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dodgy halloween recipes needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i recommend, Brussels rochers ...

buy one box of ferero rochers, the larger the better.

remove choccies from foil and put to one side.

go and get an equal number of sprouts, and trim to a little bit smaller than the ferrero's

get some cooking choccie, melt and add toenail clippings ... in the absence of enough clippings, visit your local chiropodist, old peoples home .... or use flaked almond slices

enough so the choccie is bumpy ... ps if you use almonds and theres any left over you can dip apples in it

put a cocktail stick into each sprout and dip in the choccie

stick them into half an orange in fridge till set

then remove from stick wrap in ferrero wrapper and return to box.

when the trick or treaters come round, offer them box, whilst munching on the real ones you bought earlier.

thing is the kids round here are wise to that one now ... so has anyone got any more dodgy halloween recipes i can try on them please?

ta xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhh your evil

wonders if dippping the sprouts in chocolate will fool the kids this christmas????

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

only till they bite into em lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but their faces will be enough for me to actually but the chocolates you mention cos I hate them!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah but their faces will be enough for me to actually but the chocolates you mention cos I hate them!!

Shona

x x x "

lol, i thought you meant for xmas dinner lol ... yup they work any time of year ... and you can always give em the real ones after lol

Lynda xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not only would I have to give them the chocolates but my eldest would be off with my shoes and my youngest would be off with my make up to punish me

Shona

x x x

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

What a cracking idea chick only a women could be that dastardley xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a cracking idea chick only a women could be that dastardley xx "

I have my moments

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

you could try the cadbury's chocolate carrot finger's a simular method of contruction to that of your sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i recommend, Brussels rochers ...

buy one box of ferero rochers, the larger the better.

remove choccies from foil and put to one side.

go and get an equal number of sprouts, and trim to a little bit smaller than the ferrero's

get some cooking choccie, melt and add toenail clippings ... in the absence of enough clippings, visit your local chiropodist, old peoples home .... or use flaked almond slices

enough so the choccie is bumpy ... ps if you use almonds and theres any left over you can dip apples in it

put a cocktail stick into each sprout and dip in the choccie

stick them into half an orange in fridge till set

then remove from stick wrap in ferrero wrapper and return to box.

when the trick or treaters come round, offer them box, whilst munching on the real ones you bought earlier.

thing is the kids round here are wise to that one now ... so has anyone got any more dodgy halloween recipes i can try on them please?

ta xxx

"

Exellent idea at least it makes sure the little gits get one of their five a day xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Exellent idea at least it makes sure the little gits get one of their five a day xx "

as long as they don't throw em through your windows after lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you could try the cadbury's chocolate carrot finger's a simular method of contruction to that of your sprouts "

but chocolate carrots are yummy lol

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"you could try the cadbury's chocolate carrot finger's a simular method of contruction to that of your sprouts

but chocolate carrots are yummy lol "

lol ok then god for parsnips instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fill a rubber glove with some water coloured with food dye and seal the end off with a rubber band... put it on it's side on a plastic tray or plate and freeze... it then looks great floating in a big bowl of punch or juice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you could try the cadbury's chocolate carrot finger's a simular method of contruction to that of your sprouts

but chocolate carrots are yummy lol

lol ok then god for parsnips instead "

......actually have some small onions and beetroots still in ground too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fill a rubber glove with some water coloured with food dye and seal the end off with a rubber band... put it on it's side on a plastic tray or plate and freeze... it then looks great floating in a big bowl of punch or juice. "

oh i don't wanna amuse em, want em to bugger off and not come back *giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fill a rubber glove with some water coloured with food dye and seal the end off with a rubber band... put it on it's side on a plastic tray or plate and freeze... it then looks great floating in a big bowl of punch or juice.

oh i don't wanna amuse em, want em to bugger off and not come back *giggles"

make loads and throw the fekkrs at them saying let me give you a hand out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

make loads and throw the fekkrs at them saying let me give you a hand out! "

ahhhhhhhh much better plan wonders if she'll get told off for using the whole pack of rubber gloves

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman
over a year ago

east london

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman
over a year ago

east london

thanks to all - we've just finished the brussel sprouts. Kids are still chuckling to themselves. Easy mornings entertainment esp as they've gotten to lick the bowl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thanks to all - we've just finished the brussel sprouts. Kids are still chuckling to themselves. Easy mornings entertainment esp as they've gotten to lick the bowl "

cool and nice neat toenails too *giggles :D

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

You can get sour jelly beans, and I think there's a "gross flavours" pack somewhere - snot being the only flavour I can remember.

Could you make a chocolate orange shape around a garlic clove?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it said "doggy halloween recipes"

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