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"So...just been told its amazing how someone didn't even have to try when he fisted me Good point.....I'm amazing Bad point.....bucket fanny!!!!" Only if he used both hands | |||
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"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol" Dont look then | |||
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"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol Dont look then " its too late - he did !!!!!lol | |||
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"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol" The post or the image of a hand up a vagina? | |||
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"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol The post or the image of a hand up a vagina?" It's a puppet ! | |||
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected. ...I may have simply been a crap kisser." Well if they can get a nine pound baby out i'm sure they can get a nine inch penis in | |||
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected. ...I may have simply been a crap kisser. Well if they can get a nine pound baby out i'm sure they can get a nine inch penis in " Erm, it's not always that easy. | |||
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"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol The post or the image of a hand up a vagina? It's a puppet ! " haha Brian Conley | |||
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected. ...I may have simply been a crap kisser. Well if they can get a nine pound baby out i'm sure they can get a nine inch penis in Erm, it's not always that easy." Yer no joking | |||
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected. ...I may have simply been a crap kisser. Well if they can get a nine pound baby out i'm sure they can get a nine inch penis in " Someone doesn't understand anatomy and physiology very well. | |||
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected. ...I may have simply been a crap kisser." Oh my! Damn freinds only pics. | |||
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"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol" To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of a very tight fanny. | |||
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected. ...I may have simply been a crap kisser." Come to Scotland, I'll take it. | |||
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected. ...I may have simply been a crap kisser. Come to Scotland, I'll take it. " Funny thing is, I once met a woman who was incredibly petit, all of 4'9, meaning that my penis was something like 5% of her entire height, and yet I was able penetrate her with the full length without her making a squeak (well, she did at the end, and it was a bit more than a squeak). | |||
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"So...just been told its amazing how someone didn't even have to try when he fisted me Good point.....I'm amazing Bad point.....bucket fanny!!!!" well just say exceptionally little hands shall we | |||
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"So...just been told its amazing how someone didn't even have to try when he fisted me Good point.....I'm amazing Bad point.....bucket fanny!!!!" He didnt actually say you were amazing he said 'it' was amazing | |||
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected. ...I may have simply been a crap kisser. Come to Scotland, I'll take it. Funny thing is, I once met a woman who was incredibly petit, all of 4'9, meaning that my penis was something like 5% of her entire height, and yet I was able penetrate her with the full length without her making a squeak (well, she did at the end, and it was a bit more than a squeak)." 5% of 4' 9? I may still be half asleep but would that not make your penis less than 3 inches? 4' 9 is 57 inches by my reckoning. Please someone correct me if I'm wrong. It may be a lack of caffeine error. | |||
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"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol The post or the image of a hand up a vagina? It's a puppet ! " PMSL | |||
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"5% of 57 is 2.85. " So he needs to claim at least 10% of said woman to save face? I may need to add this to my criteria... males must have cocks at least 10% of my height. What do you think? I'm really short so it should be achievable. | |||
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"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand. She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best. That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember." Is it still a spank when it's back handed? | |||
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"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol The post or the image of a hand up a vagina? It's a puppet ! PMSL " So when are you changing your profile name to sooty or sweep? Seriously though - don't stress - unless he lost his watch!!! | |||
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"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand. She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best. That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember. Is it still a spank when it's back handed?" Hmmm good point, would one call it a slap? Either way it made some wonderful marks. | |||
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"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand. She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best. That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember. Is it still a spank when it's back handed? Hmmm good point, would one call it a slap? Either way it made some wonderful marks." Have you noticed the recent fashion for knuckle duster rings | |||
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"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand. She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best. That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember. Is it still a spank when it's back handed? Hmmm good point, would one call it a slap? Either way it made some wonderful marks." So you're good at backhanders? | |||
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"i got told id be very pretty if i was thin " I got told i'd be very good-looking if i had a different face | |||
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"i got told id be very pretty if i was thin " I got told once while someone was doing me doggy that I had skinny hips for a big lass | |||
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"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand. She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best. That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember. Is it still a spank when it's back handed? Hmmm good point, would one call it a slap? Either way it made some wonderful marks. Have you noticed the recent fashion for knuckle duster rings " Ah yes I saw these on the tv the other day (not transvestite I meant television). So now we know where the craze came from. Spanktastic! | |||
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"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand. She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best. That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember. Is it still a spank when it's back handed? Hmmm good point, would one call it a slap? Either way it made some wonderful marks. So you're good at backhanders?" Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, I scratch your back, you scratch mine | |||
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"i got told id be very pretty if i was thin I got told once while someone was doing me doggy that I had skinny hips for a big lass " i'm just a blooming whale at the moment and its really getting me down.. id love to have hips | |||
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"i got told id be very pretty if i was thin I got told once while someone was doing me doggy that I had skinny hips for a big lass " That reminds... a couple of years ago I was told I am too small to be 'fabulous' and too big to be 'curvy'. | |||
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"i got told id be very pretty if i was thin " hope you told em back that they'd be clever if they weren't so fucking stupid | |||
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"i got told id be very pretty if i was thin " Got told I looked beefy and solid as oposed to large, not sure that is actually an improvement! | |||
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