amazing

Bad point.....bucket fanny!!!!"

He didnt actually say you were amazing he said 'it' was amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...I may have simply been a crap kisser.

Come to Scotland, I'll take it.

5% of 4' 9? I may still be half asleep but would that not make your penis less than 3 inches?

4' 9 is 57 inches by my reckoning.

Please someone correct me if I'm wrong. It may be a lack of caffeine error.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I divided 57 by 100 then multiplied the result by 8 - I THINK thats how you do percentages but I must admit my maths skills arn't great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5% of 57 is 2.85.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what I SHOULD have done was divide 8 by 57 - so, to ammend my orginal post:

Funny thing is, I once met a woman who was incredibly petit, all of 4'9, meaning that my penis was something like FOURTEEN PERCENT of her entire height, and yet I was able penetrate her with the full length without her making a squeak (well, she did at the end, and it was a bit more than a squeak)

There we go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol

The post or the image of a hand up a vagina?

It's a puppet !

PMSL

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"5% of 57 is 2.85. "

So he needs to claim at least 10% of said woman to save face?

I may need to add this to my criteria... males must have cocks at least 10% of my height. What do you think? I'm really short so it should be achievable.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand.

She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best.

That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand.

She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best.

That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember."

Is it still a spank when it's back handed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol

The post or the image of a hand up a vagina?

It's a puppet !

PMSL

So when are you changing your profile name to sooty or sweep?

Seriously though - don't stress - unless he lost his watch!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got told id be very pretty if i was thin

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand.

She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best.

That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember.

Is it still a spank when it's back handed?"

Hmmm good point, would one call it a slap?

Either way it made some wonderful marks.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand.

She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best.

That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember.

Is it still a spank when it's back handed?

Hmmm good point, would one call it a slap?

Either way it made some wonderful marks."

Have you noticed the recent fashion for knuckle duster rings

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand.

She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best.

That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember.

Is it still a spank when it's back handed?

Hmmm good point, would one call it a slap?

Either way it made some wonderful marks."

So you're good at backhanders?

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

"i got told id be very pretty if i was thin "

I got told i'd be very good-looking if i had a different face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as long as it didnt smell like a bucket of semi-fresh sun scorched prawns..I wouldnt worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tight chest and a 'bucket fanny'.. not a bad result for one day..

hope your chest is feeling better btw

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i got told id be very pretty if i was thin "

I got told once while someone was doing me doggy that I had skinny hips for a big lass

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand.

She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best.

That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember.

Is it still a spank when it's back handed?

Hmmm good point, would one call it a slap?

Either way it made some wonderful marks.

Have you noticed the recent fashion for knuckle duster rings

Ah yes I saw these on the tv the other day (not transvestite I meant television). So now we know where the craze came from. Spanktastic!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand.

She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best.

That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember.

Is it still a spank when it's back handed?

Hmmm good point, would one call it a slap?

Either way it made some wonderful marks.

So you're good at backhanders?"

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, I scratch your back, you scratch mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i got told id be very pretty if i was thin

I got told once while someone was doing me doggy that I had skinny hips for a big lass

i'm just a blooming whale at the moment and its really getting me down.. id love to have hips

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i got told id be very pretty if i was thin

I got told once while someone was doing me doggy that I had skinny hips for a big lass

That reminds... a couple of years ago I was told I am too small to be 'fabulous' and too big to be 'curvy'.

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"i got told id be very pretty if i was thin "

hope you told em back that they'd be clever if they weren't so fucking stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i got told id be very pretty if i was thin "

Got told I looked beefy and solid as oposed to large, not sure that is actually an improvement!

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